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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №98253
 21.05.2014
The badly parked jeeps are burning.
This is the type of Moscow Luberc or Sunshine of the mid-1990s.
= is
Why the idiots? Completely adequate people. In contrast, from the nids, parking their fucking crows as they got. Or are you one of those idiots who are so upset?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98252
 21.05.2014
It performs 20,000 pulsing and 7,600 reversal movements per minute.

Is it really a toothbrush?? to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98251
 21.05.2014
For all of you:
to all:
You are all:
and there:
here here :
by this:
This is:

To all who answer the quotes: do not answer!
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It is true, sir!
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This is not a forum for you, Mashafa!
and----
I support the proposal)
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I agree entirely and fully!
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Go to Nashville!
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Totally agree with the author!
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No, let him argue!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98250
 21.05.2014
xxx: Write to Sergei Petrovich that we will be finishing the mechanism of defense against the fool.
Yyy: No, "from a fool" it is better not to write, he will be offended.
xxx: Then write "the mechanism of protection against SP"!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98249
 21.05.2014
News headlines do not cease to surprise. In Murmansk on a two-meter crocodile Fedu fell a bookkeeper weighing 120 kg.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98248
 21.05.2014
I am ballerina:
I watch the news. Here was released some shit Eduard Limonov in the air. He spoke there against Kiev and for Putya.
In fact, I am on the road myself.
But here's how suddenly Limonov turned from the "leader of extremists" to the "Russian writer" - this is already incomprehensible to the mind)))
Such a particular democracy.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98247
 21.05.2014
Fucking with their sandals with socks. I go all year round in the bars and I am fooled by what others wear, even if the penguins have their legs in their buttocks. And what you think about someone else’s shoes, I’m twice as upset. Get rid of humorous resources.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98246
 21.05.2014
The wicked:

In the army, in the training we had a soldier by the name of Rjadova, and another with the name of a relative. In the evening, when the senior arrived at the letter "R", it was fun:
The Order Order?! to
and I!
Ordinary relatives?! to
and I!

there are 2 options, either in the army and it is not worth going, because there are so many stupid that they do not know the native alphabet;
Or you are 3.14dubble!

It is...
Imho, everything was much simpler, the narrator remembered that both were on R, and when he recounted, he didn't turn up in sequence.
Now go, I started with a small letter.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98245
 21.05.2014
On the website of the Ulyanovsky blood transfusion station in the news hangs: "... More than 111 people took part in the action". So, think what happened to the 112-person and what went wrong.
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This is the Hobbit count (111 people = group).

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №98244
 21.05.2014
In the coffin.
I am looking for bla bla bla.
Why is "Higher"?
Type of type: Type of type. A stupid thing.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98243
 21.05.2014
xxx: What methodology is used in the development of your company?
Tagged: add
X: Have you ever heard of something like that? How is decoded?
Asshole Driven Development is called

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98242
 21.05.2014

The Right Sector intends to complain in The Hague to the separatists for violating the Rules of War.

When the right-wingers lay in shelter with a squaled fire, the militias shouted in the megaphone: "Who does not drop, is Moscow."

Furthermore, 100% deaths either from the bullets of the militiamen, or from yours, if you refuse to jump.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98241
 21.05.2014
Examiner after an hour after the delivery of tickets:
"Come on the monkeys! Or do you want to live forever?and "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98240
 21.05.2014
What about porn? Young, healthy people are doing something exciting and useful!

This is one of the most important things in the world.

If it were. Basically show a mandatory circus program for swallowing swords with the transition to rectomanoscopy for beginners. The actors resemble the marathoners, who, overcoming, must withstand the pace and do not fall asleep at the finish.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98239
 21.05.2014
A 120-pound accountant fell on a crocodile in Murmansk.
I never thought I would be sorry for a crocodile.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98238
 21.05.2014
My grandmother is a fierce fan of programs on radio and television about astrology and other similar heresy and when I am in her guests,it is forced to listen to this nonsense and here one day I came, therefore, to her and I hear how on the radio explain how to choose the right house in Israel (we live,in fact, in Israel)And here I hear something like this : the main thing is that there would be a room like a bomb shelter in the apartment (fairly,it is necessary,in Israel the situation is not always quiet) that the windows would go out not to the south (so right, in the summer on the south side as hot as it is)...I think, well, did my grandmother become normal broadcasts to listen?...In the meantime, on the radio continue to broadcast - but the most important thing would be about the outdoors

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98237
 21.05.2014
The acquaintance tells.
He brought, he said, a netbook home, and he found a wireless network, himself connected to it, downloaded updates and after reboot issued that he said I can't connect to the network.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98236
 21.05.2014
XXX: Now they called and shouted: Who am I and why did I argue with them?
X is wrong number.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98235
 21.05.2014
Jeskay: Pedophilia will be called such material on the site under investigation, which was able to subjugate the regular pedophile of Roskomnadzor. The manual work

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98234
 21.05.2014
- And there are specialists in this business, always interested in using gold in these cables?
As far as I understand the digital signal is transmitted in zeros and units, and it can not be transmitted badly, or yes or no, respectively and the difference in the image should not be whether it is a cheap or expensive cable.

Do you know where the audio is now? What units and units. Through the digital cables goes a warm lamp flow of data.

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