8 What are you doing with music?
YYY Нууу...I know almost all the songs of Dima Bilan by the mouth)))))))))))))))))
8 What does it have to do with music?

Hello, I am Dima, I love ice cream and mixers.
And I’m Katya, I love bananas and hentai.

Fuck, I want to go to the toilet.
Well, let’s go into any apartment and ask, straight like in childhood.
Tag: hairy look
WOW : A? I really am one, right?

XXX: OOOOO OOOOO
The car that exploded under the window
YYY: O_o
XXX is 😉
XXX is burning
Zzz: Russia is not boring.

We watch football Russia - Germany with my grandmother. Yes, with my grandmother.
The Germans sing the anthem
The camera passes past the player – the brightest representative of the Negroid race
A real Arian...

Well I don't know who, but during the session I developed a reflex: every time somewhere a week before the exam in my head begins to play "Hello sky in the clouds, hello, youth in boots...". It works relentlessly, the only one, to the 5 exam the song itself is fucking angry)

Did you know that the word racecar is a palindrome (it is read equally in both directions)? But this is all nonsense compared to the Finnish word Saippuakuppinippukauppias.

The flies are flying again!! to
Nox: I am against abortion in general, but in this case...

My mom came and brought the catch.
I have snow, I have snow, I have rain, when my friends lie in my basement, my hands, my legs, my heads, my internal organs, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body, my body.
YYY: Are the last two messages connected?

Q: Do you like chinches?
In the gastronomic sense of the word?
Q: Did you eat them?? to
M: No, but if somebody had offered it, Jab probably would not refuse =)
...
F: Yes, you didn’t answer about Shinjuku.
M: How did you not answer? I would have eaten
F: In another sense?
M: Yes, I would fuck you.
F:*ROFL* fucking I’m going to buy. It is dangerous to call you twice.

Dialogue with his wife:
Do you have socks?
I: They will dry out of love and longing!
What do they smell?
I: revenge for betrayal with other socks))))

XXX is Hi. by Zaia! How are you?
Healthy life, save Christ. Indeed, from the swamp, I was caught by diarrhea!
Oh my dear, don’t get sick.
Do not drink beer.
Go to Cappuccino -
You will be thick!

by Megatron:
The song of the transformers "how great that we all gathered here today")))))))

We sit with a girl with her parents, play domino, talk and chew nuts. (For the brightness of the picture, I will say that in me 2 meters and 115 kilograms of living weight, and the mother-in-law woman is fragile - a little less than one and a half meters and 40 kilograms. The father-in-law can not break the nuts, everything torments him and so and so, and I say:
Let me tell you that you are suffering!
Three seconds pass and the whole family’s friendly choking is spread. The Curtain

A friend said:

I sit with my parents and watch the news. There is a picture of a girl.
Oh, I’ve seen her somewhere.
The leading news: A certain porn actress...

I’ve never been so embarrassed by my parents.

Rita (00:24:24 13/06/2011)
Fuck, this epilator is a hell machine. I leave my leg for tomorrow.

I went to my porch yesterday.
Better sit at home. She found me [...]
SAN: What is wrong? Running doesn’t get fat.
Dasha: in the hips went 3 cm, in the waist plus 1, chest -1
SAN: Somehow it’s... I don’t think it’s a cheat. Have you considered a strictly cylindrical shape?
Dasha: Apparently it is 😉
SAN: then it will remain to get on the rolls, change the nick to R2D2 and learn to whistle like a modem.

In America, if a girl has PMS and she has caused severe bodily injury to a man, then she will have nothing for it.
law

yyy :hohohoho
Leave them there!)

Psyho (22:44:59 12/06/2011)
Why do I have no beard?and (

Psyho (22:45:10 12/06/2011)
I look at myself as sexy.

Psyho (22:45:14 12/06/2011)
Everyone says fuck.

Psyho (22:45:24 12/06/2011)
) is

[Grib][Core] (22:45:29 12/06/2011)
Maybe it’s not in the beard?

When I Became Sexual
The women immediately divided.
Those who are unworthy
Those I don’t want.