Koshka-a-a: Hello to you! Where is Alena?
DmitryD: ozhgshanganimtsnppppmgnmpgmn
DmitryD: rmurp
DmitryD: marathon
DmitryD: roarm
Koshka-a-a: Sashka, hello to you Where is Dad? 😉

XX: I am a realist. My dreams are more or less realistic. And that’s why I don’t even get them :(

You, “dear” lovers, bubble the walls at any time of day and night. Do not hesitate, my electric guitar will easily beat your perforators with a guarantee. Because I am not even able to play...

Ukrainian Internet users have decided to announce a two-day boycott of Facebook. In order to attract as many people as possible to the boycott, the organizers of the action created a special page in the social network.

and ;)

This is:
200 r per hour. A total of 20 days, 8 hours a day - 160 pieces per month.
Is it bad?
and----
200×20×8 = 32 000
160 is. In the mes. not badly. It is bad not to know how to count.

xx: Today I swept into the neighboring piszuar with Potashev.
Yy: Did he need an extra minute?

We are extremely concerned - you have not visited our resource for 570 days

Here’s how to communicate with a person who thinks the word decibel is jargon and almost native :)

xxx: Today accidentally clicked on the link on "Our Radio", and there played the composition: "Gummy grandfather - Contured Yulia"
Now I remember why I stopped listening to the radio.
XHH: Although I am still interested in the question: what is the name of the group, and what is the composition?

The number of visitors to the gyms and swimming pools has increased dramatically. Why is? Hot water was turned off in the city.

Among fools there are no fake ones, they are all real.

There is a place in every person’s life.

There lived an ordinary man in the south of Russia. He led a way of life, softly speaking, not the most law-obedient. Industrialized small thefts and sat down several times for a short period of time. Drinking and fighting with neighbors. He was far from the most pleasant person. But his feat awaited him and waited.

One autumn day, he woke up with a hammer and without a penny. In search of the mine, he headed to the local railway station. At the station near the exit from the suburban platforms, he saw a fairly upscale suitcase, which was obviously left unattended by a solid man who stood 5 meters from the box office. Not thinking for a long time, he took his suitcase by hand and went out in a hurry. After a few hundred meters, he turned to the local desert to see what prey the Lord sent him. But I did not have time to do it. A powerful explosion broke out and in a fraction of a second only memories remained from the man. He died instantly and without pain. There were no victims besides him, the place was deserted.

In the suitcase, which was left near the exit from the suburban platforms representatives of a small but proud republic, was laid a bomb with a clock mechanism, filled with nails. It must explode at the time of the arrival of two electric stations, always filled with people. But our hero was able to save dozens of lives, although he hardly sought to do so. Mint, who identified the dead hero from the video camera recording, buried him at his own expense. The suspects were found later.

Peace be to his dust, and forgive his transgressions, O Lord.

and Lena! In sixteen years, you will make a man truly happy when you sit naked in the kitchen, drink milk, pour half on yourself. And now, fuck, don’t get angry, Daddy! Open the roof!

XHH: her logic sometimes reminds me of a license agreement - neither figure is understandable, but it is better to agree

If an ordinary person has four wisdom teeth in his mouth, then Wassermann must have the jaw of truth.

Stan: With an artillery shot over the head nothing should be
The helmet and the guardian angel

Bjorn: We call this fucking helmet.
Bjorn: just like a rookie, both - a shop

Stan: I’m talking, I know it’s a helmet))

Bjorn: a cuckold - a drop or a drop hook

and Agah. And the guardian angel - a Ka-52 helicopter))

Bjorn: ah))))))

A colleague, a very insulting lady, in addition to the favorite argument "I am right, and you will all shut up!", mastered a new one: "You insult my feelings as a believer!" (no one understood which side she was Orthodox, but did not ask).

In general, recently she learned from a completely atheist colleague about the existence in nature of the New Jerusalem monastery, and this very, very insulted the feelings of the believers, because it cannot be that the great Russian people imitate the Jews!

here...
The enormous mistake of a girl sitting at work among men, when she turns the phone into a loud communication mode in a conversation with a guy, so that it can be heard better, and he says to her in an attack of sexual arousal: "I would put you right now, in the least sense, as you love..."
and----
He’s probably fuck her ears, when she’s deaf.

I turned a cat bag (loving to sit in a cardboard box) into a fitch)) I calmly weigh it in it)

I was with my daughter (4 months) a pediatrician, in order to pick up a mixture, well and generally - when and what you can start feeding. The first thing my husband asked me this evening:
When will I be able to give it a wave?