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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №48892
 14.06.2011
The daughter of the oilman, throwing the SMS "call me back", is just fucking fucking!

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48891
 14.06.2011
In "Blockbuster" bought tickets, sat down, waiting for a session.
Suitable for 2 boys, 7-10 years old.
Sorry, but what movie are you in?
- The "Lincoln for a lawyer"
Can I tell you how it ends?
...??? to
I can’t tell you, but I’ll probably tell you!! to
I urgently get the hryvnia on my face, and the boys are happy going on...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48890
 14.06.2011
C of Pediatrics:
1920 - The United States Postal Service adopts a rule prohibiting the sending of children by mail.

I missed something in this life, of course.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №48889
 14.06.2011
Dachas exist for those who don’t work enough in the wakeful days!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №48888
 14.06.2011
There lived an old-old grandfather, and he had a farm of four rabbits. Just like my grandfather, a red cat. The grandmother was not there - she died, and the grandfather's one-only term was cut off. The cat was old, you can even say - old, sinking puff, encouraged in combat ears, almost lost odor and vision. He did not eat much, slept a lot, and went out on the street only when needed.
In his young years, the cat was heavily obtained from his grandfather, then for an unauthorized place for the toilet, then to jump on the table, then to catch mice. I don't know what the cat thought of the grandfather's pedagogical abilities, but the grandfather's upbringing was beneficial to the cat. Despite the fact that after each execution, the grandmother pressed the cat (so she sometimes called it) to the chest and calmed it by chewing, with the intention of smoothing it to loss of consciousness. The grandfather did not approve of the grandmother’s gentle impulses, but he kept silent.
Because he loved her very much, and she, in turn, loved the puffy red spider very much. Life improved, the cat obeyed the grandfather, caught mice and sometimes rats, and the grandfather instead did not apply repression to the cat.
This is how two veterans lived - grandfather and cat. Since the grandfather understood that the cat was already in a well-deserved retirement, he did not make any special demands on him.
Except to put it on your chest to heat it. What the cat was pleased to do, swirling with a claw. And grandfather in such moments went back to the past, with memories of his grandmother. The cat was her favorite.
My grandfather caught mice. But one day, pitying the old cat, he decided to beat him with a newly caught mouse. He pulled her out of the mouse, brought her into the cellar and laid her in front of the cat. The cat smelled her for a long time, slightly moved her leg, looked closely at the grandfather, pulled and quietly cried out and asked for the street. Here’s the shit, it’s rolled in the old man’s head, I catch his mouse, and he turns his mouth. The cat released.
The cat was not there for a day, which was just an unprecedented incident, as the cat was not delayed on the street for more than an hour. Grandfather was worried. But the cat appeared, as in the good old days, with the mouse in the remaining teeth. He laid it at the threshold, as he did in his cat’s youth, drank milk and went to bed.
Grandfather stood on a pillar, looking at the cat, then the mouse brought to him.
He remembered yesterday offering him a mouse caught by a mouse, and after thinking a little, he said to the sleeping animal:
Red, I didn’t mean that.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №48887
 14.06.2011
There is nothing so rejuvenating in the morning as the realization that you are asleep.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №48886
 14.06.2011
xxx: Do you know of any horror game, such that it is not boring but scary?
Tagged: saper

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №48885
 14.06.2011
I want to buy a macbook, but only for breakfast.

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48884
 14.06.2011
Answer by mail.ru:
xxx: The car turns on a slippery road at a constant speed of 54 km/h.
The minimum possible radius of turn in these conditions is 75m. What is the coefficient of friction of wheels on the road?
Yyy: In short, I am studying in 7th grade and we haven't studied this yet, but it's best to press the towel and drift!!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №48883
 14.06.2011
If a man bought Bentley, that doesn’t mean he’s rich. He may have been spending a few months on him.
M: Cap, is it you? O_O


[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №48882
 14.06.2011
Zzz: I don’t have magnets in the refrigerator.
xxx and yyy: why do you need a refrigerator?! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №48881
 14.06.2011
I go on the street. I think of my own.Serious all such.On meeting a Tajik in a T-shirt with the inscription "Smile".Don't be sad, I thought, I go to meet the Tajik and ski. Only in two steps, I notice that under "Smile",in small letters "...if you want me"
R. S. I forgot the look of Tajik.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48880
 14.06.2011
xxx: Here, on BORE found:"Yanka: So what do you know about heavy music? I have a baby under the perforator dancing."
XHH: I’m starting to guess the origin of these drillers.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №48879
 14.06.2011
On mail.ru news:
"Participants banned from leaving ‘House-2’"

Commentary :
"So the passports were taken away ?"

[ + 66 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48878
 14.06.2011
When I fell in love with my sun, I didn’t even think about whether he had an iPhone and Daddy a minister, he surprised me with his ingenuity (without obscenity!) He had a calm attitude towards everything. Later it turned out that he was a poor student, which has not changed his attitude to him so far. Money is shit. Don’t get stuck, if you can’t offer a girl a lot of money, she doesn’t need it. Offer the best that you have in you. Intelligence, tenderness, reliability... sperm! I assure you that you won’t get stuck :)
There would be more such girls) and maybe raise the birth rate in the country (=

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №48877
 14.06.2011
As someone wrote three years ago... Plus not because it’s funny but because they understand... So I don’t know who will understand me but for the fucking banner you have Trojan you need to update Firefox I would face beaten long hard and abstenu...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №48876
 14.06.2011
Less than 25 I would not give him!
YYY : once?

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №48875
 14.06.2011
Commentary on the demotivator:

• By anonymous at 10,Jun,11 10:19
Do not think badly about the Downs, they can be successfully socialized, according to special programs, many of them certain successes in the humanitarian fields (draw, sing, play guitar, argue about politics, etc.).They live on average only 35 years.

• By anonymous at 11,Jun,11 17:50
Blair, you described the State Duma!

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №48874
 14.06.2011
xxx-You've come up with this cool to twist to the maximum of everything, including a wheelchair, and to the sound of a greeting to put an explosion, super idea
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D
You don’t even know how. To sum up, you owe me the new columns, and my mom the two plates that she broke out. Plus, considering that the neighbors have been quiet for a very long time, they owe their grandmother, the old journey ended...
yyy-blue

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №48873
 14.06.2011
Every normal man thinks that the third in bed is always superfluous...

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