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Students will be forced to undergo a drug test. The test will be conducted in two phases. In the first stage, students write the test anonymously and without a signature, compiled by the best psychologists. The second stage is a medical examination. It will be passed by students who have not passed the test".

How? How do they know who has not passed the written test if it is written anonymously?

I don't know if that's okay, but in order to force myself to learn the exam tickets, I watch some hard pornography, just to disgust and regret the girl.
It works.

Why is it possible to show a member on TV and not a headline? I like the second more.

Termitko (09:35:58 14/06/2013)
The last day I work and go to the villages!

Keanor (09:36:10 14/06/2013)
Do you leave for a long time?

Termitko (09:37:13 14/06/2013)
to rest in nature by the river, to catch a boat, to drink vodka, to smoke calyan, to press girls! for 2 weeks. Indeed, the roof needs to be covered, the potatoes sprinkled, the grass scattered and the wood sprinkled.

Termitko (09:37:34 14/06/2013)
Fuck, I don’t want to go on vacation.

After "Rock over the Volga" a trip in public transport at the peak hour will only cause a smile of affection ;)

Peter I, too, was not a European when he cut his beards. And the European was an unknown to us Balarin, who said, “The King? You go to the ass, King! I pay taxes. And I can grow my beard with my foreheads and walk like that, you can’t get rid of it, Poel?
YYY: Wow, from this painting and went the...
The king killed Boyarina on the spot. So the family did not leave him.

mishka-gammi: And what, are the navigators so harmful?
One day, a navigator advised us to turn into the river. I think he is tired...

X: How do I know how much money to put on the modem?
Y: He will tell you.
z: " put 390r. In the black bag and leave at the office Megaphone"

here here here.

It is known that Carrie Fisher in an interview with the American magazine Palm Beach confirmed rumors that she will play Leo Solo. The film will also feature actors Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) and Harrison Ford (Han Solo).
It would be nothing, but this is a Wikipedia article about the seventh Star Wars episode! Men over 60 years)

Oh, the foolish puppies!
Sylvester McCoy (69), Ian McKellen (74) and Christopher Lee (91) will feature in at least two hobbit films.

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I was scared by the printer.
*printed with a comp in my cabinet, issues the error "maybe the printer is not connected"I get up with the words "who, fuck, may not be connected?!" and he immediately starts printing) Fears, respects...

I was tired of explaining to everyone that I did not have a 3D pocket on the screen, but a three-dimensional diagram of the orientation of the antenna.

Announcement: "I need an operator to view and evaluate hentai and cp, full-time, decent salary, social package", contact Ros***supervision.

I sit at work and the phone rings:

Employee: I run the browser and I don’t have the internet!
I: And what does the browser write to you?
Employee: Browser writes that my time has expired...

Somehow it didn’t go straight. horrendously

philologist from the cellular communication salon,
I raise my glass for your health.

here here :
I go in the bus sits a cute girl... well, of course, the thought of picking up something... and she in the meantime gets a tablet and begins to solve the puzzle, well, I think in general, the puzzle is still smart and also the reason I begin to help uncertainly after finding her 12 logical mistakes I understood that I don’t want to get acquainted but the puzzle is crazy)

You are so, young man. The girl was probably confused by your "insignificance" and thought only about how to get rid of you, not a puzzle. In addition, looking into someone else’s books/tablets/notebooks in public transportation is not quite uncomfortable, but it’s still better not to do so. I am, for instance, terribly embarrassed when comrades like you begin to comment on my books, I get lost and respond unhappily. Find another way to meet.

He started walking in the pool.
Oh the hammer!
Unfortunately the tail.

I did not think that there are such people who are not lazy to switch from the standard English layout to Russian, enter the search bar of the browser, wait until the result of the query loads with a slow Internet connection and then click on the first link. Moreover, I did not suspect that one of these people recently completed 4 courses of the university in the specialty "Information Systems and Technologies".

I went out on the balcony to smoke yesterday in the middle of the night, or even in the morning.
You know, I have a football field and parking under the window, and around the houses a bunch, everywhere, respectively, the windows do not burn - everyone is asleep, wake up like no other.
Oh yeah, I remember
Okay, I’m smoking and I’m chewing.
Does anyone want to be healthy?
Three or four choir voices from my house said from different sides, after half a second from the parking lot of some male and female choir voices wished and afterwards from the house opposite, and before him 150m, someone spotted more.
WOW: You sneeze loudly, strange that I didn’t hear it

My 75-year-old uncle Troll...

I knocked on the door and got the wrong apartment.

Where is Grandma?
She got married and moved.
You are what?
Yes, this is...