Article "How to behave in the event of a dog attack"
Here is how to fight with a dog. What to do with stalls?
YYY: Call for a single match and extinguish. If you win, the staff will choose you as a new lever and you will get control of the territory and the best females.
zzz: guide "how to become an alpha male in your area"))))

D'ante: well, if so, I'll connect you with a man.
Tagged: Murr
and heads :D
Heidi: I am that way.
Tag: I am training
D’ante: Mayake, not Meuke
Tagged with: aa
and heads :D
Heidi: It was uncomfortable.

The Chord! Am I the only one who is so crazy about these tons of mat?
And so many people care about the Russian language, maybe not only about grammar is worth remembering?

In the office:
Something burning smells.
Time is burning.

Comment on the news site to the news "Mars rover Opportunity found traces of fresh water"
“You’ll think our Phobos Ground has found an entire ocean of underwater life.

Comments on punishment for being in the forest:
The MDA. Marriott is strong. Two men met and fined each other.

from the Izhevsky Forum
Skript: Tourist route to the Dyatlov Pass. Who is going on May holidays?? to
Alex: Isn’t it scary?
NSKlon: Their nine people are driving, what to be afraid of this... ;)

Do you remember yesterday when I bought 10 kilos of sugar? So in the morning I went to the store, half a kilometer later found an exploded package of one kilogram. And to the door was a whole sugar road of five meters.
You made this world a little sweeter!
1 thank you! At first I thought I was just a dude.

The beginning of the article on how to defend yourself in the attack of dogs "First of all, learn yourself not to be afraid of even the most frightening in appearance dogs, their rotted mouths, running saliva, wicked whistling..."
The first comment:
Author, I have already gotten distracted by one description.
c) aselena

>>> Pizzetz, guys, do you have any aquels?)))

The house was filmed with friends during student time. One of them got along with the boy. His passport indicated he was not married. And then his wife tracked and visited, so you would see with what speed he went under the kitchen table.)

Commentary on Habra:
Student, I take the room, I write mostly in Java and Python, when I urgently want to eat - in PHP.

x: And then, I still after three months of ConStrike leaving the room scanning with the eyes of the roof

I have a good provider. If it breaks and breaks, then they have time to fix everything until I go into the router settings, remember the technical support number and find the city phone.

One day I go late from work and argue: there are many who say where I will use some formulas in mathematics or even a graduate work... remembered my and thought... mda... my will not be useful anywhere... physmat, tower, differential geometry... this is something... I remembered it hard... and with such thoughts I go, I do not pay attention to anyone and here I am criticized: "Hey, you hear, come here." They were three local alkashi. So it is harmless, but it is not necessary to connect again, in addition, such words did not predict anything good. Here I cried out in response to what was in my head, my thesis... "Double affinity connections induced by the normalization of the projective space!!And he went further... I did not hear anything afterwards, apparently such a large bond of ununderstood words slowed the thought processes in their heads...

You say it doesn’t help ;)

From the Dating Site:
I’m fascinated by your pictures, I can’t write.
Write sitting

Husbands discuss pregnant wives.

and Minka:
I have a sadness here - the cucumbers have salted
The goddess is dissatisfied.
Hehe
I need to do it again, or these "I want shit - I don't want shit" will last forever

and Egorko:
When Ala was friends with a white friend, she could not eat much, and the monologue looked like this:
I want to eat...Boo.
......
I want to eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat, but I can’t eat.

From the comments of Habr

YY777, Read the budget of the Russian Federation and how much money is spent on the maintenance of officials, there is no such thing that can be implemented ;)

Oblitus, This money goes to the construction of marble palaces and yachts.

Anor, Oh, these meaningless and merciless marble yachts.

I would be a wolf to bite the bureaucracy.
XXX: No mandate of honor
To any hell with mothers cuts any paper, but this...
xxx: I get from the wide pants a duplicate of invaluable cargo
XXX: Look, I’m jealous, I’ve been sowing my passport.
XXX: Not very good.

I work as a teacher and I say I have the best job!!! While the students run from morning to evening on weekends, I roll on the couch in my family trousers and a pack of chips in my hands and watch Game of Thrones!

Lorraine: In terms of gaming, I play often. I paint the nails, and so well they dry on the mouse and WASD ^^