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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №48932
 15.06.2011
I once when I was in school, class in the 10th-11th in the dressing room starred comy then in the heady keto,called it a bottle of provision and justice in the 89th galaxy of something there,I don't even remember what"and in order not to polychat quickly broke into the back door of the dressing room.on it hanged a small lock that I slightly ripped out the dirty for rychky.the door was rotten and the petelica just left to hurt in the wall and I happily ran further.yny how...running away..not knowing why the door of the wall((what if it was for the house of the house, there was a secret room, I was in the room with ythyteny at full speed(
No one was able to beat, even a kissed shoe was forgiven, but the status of the Rare Successful still remains behind me.

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №48931
 15.06.2011
I was sitting in the office, a heavy rain began. Well, I approached the window, opened it to breathe fresh air. I look down there are two: a girl under the umbrella and a guy without. I think it’s a fool who gets rid of it? In the rain and without an umbrella. Ten meters from them on the lawn lies a dog on something white. I thought about newspapers. He is lying, wet. They approached the dog, the guy took that white fuck. It turned out to be very even normal thickness white in black strip, whole. Well, I thought he would shake her and take her with him, he said, well, she’s normal... And he took, completely covered the dog, licked her and went on!! I let go of tears (((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48930
 15.06.2011
by Staenrey:
Two parallel lines
Living in the Euclidean World
They run to cross.
The Lobachevsky Secret

The labyrinth:
y1 = k1x1 + b1 - prime
and
y2 = k2x2 + b2 – Juliet?

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48929
 15.06.2011
News on the radio:
"Scientists advise to eat the earth"!!!!! to

The Belarusian scientists. Until I traveled...

[ + 69 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48928
 15.06.2011
I guessed the reason for the end of the world in 2012!!! to

In 2012 will be 1024 years from the year of baptism of Russi (988)

All... The place on the hard ends, we are formatted...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №48927
 15.06.2011
xxx: or we have the fashion straight, to tell that we live in the ass, the country is fucking, while tastefully choking under the feet, to throw out the bull there, and then even to pierce loudly, and look at everyone, the type of sho for the fools surround me...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №48926
 14.06.2011
The picture of last night forever crashed into my memory.
WOW: What is that?
Yesterday I went to the store for chips. There is a fairly tight road to the store. So here I go down, I mean, and I see as the hill rises in the hill killed in the hill seven, with which all the doors are opened and whisper from side to side, azky screams the trunk, the glasses are shaken, and behind the wheel is a Tajik and is called the left hand with non-ibic matches!
WOW :D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48925
 14.06.2011
From Wikipedia:

Granite glass in the Soviet era was also an indispensable attribute of the process of drinking vodka. Since a bottle of vodka had a capacity of 500 ml, the glass, when drunk "for three", was filled exactly five-sixths.

Just about 5/6! Again in the eye! Here were people!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48924
 14.06.2011
Pippets, we made it possible to call from the iPad like from a phone... well, and who besides Valuev needs this function?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48923
 14.06.2011
A book is like a condom: you must always wear it. Then suddenly it falls.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №48922
 14.06.2011
Well, let her not be beautiful, but her parents are always in the country.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48921
 14.06.2011
Women who want their husbands to just work and fuck with them should marry horses, not princes.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №48920
 14.06.2011
I went to the kitchen, and there on the television is the nonsense of something from the music TV channel. Something like "cooking with a star". In the studio, a guy aged 20-25, all of himself is an unrealistic star. He says:
“Now we will prepare a dish from the foods that are always in the refrigerator of every Russian person! We will need papaya, avocado, olive oil with basil, salad leaves.
Yes, fucking, I just got a kilo of avocado with papaya in the refrigerator, I couldn't figure out what to do with them!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48919
 14.06.2011
Yes, I’m a girl anywhere.
Jok: Even there?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48918
 14.06.2011
Happiness is when there is someone around you who needs you and he needs you equally. Everything else does not matter.
YYY: And you will want to eat anyway.
Zzz: And it is especially unpleasant to be in a situation where the need for a person coincides with the need to “smell.” In an uninhabited island. There is nothing to eat the second week, and there is a person next to it. Quite fed up. You have a mutual need. So to yourself "happiness"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48917
 14.06.2011
My friend bought a mops. From a great mind (and honestly from a great mistake after the purchase) he called the animal "ai you".
And all would be nothing, but to his morning scream "oh you, catch the bushes! " Half of the street turns.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48916
 14.06.2011
I go home and talk to my neighbor on the road.
I am a big girl, I am 34 years old.
I: Nothing to yourself, you won’t say anything about you.
C: Haya, it has been well preserved... or it has not developed...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №48915
 14.06.2011
I watched the dark water yesterday.
YYY: And how then?
xxx:Pizzeria is a movie about leaks in the sewerage
xxx: first the spot on the ceiling, then the toilet is clogged, then the plaster falls away
Here are the dead children everywhere.
XXX: Follow the Sanitary

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №48914
 14.06.2011
Google is burning
How to explain to a child"
And Google suggested: "How to explain to a child that you are going to sell it"
Good company, look for it :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №48913
 14.06.2011
Girl 16 years old, status in contact:

I went with my loved one to rest. I will be in a few days. What is important, call the cell phone.

The next day:

Nothing destroys virgins.
Just like curiosity.


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