If you wanted to go to the toilet before the accident and still want to after, then you’re just a cool guy!

XXX is
Sometimes they will write this: “We are a young couple) we are looking for the same offspring as we are) A girl is bi, a young man is heterosexual, NO! They have sex with men!"

ZZZ
O_O

XXX is
Heteros, but fuck the sauce.

ZZZ
(You are on interesting websites)

XXX is
I don’t even know what to say about burning...burning? ( by

There is no friendship between a man and a woman - someone is always waiting for sex.
YYY: But we are friends with you...
xxx: For me, the rule of not sleeping with friends is valid until we get tired of kidding.
XXX: And then you can continue to be friends...
YYY: Now I will not give it out of principle!!! to
XXX: O_O

To pretend to be a fool, you need to use a lot of wisdom.

Time somewhere at the end of the 1970s. My friend Misha rested in one of the

the southern departmental sanatoriums, so that it was forced to urgently

Three days before the end of the trip to retire home.

It crashes into the box office of Adler Airport, and there is a row with a record on

A week. And more and more evil fathers of families sent to their

The unseen line.

Misha realized that he was almost dead and made a sentence out of himself:

“Men, miss out – they get married...” (And that’s what happened)

She looked back and silently separated. Three hours later, Misha left.



And then let somebody pull out all the men’s hair.

The final congress of "United Russia"

The Georgian feast.

Tamada announces that we will drink for our Gogi.

Not because he has one mistress in Tbilisi, the other in Kutaisi.

We all have something.

Not because he has one villa in Gagra, the other in Batumi.

We all have something.

And let’s drink for the fact that Gogi has been running our hometown for ten years.

The party is in it!

by Alena:
I’m talking to your friend, he’s on my photos, sorry, masturbating, here’s what I’m afraid of now, you and all your friends.
by Endru:
I also masturbate on your photos.
And what such?
by Alena:
Percentage of (
by Alena:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to help the girl choose a player.
She: *Showing something in the shape of a Mickey Mouse head* :)
He is fear and horror. The shape is too far from the rectangular => problem with sticking into the pocket. And not ergonomically.
She: Yeah you are what! This is a fun thing, but it’s just against fashion and rules.)
What is fashion here? disfunctionally
The functions are the same
He: The ability to easily get stuck in the pocket is also a function. here is absent
She: the ability to hang the pink face of a famous mouse on the neck - this will compensate
He is: Oh girls. I just want to hang something somewhere.
She: And to you! I would just shut up :D
He is: Exactly!

Tenow: New Colgate contains substances that are used by professional dentists to brush teeth
Composition: hydrated silicon dioxide,
I already imagine myself as a professional dentist in a white coat with a leash in his hand scattering children in a sandbox, watering the sand and starting to brush their teeth.

Correspondence of two managers from a company that is dealing with the sale of cabinets:
Melnik
I'm fucking fucked up in your ass.
54 Russian
And I'll ask in the warehouse what would you give a pallet of 24 sheets with a loader per member
Melnik
I will pack you in a basket of 500 to 500 160 pieces.
54 Russian
And I’ll cut off your eggs, so that only by the pantograph the member would rise.
Melnik
And I am wrapping you fucking on the keeper of the vacuum cleaner.
54 Russian
And I’ll put you in a stepler lightning to the chair of everything that I would not be able to fuck from Ireland tomorrow.
Melnik
This is against the rules!!! to

Emka: FXRaider, who do you like from the telecast?
FXRaider: rs, condensators

Russian is not my mother tongue.
Kotofey: What is your homeland? O_0
May: None
MaY: I was born and the current of Agakal
Russian was taught later.
Kotofey is burning

Who stumbled the quote removed... now half of the basha yuzaki will not recognize laughing at the quote or not... and will sit with cloudy faces, or whether it was approved by Zoe...

Masha: Mary's father has five daughters: Chucha, Chocho, Chacha, Checha, what are the names of the five daughters?

Deluxe: Choley

The Father of Mary

Read more carefully

Deluxe: Maybe my father’s name is Mary. Maybe he is a half-pedal.

But only if so.

She: Do you want to know my Sasha better?

He: and what? Not worth it?

Is she with Sasha? Definitely worth it! I’t have met him if he wasn’t there!

Izitto
Fuck, this super glue is washed out of your hands by something other than sulfuric acid?

Lawyer
and ROFL

Izitto
You are breaking? I was almost without a hand.! to

Lawyer
by CLEIL?

Izitto
A piece of fence that broke off. Trying to remove his hand from the window, he broke out the entire window, grind.

XXX is
I am better than you!
XXX is
Older, older and more serious.
XXX is
I have a car.
YYYY
and a rabbit

It’s really nice when a girl can speak French.
It’s nice when a girl knows French.
It’s nice when a girl can.
It’s nice when a girl

<Twistensen> We have some fool wrote in the entrance "DEATH will come to anyone". It’s good that I’ve found someone who wrote " but not to me. L. Gourchenko and his family"

Kshisia : No!
The truck again?
Kshisia : No!
I will start and you will continue. The Birds of Happiness of Tomorrow
Kshisia : No!
The truck flew with wings
Kshisia : No!
Choose Me: Choose Me
Kshisia : No!
Choose Me: Choose Me
Kshisia : No! and ROFL
Truck: Birds of Happiness of Tomorrow
by kshisia:
No to! Roof * Roof * Roof * Roof *