When I get old and if I can’t digest meat, I’ll actively promote vegetarianism; if I can’t eat meat, I’ll have to ban the rest.

xxx: *Photo of the circle with the inscription in the frame from Heroes 3: "Astrology announced a tea week. The amount of tea has doubled."*
Yyy: But I drink only water.
XXX: The Zora
The tea is happiness.
God gave a cup and a cup of tea.
We were born to drink tea.
You just didn’t have a normal tea.
Fuck it, it comes out.
Yyy: What I am Cheetah

Flight Tokyo - Moscow - St. Petersburg.
The baggage from Tokyo was ordered to Moscow, in Moscow it needs to be received and handed over again.
xxx: Apparently, the Japanese airlines do not take responsibility for what happens to our luggage in Russia.
Yyy: No one takes responsibility for what happens to our luggage in Russia.

I am not in social networks, after the institute moved to another city, so I practically do not communicate with former co-cassians. And there's a call from the same group - have not been seen for 5 years. You are in Tula? Tanka in Saratov, and Dimka in Moscow, and Zhenka.
I ask: Where are you yourself?
In the bedroom, I put the child.
0 - O

Today the boss issued: "I am so glad that you work with me! If I had the opportunity, I would encourage you more". I was not confused: "Can I get a piece of a banana cake?"
And he is like "Yes, and the maffins eat".

We have two ads along the street in a row, one congratulates the city with the anniversary of 280 years, followed by the quote of Zhvanetsky, apparently the advertising place awaits the customer and so far on the shield placed what was closer to the heart of the owner of the agency: "Wisdom doesn't always come with age, sometimes age comes one!"

(Thinking at the glass for wine) Something I can’t remember where I pulled it from...

From our wedding. Such an unforgettable event, yes, dear?

At the age of 3 years because of a doctor's mistake I completely lost hearing.An inexperienced doctor prescribed the wrong medicine.I was sent to the capital.Mothers did not allow me to stay with me.Doctors and nurses had no time to watch me,episodially I was cared for by heart-healthy sanitaries, but most of the time I was on my own.I had paper and pencil.Truth, not very long,paper with pencil was picked by older girls. They often mocked me and even beat me.In the evening, lying in my bed, I looked out the window.There was another world: a tall building, remembered by me entirely glass, people walked around the glass, descended and climbed the stairs. The glass house seemed a miracle to me, especially these very stairs – black zigzags with scales.After a while, the bossy took over me a boy much older than me. He was 12, but he seemed to me terribly adult and tall.I don't remember his face, only a red cock with a cape and dark hair.He didn't let other children offend me.He sat on his shoulders and cuttled.I watched so I didn't forget to go to the dining room and eat.He took me to my mother when she came to visit me.I craved a cucumbers, sitting on a tough fanery seat in the hall, and my mother looked at me and cried.I was tired and dirty, he lost weight.When he recovered he finally went away.A guy in a red coat remained.He has no name, no face, only tall, thin and hairy with a caps.

Coaching is easy

Everything is right. When the baggage of knowledge does not correspond to the volume of the luggage compartment, the luggage compartment stops closing.
Some are very difficult to silence.

Most people should be afraid of themselves. To hurt others, you have to steal.

What would you do if you failed in a well? A boiler with communications, from which the cover of the boiler was slammed.
Well, first of all, we would remember to the seventh knee all the relatives of that "metallist", who closed this lid and utilities workers, who did not take measures to finish the hole. Then they would try to get out, but suppose the stairs were hardened. Would you call for help? There is no one nearby: a well in the desert. Yes, you have a phone. But, as in a bad series: “I had a battery.”

But the dog, who fell into such a well yesterday in Nikolaev, made sense. He bite the cable, the entire area remained without internet for three hours, but repairers from the provider after 10 minutes already found the cause of the breakdown, called the Ministry of Emergencies, which got the "divorce" and identified him in the receiver.

P.S The dog became the hero of the day and his "adoption" has already been set up.

As of January 25, 2017, jumping with six is included in Mexico’s compulsory school program.

X: Raise animals initially without a brain.
Y: They’ve already tried – the deputies do.

xxx: if Kaspersky on the "protected computers" starts counting bitcoins, then for users nothing will change

Lena - the girl is very beautiful and the eye rests on her, but the rest is excited.

Do you know how your girlfriend is different from Jesus? Jesus will never abandon you.
But Jesus is fictional.
Just like your girlfriend.

I remember looking at my grandmother’s old photos of the 20-40s. All the men in the pictures are in sheep, carpets, cotton, valleys... and the grandmother says, “Look at how the men dressed before, you can sleep all night in the snow drunk, and you, fools, don’t even wear clothes!”

I was returning from a business trip in a car. 200 km to the house remained, the mood was great, a couple of hours, with a tail, and came.

I see a girl voting at the stop:

Are you not in town?

Sit down beautiful.

The city of the lady for me is a transit, I will land somewhere in the district, there will be.

They met along the way, they were resting with friends in the village, they fought there with everyone and decided to leave, I also said a few words about myself. Usually I laughed, and then I laughed more and answered questions. I liked it more and more and more, and when we stopped smoking and my companion bowed to the smoke that was not thrown to the urn, I was beaten to drink.

I thought, do you know how to repair cranes?

As far as I am concerned, I think yes.

Maybe you will see? He has been in the kitchen for a week.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuu! There is. Well, I'll come home a little later, only if she's seriously running the crane, I can't fix it, I've been different)

We arrived in the city, the girl asks to go to the store, the guests were not waiting, only there is no money. Okay, there is no problem. When she stood up in front of the window with alcohol and asked, "Are you in a hurry? "I understood with the crane, most likely, everything is okay. They took a cognac, candy, snack there all kind of nonsense and went to her.

- We have the grandmothers in the entrance, tortured later, I will go forward to cover the table, come in 15 minutes. The second entrance, an apartment.

I was stressed, but I didn’t look:

Tell me your phone number if I get lost. ? to

The battery, you will find.

Stumbling into the cheek, she disappeared in the arc. He smoked, listened to “Europe” and went. So, in the second entrance of the apartment N is not, it is in the fourth, it is worth calling the home phone? The Lošara! I still picked up, a man’s voice asked, “Who?”

He sat in the car, smoked a cigarette, turned off the comments of the inner voice, but one he managed to stumble:

Was he wasted? Go go go home.

The task is assigned to a first-class student who does not know Edmons Dantes and Evelyn Bledans, so really thank you for watching Star Wars.

The claims are not to the first-class student - he is good, but to his parents, who did not have three names for two.

As a resident of the city of Moscow

Sooner or later I come to the idea that everything I have to be recorded in the tax code, everything I do not have to be recorded in the criminal code.

People like you are called fools. Read carefully: A educated person, doing his own way, IS trying to minimize the inconvenience for others." What does it mean he is looking for an opportunity not to interfere, and not an excuse for his own shame (as fools do)