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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138311
 29.01.2017
What is the difference between a student having a proof base or not? The student knows that the universe was born as a result of the Big Bang, life was born in the ocean and splashed out, dinosaurs were extinct, and from them in the course of evolution happened all the different. To get into this logical line of God simply won’t work.
God made a big explosion and then burned Sodoma and Gomorrah.
zzz: By the way, is it possible that the Big Bang is the result of the divine curtain?
It is not a curtain, but the air of the Lord’s blessings.
WWW: Humanity as a result of the divine exorcism? Not canonically, but behaviorally.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138310
 29.01.2017
iPhone with GIFs, say...
The piple does not hide the essence, the piple hide the form of the supply. Nashri a bunch - no one will eat, but if you take it in a smoking on a lacquer in accompaniment of the orchestra - it will eat, the eyes will shrink from pleasure, and will ask for additional supplements. Or two people – they say essentially the same thing, but the first is stoned, and the second is still praying while alive. The fuck knows why!
This is the merit of apples in the ability to serve competently.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138309
 29.01.2017
XXX: Look at it. The text game
You see a powerful magical artifact "The weapon of literacy". It provides protection proportionate to the analphabetism of the enemy. What will you do
> Wear the armor
Once the armor finds itself on you, it begins to shrink, slowly crushing you.
End of game. You want to start from the last place to save.

Do I do wrong?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №138308
 29.01.2017
And generally speaking on the subject that you just need to stress, work and you will have everything, forget one simple thing, there are not so many highly paid jobs in the country. No more than 1/10. Freelancers and private are also not very helpful in such a situation, because if customers do not have money, then you do not have high earnings. In a country where about 75% of all goods are in 1% of the population (official statistics for the Russian Federation), it is already difficult to earn a piece of bread without pulling out this piece from another person's mouth.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138307
 29.01.2017
#stampank_forev

It is strange that none of the manufacturers had a guess to make a whistle and sound "chuch-chuch-chuch" accompaniment.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138306
 29.01.2017
by Stampank
#mad_science
Playing in the Steam

Imagine a maneuvering heat car with a hard transmission from a diesel. In general, with a hardness, N of the wheel = M of the knee wheel (say, the overturn valves allow you to reverse the engine, like on ship diesel). The maximum is somewhere 50, that is, with any tricks of the type of an external compressor propeller (not a turbine), it will not be able to drive less than 8, there are already non-working turns.
And now, so that this piece of pure madness could touch and get out on those 8-10, and even with the composition, we put pneumatic cylinders on it (classic, on the sides, with wheels!), and a battery of balloons-recoverers, in which at each braking we inject the air with these cylinders, and when touching we spend (more traumatic, since it is necessary to brake from 20-50, and touch only to 10-15).
And now, say, if it looks like a steam carrier, blows like a steam carrier, touches like a steam carrier, but is it actually a pneumatic recovery high-tech economical heat carrier with composite secure cylinders and computer-controlled valves, is it a stumppank or dirt?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №138305
 29.01.2017
So can it be not in education, when 95% of the population are idiots?

I think the USSR made education accessible not to them, but to those five percent of the population, which it held behind the iron curtain and even tried to multiply them from the outside (the same Capica). Then the iron curtain fell. They have gone. And we stayed.

by Amator

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138304
 29.01.2017
I love advertising in fashion magazines with displays: there are constantly placing themselves clothes catalogues. Such uncovered bullying - like, if you, the curvy, nothing went out, there is always a possibility to throw out all that bottle, and buy ready clothes. ))) It is strange that these publishers do not consider themselves competitors.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138303
 29.01.2017
Every time I see gossip about work, salary, freelancing and income, I am torn apart from the desire to write about what I was doing that would have ~300,000r per month almost without applying any effort.
But every time I shake myself. If everyone knew this, who would be a doctor? Who will clean the streets, who will be the seller? Who will work in the CB, who will administer? There will be only us everywhere, and no one will serve us.
Even here I take care of you! Your member.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №138302
 29.01.2017
Freelancing in Medecine

I do not understand what is in this world... but why does it seem to me that this niche is not normal, that a doctor for a normal earning has to go on three jobs! When a person does not rest, his productivity decreases. Remember how many times have you yourself started to confuse the simplest things from lack of sleep or fatigue? This is fucking doctor! A person from whose physical and emotional state depend on the lives of other people. After updating the day, he should rest for 3 days, get distracted from work, sleep, read professional literature and come to work with fresh brains. In fact what? And then we wonder why so many medical mistakes...
Will a sleeping pilot or air traffic controller be allowed to work? Unlikely to. How is the doctor different?
Stop the earth, I’ll go down.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №138301
 29.01.2017
> Considering that Goodmundsdottir is not a surname, but rather a paternity (type, Goodmundsdottir), There are no Icelandic names.

There was a good question of a la victory, what Buratino and Carlson have in common.
It was paternity.
and Karlovy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138300
 29.01.2017
Another anti-talent cooking in my sister.
Masha: Strangely, the appearance of shit and the taste of shit, and the above-voiced product I did not put in the stove.
I’ve got the same cake, I’ve got it. Could it be liquid?
Masha: On the contrary, they can be torn like bricks.
Natasha: How do you bite? I lay out circles with a diameter of 10 cm and close with a cover. As soon as I cooked, I turn around and close again. Then they become soft.
Masha: Shorts on something like a bowl without a cover, I turn every time after catching the dress, forging and identifying her next trophy from the teeth.
Natasha is...
Masha: If you come for the lamp today, you will get a free multi-functional bonus!! to
Thank you, but we haven’t had any problems since last time.
I haven’t been in guests for a week!
Natasha: It is now.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138299
 29.01.2017
I am against sex for sex. That is: 1) against having sex with someone you don’t love if you’re not married; 2) against having sex with someone other than your wife if you’re married.

222: Is masturbation a grave sin?

Only if you don’t love yourself.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138298
 29.01.2017
We will go another way. I’ll wear a pink coat and you’ll come and reinstall my window.

Do not act, man! We know those hats. Two thousand to go, heaven. How about the mortgage?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138297
 29.01.2017
By the way.

I had a small dispute with a friend. She told me that the new iPhone has six es, can take "Live Photos". That is straight super, miracles and magic straight like Harry Potter. I say that the gifs were invented hundreds of years ago, and such apple magic worked in the time of the 95th wing.

I shot specifically targeted anighiffs (not a piece of the video) and exactly portraits by genre (!) This is Konica-minolta Dimage X1. Moreover, the impression on the people they produced was exactly this, although the Anigifs as such had not surprised anyone for ten years. Take this antiquity and imagine a year. Yes, of course, it’s all an iPhone six Ace of Merit, ah. Whatever normal people do, in 10 years it will be re-invented by Apple. With the tablets, the duration was approximately the same. I remember myths and their parody story about the great self-made culibin, who in 1957 discovered the electric arc (read: for the first time in his lonely life saw a welder). That’s what Jobs’ father was doing, 100%.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №138296
 29.01.2017
A strong family is when she is beautiful and he is always guilty.

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138295
 29.01.2017
No, I definitely sat on the bench where the bloggers were fucking. Where does this passion come from for graphic art? Please forgive me.
by ******
...this is what I don’t like, when after the equator of the feast the participants differ by gender, and in the male part someone, already red, begins to excitingly describe the “case at work.” Here I want to say that such stories are everywhere and always the same. And they end up with the usual morale: I

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №138294
 29.01.2017
The first ninjas were parents stealing by a sleeping child.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138293
 29.01.2017
Ready to sleep

Women were prohibited from using their genitals as “a vase, box, mouse, safe or wallet.”

Fuck, my 3.14zda, as I want, so I use it!=

Immediately came to mind:

The virgin swam in the pond.
She swam at 3.14 am.
It is sad, of course,
Fishing is fishing.

c) the old part

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138292
 29.01.2017
You can save for an apartment. Again, they are familiar, not from high-colloids with a high salary, ordinary average people. The family is husband, wife, child. They lived in a family hostel, 10 years of life spent only her salary, he went to the fund for the purchase of housing. Only the wife in this apartment moved. As they bought, for a long time she could only talk about her apartment, and describing, for example, the tiles that they laid on the kitchen floor, she dreamingly covered her eyes. A heartbreaking spectacle.

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