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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32058
 25.06.2010
XXX is
You asked me if I would go to sleep or if you would come to sleep.

XXX is
I said I would sleep anyway.

XXX is
“Whether you come or not, at midnight, when the clock beats twelve times, I will turn into a snoring pumpkin.

XXX is
Maybe a little later...

XXX is
This magic continues to blink.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32057
 25.06.2010
gathered somehow with friends a small set of photos with tails to arrange, in the spirit of Viking metal, but the weather did not fit - the rain began, we went to the nearest cinema, on the road bought juice,
And here we pass such a wet, scattered past the guard, me and another with a tail and a similar attribute missed without any problems, the third stopped and polite asked to go out with the juice...
I still remember that with a smile.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32056
 25.06.2010
Inad: I was in Moscow, on a business trip... twice overtaken
The Lamborghini Diablo. by Walk

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32055
 25.06.2010
She: I love you
He is funny.
She :...
Do you want me to make a mine?
And of course, the rabbit!
It is: Funny

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32054
 25.06.2010
XXX: Have you already kissed me, tell me how to polite send in the ass?
yyy: "Please go to the ass"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32053
 25.06.2010
Dmitry: =))) and I want rain now))) here in the shade of temperature +36))))
Anna: Drink more cold water
Dmitry: ughu) I drive for 4 hours without stopping and probably with the condade off (((
I have such joy as a crowded bladder is not enough for complete happiness)))))
Anna: The Poor (Al open the window)
Dmitry: in local buses such a chip is not provided))) passengers are cooked in their own juice)))
Anna: pp)) Here is the same)) NO: some provide a conditioning system, a FORTOCH model
The intensity of ventilation can be adjusted by stretching or opening the dirty curtain on the bus window. Or not regulated at all)
Dmitry: But this model is usually accompanied by an emergency interruption system called Grandma. When the air conditioning system of Fortoch is launched, Grandma begins to issue alarms in elevated tones: Sklozniak!!! It is selling!! The A-A-A! We will all die!!! to
Anna: You are what! My grandmother is the NPC!! This system can track and report anything!
Dmitry: oh) and the most advanced models organize local clusters according to the type of deep-impact hyper-search systems such as KGB and NKVD)))
by Ugo. The outdated version of Grandma does not have enough memory, but successfully compensates for this with the presence of imagination.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №32052
 25.06.2010
BILBOS: And I am still amazed at the degree of my blind trust in my parents. My mom regularly deceived me in the following simple way – when I didn’t want to sleep, she said that as soon as I fell asleep, she would give me a candy. Here, by the way, the question of trust can go to the question of my intelligence. But not about that now.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32051
 25.06.2010
In the answers:
Question: How to fuck our state for big money?
The answer is: elementary! You sell something for a large amount of money, like an apartment. Then you burn that money. Then let these fools suffer – new ones stamp!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32050
 25.06.2010
It’s hot, just like a pepper.
Yes, it is a nightmare! This is hell!
I want an ice-carbon fucking and that with a tube!
yyy: 0_o
It is crazy ? ?
I am going to crack your hell!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32049
 25.06.2010
When you turn off the hot water, the cold water is no longer so cold.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32048
 25.06.2010
I should have been so drunk...
Yesterday my friend and I searched for my phone.
I call him, of course, but the brain that is stunned by excessive influences of firewater does not get that I call from my phone to my number.
xxxh: the device gives out short dots, which after a dramatic pause, with horror-filled eyes I give out the taxi driver, s**a already someone calls it.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32047
 25.06.2010
I work in the Old Mytyshkin source, I call clients, and here it means that the employee has no noise, the chiefs are not there, everyone has eaten a lot, especially I, and we have fallen asleep to call clients. I pick up the number, here the girl takes the telephone, I try to pronounce the name of our company for five minutes, I hear the silence, the telephone did not drop, well, I think to talk, I want to and let her half an hour with a cluttered tongue to tell what we are good, the girl listened all this time silently, did not interrupt and when I finally finished my drunk monologue, she came to herself silenced again, and then said: thank you, of course, but we are already working with you... unfortunately.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32046
 25.06.2010
xxx: no cars, no traffic jams, dps through one, in the subway they also say ments immeasurably, maybe something happened?
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolyevich, as a businessman, going on a trip to the United States disconnected, cars, traffic jams, internet and put everything on guard.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32045
 25.06.2010
Tags: brother fire
Choose a swimsuit.
There is a mannequin with him, a female.
My mother's brother sits on her arms.
xxx: stretches to the mannequin and says: "Sits, trousers, stomach!"
xxxh: all this was accompanied by abundant lumping of each part described
XHH: the staff of the wild roasted
Which is good)
You see, the man is growing.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32044
 25.06.2010
xxx: I am checking the account))
xxx: one student did not have enough leaflet and he wrote on his own
XXX: on the back side they played in the ballad
xxx: I liked the words from the seven letters - snoop and snoop))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32043
 25.06.2010
If you cut the bulb and rub the top of the foot, then in half an hour you will feel the taste of the onion - volatile substances will spread with the blood flow throughout the body.

Yesterday I drank a beer and I had to drink it :)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №32042
 25.06.2010
minion1989: Get married to me, no?

The light is (yes)

minion1989: Shit, shit, not in that window))

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №32041
 25.06.2010
Technical support of the Internet provider:

Draw Draw by Valdemar Draw 23.06.2010 23:52
I have a refrigerator and a computer connected to the same socket, when the refrigerator is turned on it writes that a new device is found-install wood and where I find new wood to it the refrigerator is old(((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32040
 25.06.2010
When you see a lovely young girl in a medical procedure room with her trousers down for injection, the last feeling you feel is compassion.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32039
 24.06.2010
active discussion on the forum, post on the topic:

Yes, too, thoughts like this began to come to my head, because I smoke, and I smoke. Wherever you go, all the time smoked and without it you get no pleasure. I didn’t smoke, I didn’t smoke for a week. gathered for a weekend from the mountain to ride on inflatable cameras in the winter. Well, and I went into such an affair because of the sharpness of the sensations that again, I climb from the mountain on the camera, and it unfolds so that I climb my back and this process I cease to control and understand that I cannot stop. And with a side-sight, I see that I am carried down from the mountain into the abyss, where all kinds of iron armor lie, young trees throw. I had a thought in my head that I was over... and here, ba-bah... I crashed into a young tree that grows on the edge of the mountain, and thanks to it I did not descend and stop. The blow, of course, was strong, but I had to touch and I didn't break anything, there was only a strong sting on my leg. After that I realized that it was the plants that saved my life, I continue to smoke grass and feel good when I eat it.

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