Example of a modern political correct series: 4 main characters: two iPhones, two Samsung

In the new show "Visca" everything is fine, except for one detail - there is water in the pool

What did you give a girl on March 8th?
YYY : Nothing. She went to my army.

zzz: the hostess to the note: if you drink a cup of tea with bergamot, you will get sick with the taste of fresh cucumbers :(

When at night under the window there is another fever without brains and an extinguisher, my husband approaches the window and whispers with some kind of childish surprise:
Oh you are, pets!

And I wonder if he went crazy or did he know Zen?

Do you have to keep a motorcycle in the garage? Not on the street? with the signal i.t.p.
I need a garage. Or the gazelle will come at night and sink the motorcycle into the body.
The matrix can also be loaded in a gazelle.

Flying from vacation. In the plane, everyone was distributed a set - socks, a piece of fabric on the eye, such as glasses, so that the light does not interfere, and on it two stickers "do not disturb" and "wake up when there is lunch." came to work. He put them on the door of his office.
Looking forward to the boss’s reaction.

SuddenlyMe: I would play chess. Even though I personally consider them intellectual onanism.
DEADBEFF: This is where you offended the chess players!
They both are playing.

xxx: from the network: "Nahal!" does not mean "Stop!".
yyy: work. yes and "stop" does not always mean you have to stop

Litavra): took a holiday notepad, forgot the hard drive.. on the notepad is only Stronghold Ancient.. play, because boring to doom.. epic moment - the game states that rabbits threaten crops.. there is no army, and if not kill - all will die of hunger.. the picture with oil and cheese - stands the king in the middle of the field of wheat in a glowing armor and a huge sword crushes the breeding rabbits..

yyy: Why mmorpg, the whole life is real - the detail is higher, the locations are more. It does not brake. Sometimes it slows...

zzz: ah, offgenic life: all for the donuts, plugs only on the privileges, the PVP mode without your personal wish is turned on, a bunch of clans with an impersonal repa flies through the cities, the enemies do not observe the territory, there are no neutral places, hide nothing because it is expensive, you won't buy the armor because, again, it is expensive. More short minus than plus. Playing for the Graffiti? and Nafig.

This is one of the most important things in the world.
You do not understand, you are not players here. You are not writing.

Today the buyer called when the managers were not there, I had to take the phone.

He asks "When do you have lunch break?"

I answered in attempts: "We eat lunch without interruption."

Please, please, do not write here with poems!
First, it is not funny.
Secondly, it is terrible.

Only hardcore, only prose!

youla
Pretty to. I wore a white dress with hair paint.
She started wiping off the dress.
first with a liquid to remove the lacquer.just 0
Then I surrender. So much 0
And then ammonia. So much 0
Drawing out, the same result
I got a bottle of lemon juice from the refrigerator.
In my eyes the paint disappeared.
What do we eat?

Elena
and one chemistry.

youla
I should have tried the sausage.

I asked my 8 year old son to wash his dishes.
Why is it so badly washed?
My milk is dry.
Son - don't buy a bleach 3,5, 3,2 better washed

Often the most moral are the priests of love.

I stand with my six-year-old daughter on the platform, waiting for the electric. Next to us stands a classic batushka: 2 meters tall, 3 meters in reach, a gray beard to the chest and a huge cross on a massive chain.
My child, opening his mouth, carefully examines an unseen miracle. I walked around a couple of times, scratching my neck.
Father looked at these evolutions with Olympic tranquility.
Then the girl approached me and asked loudly:
and Dad! Why is Santa dressed in black? The snowman is dead?
The father laughed, bought his daughter chocolate and blessed her.

Yesterday, June 5, 2013, a column of white smoke twice whispered over the Moscow metro, announcing the election of a new mayor.

Searching for cars on websites. The description smiled:

The car is in a satisfactory condition.
Do not ask what is wrong!!! to
Beethoven just woke up.)

Comments on Indian horror thriller about zombies:

Count of Dracula:
Zombies sing and dance.

and FoxKing:
of course.