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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98553
 29.05.2014
Well, the fact that Ellie was actually called Dorothy, many people know.
Goodwin’s original name was Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs.
det: I understand Volkov, the name "Ostap Sidor Fedor Izza Nikolai Emmanuel Abram Kopatel" would look somehow not so...

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98552
 29.05.2014
From the topic "Tell me what is the movie?":
What kind of movie, where the man knocked the doors of abandoned houses, in which the youth struck, and then burned them?
The story of yesterday’s news.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98551
 29.05.2014
aleks_grey / Gwynn, 28.05.2014 11:03:50:
In Russia, there will be non-refundable train tickets
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This is when you are sold a ticket there and not sold back.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98550
 29.05.2014
***Marina has added abbasraka, knopo4ka74 to this chat ***
Marina: Guys, we have a supplement: Olya (analytic) and Sasha (server programmer). Add to!
Boris: abasraka and knopo4ka74, big!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98549
 29.05.2014
Our logist today by phone:
Thank you, you are an eyewitness.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98548
 29.05.2014
Reference to one of the universities:

"The Institute is so foolish that after it they are not even taken into the army".

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98547
 29.05.2014
Rainy days, general chat of animal shops sellers:

We are also deaf.
YYY: And we have silence ;(
ZZZ: And we are here :)
We were looking for a hammer!
bbb: 0_o
ccc: a murderer
XXX: We also came to the shale asking
XXX on Sunday
ddd: we once asked a rainbow for a rabbit))))
XXX: OO
ddd and shoes

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98546
 29.05.2014
The logic:

On average, it takes about three years for a man to make such a decision. If she lived for two years and fled, she was impatient. I just didn’t wait. Then just work the habit and old popular wisdom - "the good good is not sought." Be patient and wait for each other. Everyone is concerned.
**************
I met with her before the wedding for 0.5 years, we have been together in marriage for 14+ years. There are different people who build life on the calculation of all the little things, and who intuitively captures the overall picture and model all sorts of options. For one, your advice for happiness will be, and another life will ruin. A personal approach is needed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98545
 28.05.2014
xxx> today is the day of the sashnikov

yyy> and the border guard

xxx> apparently, it is because they guard our border, borders of the homeland, guard, border service, service shepherds, buy cheap military uniform

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98544
 28.05.2014
My Uncle (What Gates Stole)
When I didn’t joke
I put myself on a netbook.
I could not invent better.
There’s a start button, it’s all known.
What is at work, what is at home
Everything flies, from Word to Chrome.
Windows 7 doesn’t need it.

What a low fraud.
Updated halfway.

Repair the register.
It is sad to add additions.
Take a breath and think about yourself:
When will I take you?

This is what a young programmer thinks.
The soft on the dot-net.
By the will of God I am's
Believing there is no other

Friends of Qi-Ti and Si-Plus!
The nightmare of the crying Hindus
Without preface, the same hour
Meet the youth now.

We will not listen to young people.
Aero to Touch.
My machine, with CNC, will serve
Happy New Year 5!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98543
 28.05.2014
xxx> guys never talk about their shorts "shorts"
yyy> is it serious?
xxx> well real, I would never say that, I think, and any heterosexual
Yyy> what do you say is cowardly?
xxx> cowards, family members, boxers
xxx> coward - also somewhat vulgar
xxx> I still say "you can remove them yourself if you want"
xxx> has been a long time

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98542
 28.05.2014
My friend has a dog of the Scottish Terrier breed - small, black and harmful.

I burned my dog. It is :)
A: In the sense? Who did he eat again?
Yesterday I showed myself as a heroic child.I am washing in the bathroom, and there is a night butterfly kicking on me. I eat from a surprise, and he, hearing this, with a whispering "Hold, help is near!" breaks into the bathroom (effectively opening the door with a moustache), and makes a search of the room for harmful personalities. Then I got up on my back legs and looked at me in the bathroom, and suddenly I needed artificial breathing or something else?
I was directly confused. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98541
 28.05.2014
What can you talk about with a person who, listening to Still Loving You, doesn’t catch a whim?
Yyy: But I’m sick of your voice.)
XXX: We continue the conversation ))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98540
 28.05.2014
...We will not call you for a test drive, you come to the dates all so dressed and dressed, you build out of yourself a simple deity, and we must immediately buy a cat in a bag. And then, when after the wedding we live with you together, it turns out that this cat does not know how to cook, at home lives Scottish, and generally meant everyone. But somebody bought a standard set of female catches and married this barahlo. It is comfortable.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

To marry after the first date no one forces you, and consider the business of the girl can be for a couple of joint holidays. And you yourself, men, never say "Hello! I like you. Let us meet? I will bring you with my shots and prevent you from breathing not like my mom!" - also come all in white and look in your eyes devoutly, where it comes from then.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98539
 28.05.2014
Russian-speaking militias in the Donbass, speaking Russian, are fighting with Russian-speaking Ukrainian soldiers for the right to speak Russian.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №98538
 28.05.2014
Erudited by:

@Me one day on Mail I fell asleep in "Erudit" to play. A competitor with a low rating (and therefore experience in this particular application) is a few words of two or three letters. and my move. I put out a few words of four or five letters, press on "Send". Pops up the message: "The following words have not been found in the dictionary:". Not a short adjective, but a banal "STILL"!
Also removed.

Maybe not so categorical?
In the "Erudite" game, according to the traditions of Russian linguistic games, it is permitted to use only the names of substantive nicknames in the nominal fall of a single number (or multiple, in the absence of the word form of a single number).

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98537
 28.05.2014
From fishki.net
Excerpts from women's forums

My boyfriend wanted to sleep with me. I didn’t like him very much, and I didn’t have another guy. I decided to prevent him from sleeping with me and tossed him hot coffee in one place, but they didn’t bother much.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98536
 28.05.2014
On the Android forum
By the way, you know who worked on the design.
Volandemort is it?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98535
 28.05.2014
Well, men have such a feature that they do not see dust and dirt in small amounts.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №98534
 28.05.2014
Standing on the balcony - such a feeling that at the entrance the bots from the stalker communicate

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