Everyone praises the old Nokia. But it is all shit. Sitting on iPhone. There was no charging, and you need to get up in the morning by the alarm. I remember that somewhere on the shelf lies my old Phillips phone. I have not charged it for three years. Not only that it turned on, so there was 2/3 of the battery left )) In the morning on it got up, turned off. Maybe in a year or two.)

This is Goya:
The Suspicious:

The call. You know, I was a Jew only by wife, but since I recently divorced and to world Zionism relationship now I do not have, good it or bad - I ask you to erase my number from all mailings "Oh wait, don't hang the phone - we can offer you good girls from decent families!"

Nice girls from Jewish families with goyim are not connected!!! to
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Where did you read about these girls from the Eugene families? Go away and do not prevent the poor Eugene from getting a piece of cat!

A dispute with a girl:
I will find someone who will only look at me.
Is he paralyzed?

The wise man replied:
Do not forget to move the commodity and spray underneath it.
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Just give her a long flat shirt, wrapping it with a cloth, she will be able to gently wipe out the dust under the wrapper.

He will also get a long fuck for dinner. Which kind of smart. He was told to dust it, and he is a fucker on you, clean it yourself.

Comments on the terrible story laid out on the pickup:

+53 nitrox92 posted 5 years ago #
I read this story in the headphones in the bed and here the cat jumps out of the dark... My cry gathered the whole family :)

+17 Questern posted 50 days ago #
I am glad I don’t have a cat.

+67 names posted 50 days ago #
It would be bad if the cat still jumped out.

+48 DesRock posted 5 years ago #
A family who is not there will also escape.

Those who quit smoking about a delicate problem: help shrimp (in the season - fresh strawberries and strawberries) and beets. Well, and acidic dairy products, if they are normally digested.

Russian roads have only two states:

1st Should be repaired.

2nd at the repair.

The call came at ten in the morning. Maria Ivanovna put off the clothing of wool socks and removed the tube.
“Your grandson has just committed a serious accident,” the unknown man explained in a hurry. - A dear foreign mark is broken, there are victims, and this is from three to five years in prison... To help the grandson to avoid criminal responsibility, money is needed!
How much?
Two hundred thousand! An unknown voice said. Get the money – our man will come to you! And about this call to no one, or granddaughter will definitely warm up by stage!
“But I don’t have such money at home,” Maria Ivanovna whispered. You need to go to the bank, which is at the other end of the city.
- Go out on the street - the silver "giggles" will come to the house and take you where you need to. And remember: let no one say a word! In the interest of my grandson.

After driving half a city and stopping near the bank, the driver pressed his finger to his lips.
Maria Ivanovna answered the same. Back in half an hour:
“I forgot the plastic card’s PIN code,” she breathed hard. - I need to go to the house - it is there with me, it is recorded in the notebook...
Maria Ivanovna left the village, which was thirty kilometers from the city, with two bags of potatoes and a net of onions.
Put it in the luggage and go! She said she was bored.
In the bank? He asked him.
“Go home,” left Maria Ivanovna. Do you go to the bank with potatoes? And on the road near the supermarket brakes, you have to buy bread and milk.

The driver stumbled but remained silent. It is dark. The guy was nervous, and Maria Ivanovna was calm as an elephant.
“How to sit without a job would help my grandmother,” she noticed as she got out of the car. The fraudster followed her to the fifth floor. They were waiting for him in police uniform.
What about the grandson? The detainee was confused.
“I don’t have any grandchildren,” the fraud victim calmly replied. - As, of course, the road accident with human victims... I immediately bit you!
Why did you go to the bank?
To pay for the apartment and the phone.
What about Dacia?
“To bring potatoes and onions home,” explained Maria Ivanovna. Go go go go! I am not your grandmother with a cat, but a retired police major!

Author - © Oleg Gonozov.

In Togliatti, a machine uprising began and quickly stalled.

to this.

When you assemble the furniture and at the end there are screws and boulders, so that the ready-made structure to the wall, you stand and think "nakera? I understand that the commodity, although huge, but at the same time sufficiently square and heavy not to fall.

When you open all the boxes of the box, the center of gravity will move and this huge miracle will be overturned. The important thing is that the child does not know. In short, do everything according to the instructions - from and before.

Doctor, is it not painful?

For whom how. Patients are hurt. No to me.

The question to those who like to give advice here: tell me how to get rid of you this once humorous site?

aaa: A completely natural mistake in the announcement on the rental of the apartment: "Kuznia 8 m2" ;-)

bbb: Hehe, an apartment for fans of fantasy)))

Of all the things I know about the weather, there is only one thing that happens: if a turtle blooms, it is on the street.

Not that I am for gallons and miles, but still:

In a metric system, one milliliter of water takes up one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires the cost of one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree — which would be 1 percent of its freezing point to boiling point. The mass of hydrogen is equal to the mass of one mol of atoms in it.
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One milliliter of water, though it takes 1 cubic centimeter, but weighs 0.99987 grams (n. W is.) is
There are three types of calories, they are not related to the concept of a metric system (meter. Sis-ma is only length, weight, area and volume), and it is not a SI unit, so 1 gram of water requires the cost of 4,217 J to heat by 1 degree.
A "The quantity of hydrogen mass" is something beyond the line. In general, 1 mol of hydrogen atoms (hydrogen) is contained in approximately 9 grams of water.
What posts are funny to post, lessons would teach.

Finished school 15 years ago, if possible, on the birthday of the class leader in mid-May we come to congratulate her (she is really cool, I personally still communicate with her with pleasure).

In general, in the guests, a person of five students of different years, in the kitchen, a terrible whistleblower (the best friend of the name) in the fork cuts salads, a freshly arrived guest gets a champagne from the portfolio...

-Tanya, you can imagine what the director would say if she knew that you and I were going to drink with the students! And with the excellent ones!! to

I would see direct.

To understand what the schools did not care about the sanitary and consumer supervision recommendations - just look at the conditions of passing the EGE / EGE (GIA): the maximum time of the exam - 3 hours 55 minutes. Because if it is more than four hours - it is necessary to take a break "for lunch". And the fact that a man is not a machine, and can have time to sit off the ass in a little less time is a pofiga.
According to sanitary regulations, the school cannot have a dining room in the basement. But they did not prevent my school from existing successfully.
The weight of books? Ha ha ha, these are flowers. Their size is a miracle. The textbooks of the Tatar language were made in the format of "a little more A4" so that the portfolios and backpacks would be broken. Or different series of English textbooks - a magazine format "a little larger than A4" with a soft cover, by the end of the year turning into a loophole.

And you know what? Whoever has the brains in place, he learns in spite of all difficulties. And who wants to drink beer at the entrance and break up in the cockpit - he continues to do so in the institute and at work.

Listen, I am already in the role of the parent of a grown-up child. The student has his own room, my wife and I have our own. Of course, knowing on my own skin how difficult and expensive to rent housing, I will not drive it out. But if he finally decides to go alone, I’ll be very pleased. very very!
Not because I don’t love him. And because it will mean that the child has achieved some professional, social and financial independence, and, therefore, I can no longer worry about him. For example, in case something happens to us, and in general.
However, the free room will also not be superfluous, yes. And the money I spent on it before, I will find application. Is it so terrible?
But if he doesn’t eat, but comes with a request to help with the first deposit and mortgage, I probably won’t refuse either. Because it’s also a step towards independence and it would be stupid not to welcome it.

I understood everything.

When you assemble the furniture and at the end there are screws and boulders, so that the ready-made structure to the wall, you stand and think "nakera? I understand that the commodity, although huge, but at the same time sufficiently square and heavy not to fall.
But when during the cleaning, your wife says to you:
Do not forget to move the commodity and spray underneath it.
Everything comes to its place.

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My father gave me a phrase:
I did not take your money. I swear to my children.
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Once in an important conversation with his daughter, he said: I swear by my life. They have penetrated, and since then they have also sworn in my life.