American Christian school... library filled with computers with strict restrictions... people 15 are surfing porn... and why? Because one of them saw what Russian method I broke the school filter in order to read Basel.

There was a parody on the field of miracles - Yakubovich launches prizes in the super game
1st Lada Kalina
2nd Lada Priora
Three Oasis Patriot
4 is And the main prize is the car! ?

Duke: our programmer Kisha finally came out
He sits behind the comp, beats himself like a sly red SATA cable, and claims to be a SATA masochist.

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Now be afraid on the roads of drivers in pursuit. They won’t have anything to do with you!”! to
I think it’s time to take the villas and go out. Let people know in what country we live!
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Let me add: I am standing on the road in a traffic jams, at some point of movement in sight, an opposite lane opens up, along which one pedras in the hanging of the stars decided to circumvent this same traffic jams. Naturally, he rode her right in the car of some poor girl. The girl's car in front of it - squeezed, so that no longer pump - only to the garbage. Thank goodness she was not injured. And this homicide, yes, a little bit of the jeep mourned.
I found nothing about this incident anywhere. Obviously, the dolce was melted, the blame was thrown on the unhappy girl and they sat rejoicing.
Be afraid of menta - even if they get into your mouth at the meeting and kill you on the ground - they will NOT HAVE Nothing!

The American Forum
You can read books on compass.
How is it???! to
- Yes, there are scanned books on Russian websites for these purposes.
Here is the spring for them...

A girlfriend's daughter (3 years old) goes on the street and desperately cries: "Sru! by Bill! He is! Oh well hey! is! Lo! Che!!and "
Girlfriend, melancholy: I can’t explain to everyone that she just doesn’t pronounce the sound "S"...

1st Microsoft has released Internet Explorer 8 today. Increase speed and increase reliability :)
Now you can download the new Firefox faster and more reliably.
Rejoice, rejoice

taken from rsdn.ru

What do you do when you are alone at home?
I watch porn with sound :x

From an interview with Anatoly Wassermann:

Why did you get married at the age of 17?

I had a dispute with a fellow student. I proved to him that in modern society, any restrictions on sexual life are harmful. He adhered to a strict moral and ethical view. A fellow student stated that I reasoned so only out of selfishness — because I want complete freedom to myself. I was young and stupid then. Now I would say that my personal interests do not contradict the public interests. But then I stood on the asshole. I said I refused to have sex at all. Promises have a bad property: they must be fulfilled.

Do you not regret?

Sorry, and several times a day...

If the Bible has answers to all questions, then the Bible is the truth.
The Internet!

About the reason.
Edwards 40 years ago.
My husband and I are training, Samba. Time in a minute.
Take the bus and it’s not too close. Comrade says, Let’s run.
Then I don’t want to stand. I didn’t want to run, I went out in full.
The training. I say there is no reason to run away.
I must say, my comrade is not of high height, but God did not offend.
We just passed by a company of drunk people at 10-12. He is
He put his bag on the ground and approached the tallest guy in the middle.
The company and... I only saw the guy’s legs glowing above his head.
The company is silent, they look at each other in confusion - who, why and why.
Why is. My companion approaches me, takes his bag and sadly so
He says, now there is a reason.
So I never ran before - the bus got on time, we were not caught.
For training and training, we walked through another street for a while.

It’s good to work on two jobs. A lot of money! But not because,
They pay a lot because they don’t waste time.

Sigurd
The New Sith – Darth Anyan

Bain
and ROFL
You are burning!! to
This is what Dumas wrote about. :D
The Dark Lord Darth Anyan. D Licho

Sigurd
You will know the power of the dark side, a thousand devils!! to

Bain
I am your father, channel!! to

She> Buy bread and eggs whole.
He> what are you kissing? ROFL...

I know why I need Earth Hour!! They just lack the power to launch the BAC!! to

*** (22:34:38 19/03/2009)
In 26 minutes the kefir’s shelf life expires...I’ll go and drink.

I put my 4-year-old brother to sleep.
Go to sleep!
I do not want to sleep! I want to rule the world!! to

Go all off with your Cynthia and Junior!! to

At work, they were deprived of a prize for doing everything.
The boss comes and says:
Have you installed a computer this month?
I replied that I had fixed it a month ago.
She said I don’t have any work this month, and they don’t need an admin at all.
From next month I will start working so that everyone will break the day so in three.

Yopt, just for the sake of curiosity I will ask - people, you too during all the study in school and then in the universe all the teachers in one voice claimed that you are the worst course / stream / parallel in the history of the institute / universe / school? Are they specifically, or is our stream really the stupidest? and :(