XXX is:
Who is recruiting the militia? I need to go to Slavia.
Please answer who knows.

YYY :
If you have no experience, it is better to register with the National Guard.

XXX is:
Naah has gone.

YYY :
Don’t force the militiamen to tell you the same words. The National Guard is your only opportunity to be at war and cause real damage to the Ukrainian army.

to this:
News: Stas Mikhailov’s concert in Murmansk cancelled due to the absence of spectators
Maxim Sajin: It seems that it is time for Murmansk to be awarded the title of Cultural Capital of Russia.
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And we "anchorists" have been injured! They drive with envious regularity, although no one walks on them at all. Harsh people in the north.

Alexey: Yesterday, at the Smith concert, we were faced with stupid 17-year-olds and condemned that they were faced with stupid 14-year-olds at the Timberlake concert, and behind us were 40-year-olds and I don’t want to think about what they were discussing.

... aaa: emmm... and I’m only in autumn, at best in Egypt (...

What!! With mortgages and repairs they are still riding on vacation and, S*KA, complaining that blah blah in autumn and blah blah in Egypt?
Go with these problems! 1.

Rossiyaninv: Poroshenko is a Jew? What a disappointment. I thought I was the world’s first oligarch.

XXX is
I’ve eaten 3 kg since September.
XXX is
* Recruited
XXX is
But it is not all right ? ?

xxx> I want to get drunk with such simple cuddly aunts, only where to get such
yyy> in the houses
yyy> vegetables
yyy> you knock on the window, silently show the bubble, he cries obediently, calls a girlfriend, go for the bar and drink there from the previously used plastic glasses rolling behind the bar.
Well, I don't know, I don't need blueberries, so that you can talk to them about the hard female fate, and that they don't drink shit, but red wine, such as half-sweet.
yyy> then - aunt of flowers!

I am working as an artist, painting a wall in the children's room of the fitness center. In the plot, respectively, the sun, sky, clouds, all sorts of chips and deals are sitting on the grass. Well, and periodically, naturally, all sorts of different snoopers sneak by with the crown question - and this will be something for children?
No, fucking, I’m preparing a stage for the Rammstein concert!

(Topic on the topic "Science ", one of the answers)
Recently the opposite girl (blonde!) The mood increased:
- I have a fist on the screen in the note, cracks, yesterday worked.
(I watched - yesterday the video driver automatically updated. I went back to the old - all the norm. I removed it from the update list so it wasn’t relevant.)
What was it?
"Well, the video driver was updated yesterday and the new version is stuffing something.
- (second blinking of eyes and with doubts) Driver - is it "driver" translates?
This is the analogy and meaning. Yesterday another driver without a request sat behind the wheel and broke the car. I drove it out and put the old driver back.
and A-A Well, understandably, it was his wife-dumb keys he sparked to break the car.

Collaborative creation with Habr on Windows XP:

What a low fraud.
Updated halfway.
Repair the register.
It is sad to add additions.
Take a breath and think about yourself:
When will I take you?

I (shaking my left hand): Please give us money, or we’ll have the shoppers.
Man: wash his hands

by Tusk:
Soon it will be necessary to include a preamble in each technical documentation, which says about the following:
“The term slave implies the Guided, and does not imply the African-American slave worker.
The term black refers to black in all its meanings, with the exception of the color of the skin of an African American.
and etc.

Well, I think lawyers will make a complete list.
The absence of a preamble will indicate that you adhere to racist views.

Some people carry heresy all their lives, others comment on it all their lives.

I don’t know how to react to this situation, ideally I want to fuck, but fuck, I’m 27 years old, and I’m a princess.

A decent guest should eat everything that is on his plate.

They brought me to the house to meet my boyfriend’s parents. It was on a celebration, his mother was baked a holiday cake, and we sat down to drink tea. I didn't really like the paste at all and wanted to take a small piece, but I immediately put a huge slice on the plate. I try and understand that the cake is terribly unfavourable, you will not even understand whether it is sweet or unfavourable. For 40 minutes, I chewed him with grief with two cups of tea. I just wanted to translate the spirit, like the future mother-in-law with the words, "Something you, Olga, do not eat at all", a second such cousin smells me on the plate...
P.S I liked my parents.

XHH: Today I saw the saying about the last straw in action. I swallowed a printer in our department, called a copouter. In the six months I’ve been working here, the same guy in the same shirt comes in, with the same apathetic look. Deffki says he has been working for so long that no one remembers when he came. No one, except for the work does not communicate, interest in our numerous women's team does not show, "Hello-chatting-of-all work-for-a-kind". In short, he sits behind my compass, silently setting something. I decided to extend the conversation and ask "How old are you?". He remained silent for some time, said “too much,” stood up, went to the staff and resigned.

I will supplement.
In addition to :
"I am working in the field. A few weeks ago alone.
my student demonstrated to the group members,
That summer comes because of the earth,
orbiting the Sun, entering an orbit.
of Venus (i.e. It becomes a planet.
The sun is getting closer to us.
It warms. When she laughed, she was very
I was offended. Bachelor in one and a half years
year to obtain.
If you recognize yourself, no insults. This cannot not
to share.
A woman who received a red diploma.
institutes, two years after completion
He said the sun was rotating.
Around the Earth! Prove the opposite.
It is impossible."
And what’s surprising, I live in Sakhalin, so when
I went to university and told me.
The teacher!!Sakhalin is swimming.
Almost like an inflatable boat, little of it.
Drifting in the ocean. As we understood,
Summer comes when we sail.
The winter is closer to the north.
On the ice, on the continent, the time.
The year does not change at all, and you are all here.
You are inventing. This is this!

I found a computer gray teacher explaining what ADSL is. Do you know why you can use the Internet and the phone at the same time when using ADSL technology? The telephone cable has two vessels...." Right, on one internet, on the other phone.

Specifications of Photoshop CS6:

Minzdraw: and how to enable the Russian interface?
MAHON: try editing/preferences/interface/there at the bottom of the language
Minzdraw: thank you, it worked out! Interface is pleased :)

here here :
But I dream that all the stars will take part in the race "The Running Man", typically like the movie in which Schwarzenegger was still playing.

Shooting can be called "Star Hunt" and selling shooting licenses is expensive. The broadcast itself. The rating will...

The Hunger Games?? to
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And the House 2 should be decorated in the style of "Sayers". From the first to the last.

Here is :
to this:

What are the benefits of virginity?
and hermeticity.

and UGU. And the monthly blood of virgins accumulates until it breaks them in half. Download and read the book "Sex for Tea Tree". by RTFM!

at the same time download "how to recognize sarcasm for the teasers", author Sheldon Cooper