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Men and girls, readers of BORA! I offer all-serunetovsky flashmob - at least one day to spend the right way, not as many are used to. Thus e. To be polite in spite of anything, to bring garbage to the urn, to skip female faces (helping them open doors), to give a place to the elderly. Try not to argue. We need no one but ourselves. Not to the state, not to the authorities, not to anyone. Let’s just start with ourselves. At least for one day. If you want, you can continue.
If you agree and do, press +. If not, ignore it. To get to the first page of the best - there are more People. I do not expect more.

+1000, I propose to do not 1 day, but the 2nd specific 8 and 9 March, we will make our women a double gift, raise their mood!

And of course, we do not arrange all sorts of drinks, namely, we do a celebration for girls! ^ ^ ^

Emotional Hits:

Venus is tired! They want freedom!

Saxon: The throat with a dead grip compresses the years...

Saxon: I’ve eaten a piece of the test, now it’s hard to crack,

Saxon: I only have to cry!! to

A sentence from an offended woman:
Do not touch my dignity with your shortcomings.

By the way a person pronounces the word Random, one can understand that he started studying English earlier, or programming.

K to:
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xxx(23:57:47 19/02/2009)
Is Minsk Belarus?

yyy (23:58:06 19/02/2009)
Belarus is a tractor.
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This is the refrigerator ;)

xxx: entered in translate.google.com "Have you lived a grandfather", in English it turned out: "Once upon a grandfather yes woman".

Strange, but I did it:

grandfather had lived da baba
I didn’t put a defiant.

xxx is a baby ?

yyy: ah)))))))

xxx: da baba in da house)))))

imBOT was kicked by Anidm
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My sister is an educated chemist, I used to sometimes drink with her peers. And sooner or later, some of them always said "Taak! I need a wolfram corbid!"And he went somewhere...

Only then I learned that tungsten carbide is written as "WC".

c) Quarterly

xxx: Regarding the fish, by the way, I didn't tell you how we lived in our apartment, in the bathroom, in a thick bowl?
YYY: *ROFL* Who is it? not eat!
That is the fish!
xxx: I tell you - in a fish store, in the market began to sell live fish. My dad loves to eat fresh fish. He bought this pollen, brought home, the fish is still alive, in the package shakes.
xxx: Well, we are all, the ichthyologists foolish, let her in the bath, she’s like killing!)) Okay, she is alive.
No one in the family was washing for 3 days. There lived a bulldozer. We even tried to feed him. Then Dad got it, he got it, and on the bowl. The day probably no one talked to Daddy, let alone that there was Tolu! He almost became my friend! :D
Ahahaha, you are burning!

Question: Hello Doctor, I have a question. When having sex with my wife I have no problems, and if I want to have sex with another woman there are problems in the absence of an erection. Why is it happening?
Answer: Because the conscience is awakened.

Aaa... I knew, I knew that the conscience where on the fuck talks :)

I like to bite your ear :D
Kitty: here I will bite your ear and play with it myself.)
ZloyBober: I don’t like this trend.

Ceramic: vodka "soft", juice "famous", cigarettes "light".... so what’s so fucking that, fool?

I live with my parents and in the same room with my younger brother. My brother I already trained when I had a girl pretending to be blind-deaf and dissolve around the corners of the apartment. But curses always happen.
Wonderful day, beautiful girl, we only get to know each other closer... the door opens. This is a miracle of nature. He runs to the bedside of the head of the bed... We don’t notice him, then he says, “Masha, I don’t look!Take the most necessary thing – the clock (this is if you have two!!) Mobile phones and running away.
I give Machine my chest, she covers her legs with fear and compresses them (my palm is just between them), and breaks my finger.
The State! Provide people with housing...

"Kozel" – Beer with your character

How was your first driving day? =) is
It is great! Even around the city, InstuHtor was silent all the way.
The young man! I believed in you! and ;)
You did not understand, WOW. When I was on the road for some reason suddenly turned 150 degrees (approximately) at a speed of 60, he went so far and sat with his face blunt, all white. But was silent. 0 ?
Well the devil. I would be ashamed to be with such a girl.

Justone (c)

What about blackjack and prostitutes?
Bird of Happiness: I don’t know the blade, but we’ll come

1: came from America car, and under the counterfeit in the trunk found cowards
Do you have an antisanos car?
1: not
2: then this is a special option for machines without antifungal - spare trousers

Only in Siberia, looking at the swamps and slightly warming sunshine, you can say with enthusiasm: "Spring..."

Why don’t I have a boyfriend?
Because you’re not feminine enough.
It is like Nihua!! to

From the discussion about wearing shortcuts:

Do you have a kitchen knife at home? How many bodies are there?
About 160 bars, 30 sausages, several dozen corners and 200 eggs. I do not remember the others...