Timurgen: Now to me why they sanctify the missiles. If a sacred rocket crashes, what will happen to it? is right! He goes to heaven, and where is heaven? In the heavens. The Profit.

I read all kinds of stuff and here the advertisement pops up:"Get your favorite girl back in 15 days in Moscow! 156 people in 3 years have already returned"
I have a lot of questions:
Where do they bring them back? What happens to the girl when she returns?
What is 3 years?
Why is the return point so far away – in Moscow?
Can the unloved be returned? Are young people not subject to exchange and return?
Is it just me or the rest?

Grandma wakes up at night from knocking the front door. He stands up, looks - the grandfather stands on the staircase cage, in his hand some paper, the elevator is going.
You are what?
No, I am going to the toilet.
and returned to the apartment.
Grandma, of course, not before sleep, begins to chase in the head: well, the roof is going, and how in the summer to leave it here, and not to let more than one in the country...
In the morning he begins to say to him:
Grisha, you need to go to the doctor. You went to the toilet on the stairs at night, remember?
I went to the doctor, but I only dreamed that the door was burned. I wake up, I hear a knock at the door. Well I went out - and there the advertiser glues the advertisement, at night! Well, I broke the advertisement, and here you came out...

Engaged in the restoration of the forgotten school French, for this purpose signed up to several French-language blogs. To work out the pronunciation, I read the posts out loud.

The man listened, listened and could not stand:

I don’t know what you’re talking about, but it sounds like you’re offering something illegal!

HW is dangerous. I have a friend. The Distance Driver. He has a 60-ton volley.
HW: So hats hit him even when he’s standing.
HW: On the side of the six-band road.
HW at night.
HW: Under the light.

How about personal life?
In every cabal.

XXX - by profession doctor, UUU and ZZZ - are planning a wedding soon, gathered together to discuss the preparation:

Yyy: Oh, and XX will help us fill the invitations with a beautiful and accurate handwriting. There will be 100 people :)

ZZZ: Are you joking? She with her "beautiful and careful" will fill so that half will come not at the time, not on that date, and maybe even not where it needs to be!

XX: But with the medical policy, the direction and in the bowls!

I saw a wonderful scene in the store yesterday. There are two girls, one of them chooses candles for the cake. I took 2 and 7, brought them to each other, looked at them, breathed sadly. Showing a friend. She silently takes the numbers, changes their places, shows what happened. The first light the face, and both, pleased, go to the box))

- Alexey, your employees again started from 8 o'clock. Did not sleep at all.
I will punish them!
Yes to punish.
I will leave them to work at night shift.
O_O is not worth

The satellite did not reach the sky again.
Maybe remove the pops from space and add engineers? Would it suddenly help?

xxx: bought here a lamp phillips production of Belarus so burned in 5 minutes.

yyy: And I bought the bulb Ukrainian production, so then in order to twist it, I had to break it and tear the socket with flat blades... That’s our thing, Ufa lamp.

Zzz: So my father didn’t survive after that?

I don’t know what these guys are smoking, but the on-line modem driver installer is harder unzip.zip will be.

What about your sense of humor?
You are told that the child has counted the ribbons on the carpet - laugh.
No, they seriously find out for three days whether he knows how well to count, and how many there should be. Find the right powder.
They write that the book is full of shit, but it is published, is actively advertised and has already reached a decent library. Laugh at those bugs!
How is it! They will read the moral that the library is much better for them, and the writers are cooler.

xxxx in the 21st century. Commercial flights into space. A phone the size of my palm can do what a desktop computer of my childhood could not do. Peter and Moscow almost merged into a single metropolis, united by super-speed trains.
xxx: And the people living in it have never learned to use the function "break the page" in Word(((

XHH: This is what happens with the program -
The old friend no longer codes in it.
They are in a strange vanity.
Different are not...

Once a colleague told me: I was in Germany, and so it was tired there - neither to throw the straw, neither to spit on the asphalt, neither to drink beer...
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Hate to fuck! A pure hell for the goat!

But when a student moves to high school, wearing on his back becomes much easier.
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In the universe I already had enough notebook and pencil.

Black_HobbiT: yaah boh, removed the password from the scope!
Per the old icq?
Black_HobbiT: I’m afraid I’m not good enough

Pregnant wife (6 months)
I finally started walking too!! By the way, is my walk like a hike?
- Well, generally speaking, it looks more like a slightly squeezed penguin, well, yes, in general, a little bit =)

The first time is the most memorable. It will remain in your memory for a lifetime. It was like lightning running through your whole body. You forget everything. A new feeling occupies you. No other thoughts come into my head. Your friends told you many times about it, but the reality exceeded all expectations. A new countdown in your life has begun. I want to share my feelings with the world. Did you do the same thing when you first explained the magic?