Aris (13:33:34 4/03/2009)
Sometimes I feel weak and defenseless.
Vetl (13:34:27 4/03/2009)
Burn the passport

We have the same surname. Today on a couple he kind of decided to cut - says "and we are not by chance relatives?". And then he gave me the answer "Thank me"(

I needed a monitor with several video connections.

Y is Hi. Look at how many outdoors you have behind you.
X: O_O One like everyone else.

I go in the elevator. I raise my eyes to the ceiling of the elevator, and there is the inscription in large letters: "Fuck!

The wise is not the one who thinks much and correctly, but the one whom
It is often not quoted.

In one very great man, read - authority, as it should be.
was a mistress. The mistress of this authority liked to visit etak in the middle
A week of rest with body and soul. Especially when the woman’s husband was
The seafarer was rarely at home. Which woman does not want a man’s love?
The Ladies?
And then one day his mistress called him and told him that he was in the hospital.
light shock and medium-heavy beating, because the jealous husband returned
from the flight or smelled something, or the neighbors suggested kindness, and
He only drowned her in the first number and sat down to drink the damned one again. A is
Since her husband, as it turned out, was a former boxer, it can
to present.
Putting the phone, the Big Man said, “Fuck! And the weather added:
That is stupid!
Then I thought, scratching a square beard. Then he made two
The call:
- First: order there about flowers for babies to hospital, fruit
There and all that. Everything as it should be.
The second is to call Slavik from the guard. No fuck at home.
In five minutes...!! to
Soon there appeared Slavik - a little-worded and executive wolfmaker from
The Chief’s personal guard.
“So yes,” said the Great Man, looking past him, “you’ll go.
at such an address, you will find there such a one, you will hang him
Doyle to remember. No names, you will understand.
Without fanaticism, there is no shame.
- Yes, - was glad Slavik, - we will do it!
Look at the former boxer.
“Naturally,” Slavik smiled, “let’s get together.
- Take Valera with you, he will protect you. Do not blame. I said.
After half an hour, Slavik and Valera came to the old five-storey on the outskirts.
The city.
“You’ll sit here,” burst Slavik Khmuro, “if you’re not here in half an hour.
I go down, you go up.
Half an hour passed. There was no slave. He did not come after forty-five.
The minute.
Valera pulled out the cell phone and recruited the boss. “Damn,” said the boss while silent.
In the telephone. “The fools!”
Valery told him to sit under the house and wait for the brigade.
Soon three strong men came to the door. He opened them.
Drunk Slavik, he was whole and unharmed, but he did not stand on his feet.
Slavik, clinging to the door, was hardly taken away. Man is already
No overdose of water, no touch.
The next day, the dumb and messy Slavik justified himself in the chief’s office.
“I have a right like a quavalda,” he explained to the boss, “I wave the bulls!”
He opens the door to me, I immediately, without looking at him - chest right, chest right.
He did not get up, and what? It gets me by the hand, then it gets me by the chest.
And he said, “You, shit, you want to take my right hand?” When I am
Did you put it?” I see, and this is Vasilich, my first coach.
Boxing, another boy came to him.
The chef thoughtfully sat at the table and tore a square beard.
He finally said, not looking at anyone.

Programming by Doctor:
Doctor, I am sick. I can’t get away from the computer. 18 hours in
I spend a day in front of the monitor.
There are no hopeless cases, we will treat.
What? what?? to
- Clearly what - alcohol, cigarettes, bl*d*my!

Chinese chairs and ass in the ass are devoted.
Stop the panic! Below the seat is a sealed cylinder with a sprinkle and ordinary non-compressed air. When you pull the lever, the cylinder is unsealed, under your weight the springs are compressed, excess air from the cylinder comes out. and vice versa. The suspension is pressed, the air enters the seat rises. Release the lever, the hole in the cylinder is closed and the air does not allow the seat to change position.
And even if you assume a seat with a compressed air balloon, it means it will end and the chair will stop rising. What is "the end of the" chair? and :)
Remove the iron plates from under your ass, get cold!

BLIZ KRIG (21:47:03 1/03/2009)
(LV)Meec Carriers are invited for interesting work...

BLIZ KRIG (21:47:16 1/03/2009)
They will be very interested in loading interesting goods into an interesting car))))

~Assol~ (21:48:54 1/03/2009)
I want to be an interesting carrier!

BLIZ KRIG (21:49:55 1/03/2009)
Come to my neighbor is building an interesting house and he has interesting bricks))))
and interesting cement))

X: Generally speaking, people are shameless... No shame of conscience... We have sex with a girl on the bench and there will be a dozen other dogs with their dogs, who will cut around 100 circles...

The most effective way to make students not miss the toilet was to draw a goal on the bottom of the toilet and the inscription on the doors "take a hundred points and win the matan" count.

Order of one soldier:

Study of the "modern" battle.
The enemy must be known in the face, so as not to accidentally crash his own. Every battle begins with a greeting.
Characteristics of this shit.
The battle is where dohuya ducks try to break each other, and the most important ducks sit in the bushes and crack. Stumbling to death, they go to a neutral city, meet in a nightclub and begin to whistle vodka and remember how everything was. Fights are different. Depending on where the main dwarfs are hiding.
If in the bushes, it means fighting on land. If in the clouds on some corn tree - it is air.
If on the underwater conserve bank - the battle of the sea.
Types of Mordor:
1st An offensive is when a crowd of people, having dared, rushed forward.
2nd Defensive is when another, less flattered crowd, embarrassed by such greed, tries to defend itself.
The victory depends on the extent of the crowd.

RozaFFaya_FeYkO
by FETIKKI!!!! What do you do as Delphi???? to

Jimmy
I sit and wait for you to write.

RozaFFaya_FeYkO
Hi Hi Zacem? It was ? ? ? ? ?

Jimmy
I want to send you naked!! to

March is here, the time for two-storey cats.

D: Mom Eddick will come, tell us to stay at night, I will come in the morning as the service ends.
M: Your pitcher came, sitting opposite, blinking with his eyes. Would you like to tick it for you before you go to bed?
D is Mom? Oh my mom!! to
M: Oh daughter, I say your gift has come! Do you want to bite it for you before going to bed?

sergeyxv: Every day on a pair we write a test.The situation is very tense, everyone decides. Prep at this time fills up some reports, reports. Well, and loudly so asks us "What number today?". Well, he from the first batch someone broke that the third did not break from the test. And here from the last row of Max with the scream "Fuck the door! I have a train today.!" runs out of the audience... all in the shower...

Bishop (21:53:55 1/03/2009)
Are you a blind bisexual?

Bishop (21:54:05 1/03/2009)
He does not care with whom!

m0rgan: We stood somehow with a friend in a traffic jams, on the opposite side of the road stood an evacuator and excavator. With a joint effort in 10 minutes, a quick speech was invented (more careful - do not shrink the tongue :))
In Ecuador, the evacuator evacuated the excavator, evacuated-evacuated, but did not evacuate. The excavator needs to be evacuated, and the pre-evacuation"

To me alone, people adding at the end of the quotes odmin, huyasse, cat, shredder o_0 seem idiots?

berserker (14:55:02 2/03/2009)
I hid your cognac.

berserker (14:55:25 2/03/2009)
Like that cottage.