Everyone knows how difficult it is for a person of age to explain that Yandex is not a browser, but the browser he has IE.
again faced this, and at the time of explanation on TV advertising: new browser yandex............
Yandex, I hate you!!! to

C "Habra" from comments:

Xandr: “Russian scientists have developed a Mars rover that takes soil samples from an American Mars rover.”

Denis_g: Is there any water? What if I find?”

"I do not know It has already been purchased!"

The Ecuador:
For the first time, I experienced racial intolerance in my distant childhood.
As a happy 3-4 year old, I drove somewhere on a long-distance bus. And here, at one of the stops, I was extremely enthusiastic about the slot machine - the sea fight. But the reality is harsh – and it’s time to move on. I was extremely saddened by this fact – and started crying like a grandmother!
I began to be reassured, and one of the arguments was, “Well, you’re not ashamed, your uncle is already looking at you!” – and they sneak on a black man standing next to you.

What I give
This is not Uncle! It is a Negro!

From a conversation in a smoking room:
We are not really rich people. They have a completely different psychology. For example, if you were going to take a new Lamborghini, or if you could give that money to a dying child for surgery to save his life, what would you choose?
WOW: Well, I would like to say that for the child, of course, but in fact it is a very serious question. You will not decide immediately.
The Vote! But the burrins are much more determined. What is the child’s percentage? Of course Lamborghini!

Prices in the dining room:

Coffee is 45 rubles.

Coffee is 55 rubles.

ShadowLL : I was an optimist, I didn't mother and didn't even think about alcohol... And then I started dating a girl and now such a fuck, that I want to forget (

What will be first: you marry or protect the deer?
Yyy: I’m not sure at all that time is linear.

Esquire, The Rules of Life:
Peris Hilton: “I won’t say who I voted for, but he’s an African American.”

Now guess for whom she voted.

Yesterday in the subway, 8 a.m.
Are you coming out next?
And voluntarily? No is.

xxx: tell me a story
Yyy as grandfather grumbled in the wheelchair and put in the corner that no one was fired? The"
Zzzz: xxx, what kind of story?
ZZZ: Do you want to fall asleep?
I don’t want to be intimacy in L.S.
yyy: O" well and requests
zzz: "He passionately threw her to bed, but missed"

xxx: my wife once black-sly in henesi ho wet
to make something. In the pot. As it is written in the book - to cover the black slime completely.
YYY: The former I hope?
XXX No, I forgive you. It was hard, but I forgave.
YYY: You are the best man!

The Seventh Grade:
Do you want a coral?! to

The heroic slave.by :
I want

The Seventh Grade:
Today it was cold... decided to wear a warm winter jacket... got from the morning.

The Seventh Grade:
all in the pockets of winter jackets find money from the spring, and I found a bubble with urine for analysis... went in the spring for a medical examination, but forgot to pass then))

The cat believes that the end of the world is more important than the new year, so the tree should be bitten on time!

xxx: I wake up at night sleepy, the cat wants to play at night looking, I think well, let go for a walk. Going to the door. He opened the window vertically to ventilate (the flowers prevent it from opening completely), through the top he swallowed it. I see — that’s not the case, he didn’t change his position after I swallowed him — his legs back up, his mouth down, and he’s silent, looking at the floor. I push him, I push him, I think he might jump from a height of half a meter.
Then I noticed the mosquito net.

(12 December 2012)

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Dmitry
The Defeated (

Listen, I have an idea! Maybe if we get rid of the tension, then we can concentrate on Spanish.
Do you mean we should have sex for the sake of education or will we fail the exam?
No is! Even worse! If we pass the exam, we will not go to a good college, we will not find a decent job, we will not earn money, we will have no place to live and have nothing to eat. If we don’t have sex right now, we’ll have to go hungry with miserable knowledge of Spanish!!! to

You are late and you are late to work again!by 111
I: Well you’re paying the salary, so we’re counting :)
Sooner or later you get your salary!1! 1
I’m going to work sooner or later. :)

c) The Digital

Forget your end of the world. Go to Nashville please.

Katyusha (11:40:41 12/12/2012)
We had this with Inge once. I dreamed that I was riding on white jigols on the Experience, and on the front glass is a carpet! I can’t see anything, I look into the side window, I look at the road... And Inge dreams that I’m riding a white jigolo on the Experimental, and I look into the side window, I look at the road... Only the carpet she doesn’t see... She says in the morning – what did you look like in the side window, I say: so there was a carpet on the front...