About the photo contest (with voting):

There are pictures so intense that even missing them is disgusting.

1st
Same as how?

2nd
As a Ruby

1st
How is a black shit between two papers?

2nd
This definition is even better.

Having sex with a new guy. I must say that he was very, very good. I ask him: "Where did you learn that?))", and this fool began to run around the room and sing "porno, porn, fun and fun"...

I am using Windows 8. The internet disappeared. See also certificate function. I call. Internet Explorer opens with a message that the page is not found, then something in his brain clings, and he flies out.

The certificate of the lack of connection to the Internet, which is on the Internet... Genius. After that, the winnie’s requests to present her with a real admin, and not with me, the miserable fake, no longer seem like such an idiotism.

How I am angry with pigeons, who first get their pets, and then look for a way to get rid of them, because somehow not.
Because your head needs to think before you start.
A pet is essentially a child, a child that will never grow up and with him will always be a gemor, like with a year-old carapace.
Fuck, I have to understand.
and be fully aware of your responsibility for this child when you have a short circuit in the brain "HASCUSTENOCHA-A-A!"

We have a horse on the lawn.
He is so healthy that he hangs low.
All the babies passing by look very carefully at the horse.
All the men look very closely.

And also the rains about the admins sang "I hurt to see the white light, I better in total darkness. I’ve been dreaming about food for a lot of years. 😉

Alcohol and cigarettes were restricted. and Nippet.
On dating sites there are perverse people and TP. and Nippet.
Complaints in quotes on complaints in quotes. In general nifty.

I found a funny post about cats. Absolutely happy!

(xxx recently accidentally lived with one communion with gastarbayters)
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xxx: but there were of course their ugars as a drunk man went naked on the big
xxx: his guard asked he said he was quite aherel
xxx: he says - so if it rains on the street, I'll wash my cowards
XX: logic unstoppable because on the street and the truth was rainy

We’ve been together for almost 3 years, actually.

You live in another city and you go to her once a year.

HHHH - UHH

When I watch adult movies, I immediately recall the pioneering slogan: “More work, less words. be ready! Always ready!”

This people is just amazing...
They were banned from smoking in public places – they were fooled in the elevator!!! to
They protest! %d

I am going to take the exam in the morning, I read the horoscope:
Today you will have to deal with someone very incomprehensible. And what is most unpleasant, at the same time, you will probably have to smile diligently and demonstrate admiration for the intellectual abilities of the interlocutor in every way.

Walked somewhere in the street.
I see the ads hanging.
Located near the metro.
Chuchmek slightly squeezed the sheet with glue.
And then carefully smashed each breaking leaf and glued them too.

Take a taxi from SMS spam. Order your car to remote areas from different phones. Let’s hit the rubles!

XXX: How are you?
YYY: Hi, thank you very much
I see you pinch me from time to time.
XXX: What am I doing?
YYY: Well, yeah, it’s like ticking a stick and watching whether it moves or not.

When the mind comes to mind,
The brain lies in the darkness of reality.
You can read "They’ve borrowed",
You will realize that you are normal.

I went today with my mom to the landscape, and there is an advertisement board. On one of them was written:
Dear holidaymakers, please do not feed the dog. The Secretary"
Mom not long thinking got the pen and with the words:"Something is missing" wrote "Feed the guard".

The one who is responsible for everything is hard to call for an answer.

About small miserable dogs that are dragged under the mouse.

Unfortunately, I could not briefly tell this story, but I think the story is very fun and interesting, even with my chrome narrative.

A day ago, I went to a shopping center in Stratford to buy a new shirt and tie. Going out of the store stumbled on a beauty, very short clothes, a strange color of skin, walked instead of shoes and a hairy creature with a sleeve. In London, we see such a rarity. Looking at this vanity creature (I am about the dog) I remembered interested in the story from my past.
In the late 1990s, I had a fighting dog of the boxer breed. A normal animal, but unfortunately stupid, the dog got me by chance, already grown up so that it is probably not worth blaming me for the stupidity of the animal. I led Santa to a special training, I think “OPS”, it was a special program where dogs were taught to protect the owner, to perform the command of fass, causing maximum damage to the attacker. I remember it was the 90s.
The dog trained at our club around 20-30. Basically, bulterier, Staffordshire terrier, dobermans, rottweilers and boxers.
Instruction was very intense from the dogs made combat vehicles.
The training was conducted in the woods, the people gathered specific, strong necks, heavy chains, I hope understand.
Everything was very serious, strictly, manly, until one day we came to the training, I would say not flying, cute, airy creature, in a pink suit with a light head. I think her name was Alice, so Alice brought a small dog, I can be mistaken, probably a dwarf bulldog, a face like a boxer, ridiculously snooping, and the size of a medium shoe.
We didn’t get an instructor, I thought Alice was just, confused, and just wanted to teach Tesic to sit and lie.
Alice and Tesic did not miss any lessons, Tesic was a very obedient dog, but to see without colics in the stomach as he performed, the command of fass, it was impossible, he was very funnyly running, curved and sharply jumped up to at least somehow jump to the chest of the attacker, our dogs were taught to work on the throat.
Once, without Alice, we asked the instructor why this circus, he replied, Tessic may and will not be able to protect the hostess, but shake the attacker and give the hostess a few seconds to escape in his power.
Tesic and Alice did not appear at the training for a month, we began to forget the evil flights of Tesic, as one Tuesday we saw a familiar pink suit and after a few steps we saw Tesic. Tesic looked strange, his little body was overwhelmed, but as I thought he was walking proudly, if you can say as a hero.
Alice said she was attacked a few weeks ago by a man trying to rape, rob, and possibly kill. When he showed her a knife and ordered her to dress up, she was frightened, her legs became cotton, and her head stopped working from horror.
After a few moments, Alice heard an animal crying, full of pain. There was a shadow in the face of her rapist. Tesic, taking off, stepped his small teeth into the maniac’s nose, while very quickly rubbing his face with his tiny legs.
The rapist whispered, Tesic waved, snorted and snorted at the same time, and Alice was afraid to crush.
The attacker managed to pull the dog from his face and he rushed away, but Tesik laughed and tried to catch him where he was on his curved legs.
Alice cried when she told us about her misfortune, and her harsh faces showed respect for the small but fearless hero.

And what happened to Tesic, why he was in the bandages, one of us asked.
And he was in the bushes, answered Alice.
These are funny, handsome dogs.