Handur
After the absinthe I saw two earth in the sky.
Handur
One is green, another is red.

We didn’t have an athlete at school yet.
YYY: And not in vain)

C at an interval of 1 day listened to the story of two of his friends (boyfriend and girlfriend) that they now live together.
Her story: He ate a few canned foods and puddles and everything he did not have to cook. cannot be so. It is harmful. Add a 20 minute brainstorming on this topic. In the apartment everything is scattered. cannot be so. Must be cleaned! In the dust, there are ticks and bla bla bla for another 20 minutes of brain removal, and so on. and etc.
His story: Guy, you won't believe, but I now eat every day!

XX: I went to study English abroad. It was the first Russian language.
XX: Great interest in me and the Russian language.
XX: Sometimes they ask what will be a word in Russian.
XXX: the last time asked what will be "beautiful girl"?
XXX: not confused I replied: "I would blow"
XXX: now I regret what I did - you won't believe what they say to me now often.

Kola is Hi. Here are the pictures that you once made to give me you, just up to now everything, something, no, and now finally.

Kayoreal: Oh not it!
Alenk: What is it?
kayoreal: wiped out his eye, and only then discovered that his finger was in chocolate
Alenk: Now you have a natural chocolate eye :D

You refused to have sex.
As if he was alone with you.
As if he was your last.
It just ends with me.

We communicate with the daughter of 1.5 years (by the way to say Evgenievna):
I: Tell me, how does the cow speak?
D: Mu-u...
I am a young man, right! How does the dog chew?
D: The ha-ha...
And so on until all the known animals are over.
I decided to joke: What does your mom say to you?
D is married!! to

Am I a princess?
Son, you are a fool.

In Anapa, a man walks on the beach and advertises his products "Sea Viagra! Cold beer, cooked cancers. Men excite, women conquer. 100% guarantee, I walk every day, if it doesn’t work, give it to the mouth!"

In addition to:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you know? and :)
If you throw a slice in the champagne, it will jump down, then up on the glass without stopping.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck who checked it.
by Kykycia:
A millionaire on a very boring reception.
by Kykycia:
"You know, we are losing our assets!"
"Look, the shutter is jumping!"

And who checked that the memory of an aquarium fish holds 10 seconds? Most importantly how, fucking?! to

At night I realized that without him I could not fall asleep, I decided to steal to him, lie down in a row, turned the dryer, and twice dropped the cell phone I managed to. The husband twisted, began to fall asleep, after 15 minutes, just with the wild "murr" carries a cat and jumps from the run on his husband.He turns to me, I look at him with such frequent eyes: "We love you, strongly"...

The decision to put order in the office came spontaneously. After the designer dropped the columns from the editor’s desk with a cable from the printer that stuck behind the microwave door...

I’m running like Superman!! to
Cheba: here is
Cheba: with cowards over the pants

I’ve been dating a guy for two months and I haven’t had sex yet. We argue in a joke:
Q: You don’t love me at all!
I : I love. You are me, never!
Q: Yes, I never did you. I love it))

Something there clearly did not fit in the warehouse since the morning and as a result, exclusive goods appeared in the price list:
"Cronbleedsteen for videochat"
and "Azzic fortress non-biological".

Compared to religion, science is too young to believe in untested facts.

The necessary clarifications.
As you know, the Soviet people were engaged in the execution and over-execution of plans.
All this happened thanks to the wise leadership of the Communist Party.

In the mid-1970s, the first secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Azerbaijan, Heydar Aliyev, held a meeting with the asset of cotton-seeding areas. In the hall were the secretaries of the district commissions, chairs of executive committees, directors of Soviet farms, advanced cotton workers. Reports and reports came from the tribune.
Finally, the turn came to the noble brigadier. He also read his paper and was about to leave the scene, as suddenly a question was asked by the main actor:
What are you talking about success? Is there any
Failures and wishes?
The farmer walked away, not knowing what to say.
The question sounded again, already with signs of chief anger.
The brigadier met a glance with the terrible face of his secretary.
RK shrugged and said:
- There are shortcomings, Comrade First Secretary. Not very supplied.
Meat and milk are not always available in the store. little
They bring.
Aliyev was surprised.
Do they bring too little? You don’t live in the city, you live in the village.
The family holds the cow. Why do you need milk in the store? This is what you have, no.
The Cows?
The confused speaker complained:
No, Comrade Aliyev
And why? The chairman did not.
The answer of the colloquial entered the annals forever.
- So after all, the cow must be pasted somewhere, but how to do it if the cotton is a little bit
Are they not at the door of the house? A cow is not a beetle to keep it on the road.
It will be bound, and it will grow fat.

The teacher of the Paris school checks the presence of the students:
Mustafa ibn Kemal?
and here.
Yakin Badr Harettin?
and here.
The All-in Bar Beer?
“Teacher, my name is correctly pronounced ‘Allen Barbie’.

Meanwhile, I was able to get out of the bars without any problems.
Cut off in the kirz boots without any consequences.
Treat the evil camellots with steel inserts of one and a half kilograms each and stay satisfied.
And scratching the fucking mushrooms with something, stitch, beach boots...