My youngest star asked me to wash myself:
I am 5 years old!!! to
It goes out, dries - the hair hangs with cushions. We find out what soap - turns out to be my hair balm.
Send to wash.
She manages to find a large bottle of cream belonging to an older star.
I have to wash with "Fery". Two times.
As a mother of many children, taught to look for pluses in everything, so as not to go mad, I will say: GOOD WE DO NOT USE CREAMS-DEPILATORS!

According to a police spokesman in the German capital, the drug fell into the bananas, most likely, "due to a logistical mistake made at the transport phase."

1st It would be interesting to look at the face of another host who found... bananas in the banana boxes. Instead of hundreds of kilos of cocaine ;]
2nd It is interesting how much coke reaches the recipient if every couple of months the necessary boxes go to supermarkets due to a logistical error.
Three Supermarkets take bananas from suppliers, not themselves. What a chance that the same supermarket has already given the cox to the police for the second time, and no one else in the country found it. Somewhere in Germany there are probably very wealthy and smiling former truckers :)

xxx: I’m cooking the cultors that Horus told me.
He has a very interesting guy at work. In general, he saw that somewhere on the Internet give a rabbit in a cage for free. He took it to himself.
He ate the rabbit and sold the cage.

In a sappana car filled with schoolchildren, a voice is heard before leaving:
Check that you have not forgotten anything!
Whose iPhone is there?
Children are in panic:
Where is it?! to
No longer anywhere...

Natalia
Okay well. What do you want?

Ilya
I do not want to be here

Natalia
No, I’m not a wizard, I’m just learning.

Ilya
M is?

Natalia
I can feed you so that you are transferred to gastroenterology.

Ilya
This is an attractive suggestion ?

Natalia
I can still get injured, but I don’t have enough strength.)

Ilya
I’m injured in the corridor, I’m not so far away.

Natalia
Then only the first option.)

Ilya
I knew you were cooking well, but so much ?

Natalia
I cook divinely. for the sacrifice)

What is the movie "50 server failures"
I don’t know... fucking some :)

The Comrade!
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ZY: I thought about gathering the topics of disputes for a year, but first, I turned out to be lazy, and secondly, you are so fruitful that you just can’t do a single quote.
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Couldn’t you do this " in previous series" every month?
Or you won’t go in a couple of days and you don’t understand what you’re talking about.

I turned on the TV with my opinion, turned off - with the right

I went to buy a dress and didn’t come in.
I got upset and bought a cake.
Come in the shit!! to

Such things do not exist in nature. Girls don’t need sex as such, it only interests them as a source of material value.
— — —
Have you been back from Africa? Or where else has female circumcision survived until modern times?

I can’t calm down looking at that phrase (Google Translate, you’re, as always, on the height!) :D :D
"then you can change the amount and pereprovesti document."
Something from the class:
Do you speak English?
and yes.
Not a puppy (c)

The owner thought he had his own cat (one once rescued from the street). He had no idea that the cat would indulge in this: she could not be someone else’s, she walked by herself... around the apartment. And if he is lazy - because he wants to, and not from some duty there. The cat had no idea that her well-being and life itself depend entirely on the owner. So they lived, not quite understanding each other, but they were both happy in their own way. and together.

I am the provincial prostitute. Worked in the office. 2.5 For an hour in the hands of 1000, 500 driver and 1000 suter.
I worked 2.5 hours individually. All of mine. Minus 300 rubles for taxis and 200 rubles for prizes.
With some 5 per hour, but these are extremely rare.

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It has always been, and it will remain. without any compromises. This is SPARTA OPENSOURCE!! 1
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There are no guarantees, neither explicit nor implied. Everything works as it works.
Before using Ubilling, believers are advised to put a candle in the temple, atheists - hemorrhoidal.
We are not responsible for the chaos, panic, destruction and apocalypse arising during the operation.
If you have questions, try to read the documentation.
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By default, all bugs are bugs, if you think you’ve found a bug – try using it in everyday life well or tell us.
If you have some kind of hotel needed strictly for you - you can implement it yourself, or order, or continue to want. This is a hint that no one is suited to working full-time for free.

by Br.
x: Guess what’s inside the Tesla Model S battery compartment?
Finger batteries, Carl
y: There are murens and electric skates, not this fake with the dismantled new Lada Bereza
Z: No, there are two cats chewing around a wool blanket.

Quote from HELPDESK:
In the Chelyabinsk warehouse, the printing robot chews paper
Have you eaten it for the last time?

"Author of the report":
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and up. Have you tried reading them yourself? Tolkien has one of the hardest languages to read. Potter is out. I speak like someone who has read it.
Pratchett is fine. Asimov, Bradbury, Shekley, Heinlein are very good. Strugacki is great.
A schoolgirl who only watched films on Tolkien - forward, to the library.
and...
There is such a thing as subjectivity of perception. If you can’t read Tolkien, for example, it doesn’t mean that others find his writing style difficult.

The Hobbit read at the age of 6, the Lord at 11 in Russian and 15 in English. Great language, easy to speak. The Cheddar?

News on Yandex:
"In Berlin supermarkets again brought bananas with cocaine"
There are people living...

Cleara: Gender colleagues, could you rate your ability to have sex from 1 to 5 and explain what skills you scored for?
-T: I give myself a fifth, I am an offgenic barrel, the best! Lenin would not be ashamed of this.

xxx: A web designer, site architect, and computer security specialist gathered together to write a program for the drone.