Someone’s wiped wifee grid appeared at work. I ask my colleagues whose, they say, is Vasina. I ask the password, they answer - Vasya terribly matts and does not stir. I approach you.
Give the password to the turnet.
- Fuck you shit, says Vasya and smiles cleverly.
I go. I connect, click.Accurately, in the bottom register, without gaps.

YouTube video: "How quickly to remove a whisker?"
The video is 21:15...

She: and right I understand that on the day of the end of the world you can put your naked ass in Instagram, because then everyone will die and fool already?
He is: Yes. Tell all your lovely friends about it.

Thanks for the dates instead of the page numbers!

Announcement on the website:
I sell a computer (system unit and monitor). Almost no one used it. The Targ.
The comments:
Nikolai: Marina, write at least something about the computer, which processor, mother, operating device, video, hard drive, which monitor
Marina: Nicholas, frankly, I don’t really understand computers, send your address electric. I will send you pictures of the computer.
Nikolai: Marina, you better send your photos, but what to watch on the computer :)

by warranty_voider
The magnet must be scattered into two monopolies.
It does not work, it is prohibited. There is an anti-monopoly committee.

You don’t understand the beauty of a 20-meter-long car.
The Limousine O?
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The last wedding in this century dedicated to the beautiful date will be held on 12 December 2012 and the census of debils will be completed!

The best incentive to move!

In the mid-1980s in the USSR began a passionate fascination with astrology, extrasensory and parapsychology. The President of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR Anatoly Alexandrov, who at that time was already in the honorable ninth tenth, told then:
In 1916, my sisters became engaged in spiritism. There are always such fun moments. My father, addressing them, said:
“I can still believe that you can invoke the ghosts of Leo Tolstoy or Anton Chekhov, but that they talk to you, fools, for two hours, I will never believe!”

If money is lost or stolen, the wise Jews say, “Thank you, Lord, for taking money!”

Reminded of the old story, when a man bought a guira when he was in command, and he was lazy to carry 16 kg by train home, he sent it to himself by post.
From Russia to Russia. This is the post of Russia.

He was informed that the mail had arrived in a damaged condition. He was very surprised, WHAT can be done with 16 kg of giraffes?! 8 ( )

Gary broke his pen.
So he got her. The pen separately, the ball separately. and :)

I drink myself tea. My mother (M) says:
M: Why are you doing it so hard?
I: Yes, I am bold, sharp, as a bold bullet.
The bullet is stupid.

Talk to your parents :D

I come from work, change clothes, go into my daughter’s room to kiss. It wipes and wipes tears. I don’t understand, okay...I go into the kitchen. My husband decided to clean up the potatoes. The picture is like this: a package of potatoes on the floor, garbage, a pot with water and a dark-dark concentrated man, straight all the universal sorrow on his face. I stood astonishing...And then...I understood...Five minutes later I joined my daughter))))))))))))) The technology was like this: I cleaned the potato, threw it into the water, pulled the cat out of the potato bag, took the potato, cleaned it, put it in the water, pulled out the cat, took the potato, cleaned it, put it in the water, pulled out the cat.

From the discussion of the distribution of the Japanese language textbook in djvu format:
"Help the people! and what to open it up?I don’t know what the hieroglyphs are..."

I am going to take a mortgage.
Why Why?
You have to live for something.

If you think that only men can chew eggs deliciously, then you’ve never seen a girl chew her cheek after shaving.

I have a mental disorder.
O O O O?? to
She thinks it’s real 😉

What else (other than sex and money) can one person give to another person in the modern world?
One person can give another in the nose or in the jaw.

At 2 o'clock at night, parents go to bed and ask for bread to go down (argument: you don't sleep, and we don't cry in the morning) I come to the 24-hour market (not far from home) at the box I meet a man of 30 years old (with wild fear and confusion in the eyes), who was washed out for plasticine at 3 o'clock at night from home (mission impossible, of course, plasticine was not there) I understood that my wife could become a bigger scapegoat than my parents))