Announcement in the House:
Dear neighbors and neighbors! Please do not throw cigarettes from the balconies, they are carried by the wind to the balconies of the lower floors. This can cause a fire, which can hurt you too.

If someone does not have enough intellect and education, just show respect for others.

This is especially true for fans of Dunhill Blue cigarettes. For information: The side of the house, going out to the square, is recorded on a video with enough resolution to find out who doesn’t understand Russian words. When the next cigarette hits our balcony, the conversation will be quite different.

Damn, why is nothing going on in Russia?! to
NN: And you imagine: the world cataclysm, there is no Internet connection, everything is destroyed, universal degradation... And we have it, and it remains. The Profit!
CHC: I suspect this is the government’s subtle calculation.

From a review of one pretty bulky smartphone.
I bought it, I have been suffering for three days. is satisfied. Almost almost. The interface is sharp, the IPS matrix, colors and brightness are just great. I installed a bunch of toys and apps, everything just flies. But there is a slide - the camera is full. Autofocus does not work, no color range, noise. In a device for 25,000rubs could get a normal camera. Everything is great, except for the camera - for it manufacturers burn in hell on the VIP boat.
yyy: remove the protective film from the camera

I bought a darts and hanged it on the door. I play. A 3-year-old child gives the drops that hit the lower field. Once again, I miss, the wire does not get stuck, falls to the floor. The child joyfully runs up, lifts it up, looks me in the eyes and asks the question: “Yep, daddy?”... How I finished roasting it became VERY shameful!

The best troll! Information agency website, basement:

© 1999-2013 IA REGNUM

This resource may contain materials 18+

This resource contains materials IQ 135+

IRainman: The fact that we only formally have a secular state, and in fact a kingdom, has long been known. And the pop at the king is, and the joke, all in their places.

The news:
In the cosmopolitan region began to sanctify the accident areas of the roads

The commentary:
They should be illuminated.

Now he tells Ludmil that he went to Alina, and Alina, that to Ludmil... and himself to Dima.

Victor: The new Hobbit should have this introduction:
Victor: "Have you heard the tale of the dragon who could"?

(from the hubra)
Intellectual property can be described in one word: halal.
This is a hassle for users. They can easily pump as many copies as needed.
This is a hassle for owners of rights. Having obtained the IS once, you can further cut the bubble until the end of eternity.
So there is, in essence, the most brutal fight for the shell: either users will enjoy the shell, or copyright holders. Well, since there is nothing sweeter and more desirable than a ham, both sides are ready to break anyone for it.

Video on YouTube, titled - "Interesting future - a 144-core processor for $20"
Very smiled one of the top comments - So I imagine, the programmer of a medium firm, to him comes the bosses and says, write us all our software on this new 144-nuclear processor, and that all the nuclei worked, and he - go nahuy I I resign, write yourself)

The natural account always allows to expand the estimate of any construction.

About massage
– – – – –
In ancient times, when the century was still the twentieth, oil was cheap, the demand for programmers stood as a member of the ordinary Soviet Army before dismissal, our small firm just began to revitalize the whole floor in a new building near the diamond exchange. The number of offices overshadowed the number of employees, we just then were given T-shirts with the proud, now twice changed, company name and the inscription "First twelfth" (I also got one). We sat in front of the computers of the baldea, out of free space and slightly bored by loneliness.
Now everything is different. In the rooms we sit for two, a small conference room is converted into a QA laboratory. Of the twelve namesake owners, three of us remained in the office. Here is only one... At the very beginning of the company’s life, we handed over a room with a separate entrance to a friend, a massage specialist. They were delivered free of charge – he simply pledged to give four massage sessions each week to employees for so, and the rest of the time to use at his discretion for private clients.
David is a good man and a wonderful man. We passed through his hands all and not once. Despite the lack of space, the bosses decided not to touch him and do not cancel the massage. So we live.
Here is only our Daviduška loves to be late and clients often wait for him in the front street and read newspapers and consume liters of office coffee.

Today we sit at an urgent meeting to decide the fate of the world for a single computer company. Secretary on vacation. Suddenly a knock on the door. The boss was tired and a little upset:
and yes!
In the door is a girl of fairy beauty:
I am sorry. I am looking for David. I came for a massage.
While we were trying to put the falling jaws in place, the boss was full of vigour, leaving aside the fatigue and irritation, stood up and with the words “I am David” left with the beautiful visitor.
What will you do!
First, he is the head of the office. Second, he really thinks quickly and well. His real name is David.
But...
Next time I will be David.

by Petro Kapulaskij

The Mosin rifle has been up to date since 1891, and your praised iPhone will be outdated in three months.

We were looking for a parking place yesterday at the cafe (and it is near the sewing machine store), everything is crowded, there is nowhere to get up. Then we see that the place is liberated right next to the entrance, we enter, and there is a sign "Only for employees of the sewing machine store". And just above is a badge with a skull and bones.
“Well, let’s park here?
Friend: I think it is better not to contact these guys from the store. They will come somewhere later.

I bought my wife a peanut butterfly and she stopped for a year. Bobro always defeats evil.

An effective manager can only be trained when seven senior engineers are trained, for each of whom seven engineers and technicians are trained, for each of whom 10 workers are trained. There are factories for everyone.

I went to the store, next to the urna store, and it was burning. I went into the store, the seller ran to me, asked to pour the urn. It is not difficult for me, especially the order. Other than the electric chain, the seller did not find any taras. I stand and water. An old woman passed by and somewhat roughly asked:
What are you doing? Why do you pour water into the urn?
Do not see? Tea, Tea and Tea.

[15:33:31] Designer: Andrew, my inet doesn’t work
[16:30:46] ITshnik: The highest degree of genius is to write it in Skype

Valuev got into the deputies not through the bed, but because someone threatened her.