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[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98453
 27.05.2014
She contacted a friend via Skype and now lives in Italy. He shows me his dog, interfering with the racing. Sabbana jumps on her arms, rubs on her mistress and swirls with a hammer, and responds to scratches with a quiet measurement ring. The owner complains, that is always the case. You grind her – she cries. And here I’m falling – fasting, you said her cat raised?
Yes, the dog's moisturizer is not provided, but she tried as much as she could)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98452
 27.05.2014

Yes, when they are pregnant, you will understand, usually it is better to get into the car and go home in 5 minutes, and she will say that she wants a banana, and you are okay, you go to the store and buy an apple, a banana, ice cream, antifreeze, strawberries, liver, raw chicken, a little wheat, and tomatoes. Here is this

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98451
 27.05.2014
My wife bought a ring. The dialogue:
I sit and play the Hobbit.
I: How is this possible in your work?! to
She: I feel like I’m naked with my ring. I look at it and think:"My beauty" =)
I: Do you understand that I can’t call you the same name from now on? 😉

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98450
 27.05.2014
Yeah, I remember, last year at the same time trolled the people in tanks with a loud capso "URA, HOLIDAY!1" before the battle. Such a shit was, even to shoot their own in the ass. I need to repeat =)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98449
 27.05.2014
Den Tulinov: Meanwhile, geneticist Venter is about to transplant genetically modified pig lungs to humans.
Zloradskij: So, Mrs, the next patient of Mahmoud Abu Burunduk al-Bharhan... Hey, where did you run?? to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98448
 26.05.2014
Participation in the "event" of a former colleague currently living in Germany

Q: Will you be able to get a ticket?
XXX and the beer.
A couple of ladies!
There are more unmarried people than couples :)
Zzzz: And married people too :)
You haven’t seen much movies about German women.
WWW: Two should be enough

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98447
 26.05.2014
The news:
In Kiev, more than 3 people were arrested for seizing a large number of foreign hacking equipment.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №98446
 26.05.2014
XXX is:
The U.S. will use all means to fight the fires.
throughout Russia
I am not joking.
American and other agents
It will lead to chaos in Russia.

YYY :
I have seen many of these agents.
Bulls in the window further knocked off, a mangal on dry grass is placed, firefighter fire on the wind is carved and thrown unwrapped. Everywhere they are, these damned American agents.
And other agents from forestry do not grind the sides and do not clean the cribs.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98445
 26.05.2014
The Bike Festival:

And yes, Andrew is burning. Even a priest.
Who is Father Andrew?
XH: Which is the highest.
It is: A! Is this the one that broke my pants when you photographed me on a motorcycle?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98444
 26.05.2014
And about the paper with the phone - one time I was called and told that I forgot to turn off the lights. And in the other - that in the neighboring house a pipe broke and the excavator was going to dig just under my car.
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And my brother once called and said that he had wheels.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98443
 26.05.2014
Spirt51: A cat appeared to have entered the room.
Spirt51: It turned out that it was just a huge piece of puff...
Spirt51: And in general, I sit at work (0_o)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98442
 26.05.2014
Comments to the news "The Russian national team became the world champion in hockey"
Kerry and Nuland have already stated that they do not recognize the results of the hockey championship and are preparing new sanctions.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98441
 26.05.2014
I remember the 25th of May in my head. I thought for a long time: maybe the hockey final, elections in Ukraine, or some unknown hernia. Everything turned out to be easier: May 26 should turn on hot water

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98440
 26.05.2014
Topaz, how is health dear?
Topaz: I’m afraid to speak. Today is much better than Friday. But the former pains appeared... a shorter wild star around my body is happening.
--Bo--: Topaz, :vip_763: to the hospital
Topaz: -Bu--, listen to me))) I finished the honey. And most doctors are now exactly my age...I understand how they studied. No, we all studied and know our science.. but it will be so much brainstorming... I assure you)))
Topaz: It’s terrible to live in a country where doctors don’t trust their colleagues)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98439
 26.05.2014
I go to my mom today. Sitting at the computer, killing in Google - What to do with a young fuck? I am glad to her!
She answered so strangely at me) it turned out that my grandfather from giving the leaves fucking brought!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98438
 26.05.2014
When they say “please be small,” a member is meant to be the last.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №98437
 26.05.2014
XX: It’s great to fuck you!
(Y) - Well, I don't like the word "to fuck"
M. The imperative in our relationships is kinesthetics!
(Y) and! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98436
 26.05.2014
In the printer, someone forgot a piece of paper.
I took a paper, a passage of the text on it, I started reading:
"If there is no syringe, then you can take a plastic bag."
Ophigel, I read with interest:
"The cream for the cake should be placed..."
The intrigue instantly disappeared.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98435
 26.05.2014
The company Ubisoft officially confirmed the homosexual orientation of the main villain of the game Far Cry 4
In the end, if you lose, it holds you everywhere.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98434
 26.05.2014
The plant has been producing pumps since the 1970s. When it was finally obsolete, it was decided to remove it from production. In the warehouse and in the shops, of course, it remained.
A couple of months later, one beautiful day, the chief designer received an email from the buyer. Manufacturers read the reviews. But it was a special review: 2 A4 pages with a description of the flaws of the pump and the degree of customer dissatisfaction.
The answer to the indignant buyer was this:
After considering your comments, the management of LLC %name_factory% decided to remove the pump %name_pump% from production.

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