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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №31778
 20.06.2010
xxx: Today I’m on the bus, opposite the boy is sitting, the usual so unnoticeable. He sits in the window looking. Next to it sits an ordinary grandmother with a whole pack of the most odorable onion.
Well, the guy turned away from the smell, sitting in the other window, burning, smiling...
But here comes the second grandmother...and sits on the other side of the boy.
XXX: Everything would be nothing if the grandmothers didn’t get to know, but they didn’t. They are sitting next to them, they have a companion through a boy...
xxx: He listened to them for a long time...he suffered the remake of the series "Mahalov +) But suddenly he stood up and as a sparkle (not a remarkable guy): JOBANA IN THE MOUTH!!!! Grandmothers are fucking!! You both fuck me in the ear!! A jump is possible!!?" Babies in Ahaea And then the boy with a quiet voice of one grandmother "Let’s change, what would be more convenient for you to talk?"
The entire bus was out for 10 minutes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31777
 20.06.2010
Years so in 20 ZAGS will get access to all accounts in social networks, in order to put the status of "dead" when registering death.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31776
 20.06.2010
XXX: Will you go for a drink?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
with the expedition)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31775
 20.06.2010
Stek: before I was not afraid of the dentist, until I injected the frost, a cute girl asked "Well, the teeth are still not crushing?"

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31774
 20.06.2010
< wow> where did you go?
<x> on the balcony
< wow> what are you doing there?
<chh> there the city went
<chh> more peanuts
<wow> is it out?and :)
<chh> no, because I caught one and ate one
<wow> a lot of things :)
<chh> is this why?
< wow> that’s why :)
<chh> this is not an argument
What adult man will catch the mouth of kindergartens and eat them?
<chh> if I caught them with my mouth, I would have caught them in the eye
<chh> I just raised c floor

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31773
 20.06.2010
At night, I sit on the internet. I went to the kitchen to make tea, the light did not turn on - my wife is asleep.
I walk through the hallway, I think it would be good to wear shoes, or it would be cold.
In the darkness I notice a dark spot, I think "Here they are!".
In general, the cat was very surprised when I tried to put him on his foot...

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31772
 20.06.2010
I bought a lamp for my garden. They have solar cells, they are plugged into the ground, charged during the day, and must shine at night. So, on the box was written: "First time to charge within 48 hours in the sun"...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31771
 20.06.2010
I collected cherries at home today.
I stand on the ladder, high, balancing. And suddenly I hear a sound from below, as if a tree was trying to squeeze something not metal. I close my eyes and see my cat. Which, holding her legs behind the stairs, and I swear, smiling ill-lovedly, is looking at me with emphasis...
The realization that she was just scratching her nails came much later. After the prayer...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31770
 20.06.2010
Talk about bisexual.
I: And yet, the future is for bisexuals. Nature will be less and less. Hey you are where?
Man on the way to get a cigarette: Dying out.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №31769
 20.06.2010
A girl with drums is ugly. The boy with the dragons is ugly.
What about Bob Marley?
Bob Marley is dead.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31768
 20.06.2010
In the toilet, the sanitary chet did not do so and when washing the water, I was dropped with water from the toilet straight on the white pants. I thought I would do it and dry quietly. While there was another one, he got the same. By evening our ranks were filled. On Monday, they will get rid of him.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31767
 20.06.2010
xxx: On the tape news: "Under Neva will build a tunnel for $ 45 billion"
YYY: along what?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31766
 20.06.2010
Mitoshi ( 18:16:56 )
Do you sympathize with the melting oil in the sausage?and (
Blues are disgusting ( 18:20:03 )
 No I was so sorry for the bus. The fourth bus was almost empty. A couple of people were sitting. The bus in the hope that someone was sitting in it stopped at the stop. But no one sat down (so sorry he was) (and he tried so, he went. I gave the stop I wanted to miss my so that I could walk in it longer, so that he would not be disappointed.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31765
 20.06.2010
I have a younger brother Pashka (9 years old)
Mommy: Pashka has a meeting in school tomorrow. Do you go?
I: I don’t want to go, I don’t want to red and be ashamed of his assessments.
He is great, the best performance in the class!
I: 0 0 More than

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31764
 19.06.2010
XXX: What is your name?
YYY: Why are you?
XXX: It’s very interesting.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can I call you Connie?
YYY: I sent you naked!! to
You are a shit horse!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31763
 19.06.2010
Nickson (00:17:37 19/06/2010)
Spectral analysis of periodic signals using the complex form of the Fourier series
Nickson (00:17:47 19/06/2010)
It was an ancient spell.
orange888 (00:18:50 19/06/2010)
The Lord ?
Nickson (00:19:12 19/06/2010)
Did nothing happen to you there? This is a very powerful magic.
orange888 (00:19:31 19/06/2010)
I think I got up ? ? ? ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31762
 19.06.2010
and smoking. Cole is delighted:
What a variety of condoms! and in form
Various fruits and vegetables.
Lena nodded her head:
It is not shameful to wear in a decent society.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31761
 19.06.2010
My mom burned today.
I stand, my hands quietly, my mother asks:

Q: Did you go to the toilet?
I: No, what did you get? O_O
M: Something in your face is satisfying.


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31760
 19.06.2010
The Amaranth (11:00:52 19/06/2010)
I’d like to drink a beer but I’m sleeping ?

Bishop (11:01:46 19/06/2010)
I would like to fuck this girl but here beer is worth it (((

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31759
 19.06.2010
XXX: I can call you.
YYY: You better call me.
Anthoch, you don’t have a breast.
YYY: Well, given that she's 15 I doubt you'll have something.
Yyy: I even doubt you’ll see her breasts
XXX: but if you don’t turn them anyway you don’t have them.

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