When I was told that a son was born, I ran under the windows of the chamber and jumped like a fool, but my wife couldn’t even get to the window... On the third day, I came to the nursery with my hand hanged and a fingernail under my eye. Looking at me, the whole nursery ran away... It turned out that I was coming the next day. He went up to the third floor by some power cable, using only his hands, in the teeth of a bouquet of sloppy nails, and tried to get to the window by the window to deliver the bouquet to his wife, slipped and stumbled into the lower-growing bush. He fell successfully, because he immediately began to cheer joyfully, rose up, made another attempt to storm the third floor, at the level of the second floor the cable did not stand and broke off, crushing me right on the asphalt, the third approach was crippled by the armed forces who had risen...

xxx: You’ll probably hate me, but I’ll run the DNA config from the root crown. The ass hears that you can not do so, but an hour before the end of the working day in the PT before the vacation I will not do otherwise )))
YYY: is correct
All critical things must be done from the root.
Yyy: especially on Friday evening before vacation

The Women’s Forum.

Anonymous :

Wait for tomorrow’s scanned absolutely burning essay of my middle son Semen based on Brullov’s painting “The Rider.”
They are:
God, if it were a draft :--) Although there are no estimates - exactly a draft, thank you, God!

We agreed yesterday that my husband and I will meet for lunch in the afternoon, both from work. I go to the place, look for a parking lot, I see with a side-sight - such a beautiful guy comes to meet me, also smiles. Mood is good. The sun shines. I also smiled. I get closer, and this is my husband.)
I tell him. He is like - like a compliment made, and like - what are you on other men))) Good that he is not jealous)

You do not know what to do with the guests, give a password from the Wi-Fi.

Good teachers in Plekhanova work.
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I will not argue about the rest, but this is a clear lie. She worked for 7 years (2000-2007) at REA. G.V Plekhanova, one of the top universities of the country. There was no distribution. It wasn’t – and that’s all.
Occasionally you could come from some company request in the style: "Put us a couple of people for interviews, let’s see what you grew up". This is not the case every year, and not every school.
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They say, in the USSR, they do not blink about the year 2000. In 2000, the USSR, as well as the planned-distribution system, had not existed for 9 years. Take a rest and learn the history of the country in which you live before you accuse people of lying.

Programming by Clarion:
*** by
The Conditions:
• Registration of TC.
White wages from 67,000 to 82,000 per hand.
• Nutritional nutrition.
• Discount on routes
Place of work: Khimki

XXX is:
If you are willing to pay 200,000. A month on hand, ready to remember and ride to Khimki.
For 150 hands ready to remember and work remotely

YYY :
300 thousand A month on hand, ready to learn and ride to Khimki.

and ZZZ:
400 thousand net
is ready:
1st Talk to Clarion.
2nd Rewrite your miracle system to Java
Three Moving to Khimki
4 is Integrate into the Hymkin society, adopting local culture and customs.

111: Dreaming of Yave
22 of cigarettes.
333 The motorcycle.
444 the language.
111: The island of Yamao

Someday I will have a big alpaca, and I will call it ALPACINA.

I once stood on my grandfather’s foot in the subway. He said to him "Pardon"... In response he heard "the foot came, and also called a pearl".

Real women do not escape. They are scattered!

The Negro Runner

One familiar electronics engineer, Itsik (Issak), a native of Israel, worked at Motorola in America somewhere in the 1980s. The motorcycle was high. The engineering staff was still predominantly “white.” but somehow there was a Negro Joe, immediately after graduating from the university. Joe was born in Africa, somewhere in Nigeria, and somehow went to study at an American university. Should you say that Joe had no money for his soul? He has adapted to student life, but in a solid firm you need to "keep the style."
Isaac is a very spiritual man. Having met Joe on his first day and getting caught up with his problem, he borrowed him a few hundred dollars “to rise up.” After that, Joe paid his first salary. But he was very impressed that the unknown white man was so willing to help him. Especially because the “white” treated him very cold. Joe and Icic became friends.
Isaac likes to run. He loved to run through the picturesque city parks. He also invited Joe. He wavered and said that he could try, but would only run together. He himself is afraid to run. Isaac did not understand and asked what was the problem. “You know,” said Joe, “if a white man runs in America, he’s playing sports. And if a Negro runs away, he stole something.”

It was not in that country that Serdyukov was appointed Minister of Defense.

Dema: With each new phone, the sound is getting worse, the reception is getting weaker...
Dema: It seems that the more new features in phones, the worse the main ones work.

Behind the window at work, a view opens to a section of a long horizontal pipe, through which periodically, several times a day, a cat passes (something more often to the left than to the right). I call it a catch.

I am a footballer like...
How does "Spartak" become a champion?

17271 with difficult childhood
“Your children will tell you, ‘Fu dad, you are a poor man with the Sultan of Brunei’s wheels made of pure gold, you’re giving us a Ferrari here.

"Say, I am the only one such unique in the whole white light that (insert any ordinary action)?"- says every girl and is very proud of herself:D

Man, you seem to be crazy.
Have you seen the U.S. debt?! to
But...
Negroes are killed on the streets.

Popularizing the physics.

Fuel is like wine. It causes drunkenness, but does not burn, no matter how much it is. And in the atomic bomb is no longer wine, but self-driving. To get it, you need a clever device.