Ukrainian prosecutors are so harsh that...

In one of the capital hospitals for medical care and complaints about headaches, the prosecutor for supervision of investigation of important cases by investigators of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine appealed.
As a result, it was discovered that he had a gunshot injury to the head."

O_O

In the store they gave a surrender and five fell. I say a little rabbit, please raise it up. Then the man next up and gives me with the words "I am of course not a rabbit... ". The little one was so upset, why did he raise it?? to

Qwerty: Hello
asdfgh: Hi
Qwerty: How are you?
asdfgh is great. U is?
Qwerty: I am sorry, I don't know English very good...
asdfgh: then write in Russian and don't fuck up

by Daisy!That Saturday was Friday the 13th!
Mr. Di is genius!

Men prefer to watch movies where they kill a lot, quickly and easily.

Painlessly...

But women like to watch someone slowly and

He dies painfully.

We implemented SAP in a company. It turns out that for one of

Business processes will have to write an additional program. Our analyst

spent many hours with the customer manager, clarifying the technical task

For the programmers.



- Well, and the last question, says the analyst to the employer. What we will be

What if such a situation arises?

And he describes the manager the option of executing the business process, never before.

This was not discussed.

No, this situation is not possible. It is not worth it and

The manager is responsible for him.



What to do? As a result of this, our analyst

He writes in these tasks:

In case of such a situation, send a message to the screen.

“Call the manager like that, the phone like that” and indicates the name and

The manager’s phone.



And finally, the long-awaited moment of implementing the system. At the end of the first

The manager calls us and cries:

What a fuck that is. 300 people called me today. Working

is impossible. What did you bring there?



by Igor Levitsky (www.privettoronto.com)

Scientists have discovered a new species of fish - fish falls. It doesn’t get caught and it’s all here.

24: [ 30 ] added 2009-02-18 18:57
48195 (preserved 2009-02-18 at 16:00)
We start gymnastics for those who read Bach.

The minimum program:
Straighten the back.
Remove the hand from the beard.
I closed my eyes for 5 seconds.

The optimum program:
They stood up, stood up, and made a couple of easy fastenings.

The maximum program:
- Press the cross in the upper right corner and push to work-sleep-eat-have sex-feed a cat-walk a dog-prepare for the exam (need to emphasize)

Do not eat at the table!! to

P.S Thank you very much to the one who first wrote about the left hand on the beard! Your contribution to the health of the nation is invaluable, friend!

_________________________________________

Stop crawling in your nose!! to

_________________________________________

Fuck, why are you looking at me?

8 What did you drink?
yyy: file settings of the month :)
XXX: O_o
yyy: mart.ini :)

The reason for the poor operation of ventilation is most likely that someone from the above residents deformed or completely blocked the ventilation mine, setting up a niche in it for the installation of a refrigerator.
This is diagnosed in a simple worker-peasant way: you climb the roof, approach the head of the ventilation mine and throw a large, heavy, sharp break in it. If the windshield is not damaged, the breakout flies to the first floor and blows about the foundation of the house. And if he is stuck in one of the built-in refrigerators, then the diagnosis has been confirmed and can be filed in court on the subject that damaged the common property of the residents of the ICJ. The Chaus (YUK)

22: [ 28 ] added 2009-02-18 11:54
I go with my girlfriend.
She has a suitcase with clothes, seven bags with books on psychology and a Japanese sword.
Something terrible

Not to sink. The Turman Mind is a good body.

Romque (05:14:32 18/02/2009)
I would say that I want a full implementation of WinAPI in *Unix-systems, but I would rather say that I want in the passport in the column "married to:..." see your name -)

From news.ru 18.02.09
Dutch scientists have found a pill for bad memories

Is it called now?

From the arms forum, a question was asked about wearing bracelets.

and XXX:
The bracelets are a special means, as is the rubber hose (PR). Their use and acquisition by citizens is not regulated. Accordingly, following the principle of "all that is not forbidden is allowed", you can buy and wear them. However, not all shops will sell them to the citizen. A lot of places where this will require a private security guard license or an ID of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. Yes, and in the case of a SM inspection, they can be murky when they are detected.

There is no limit to human wisdom. "Evrika!" said the self-defense man and went to... the sex shop for handcuffs in pink fur. After that, all the questions immediately disappear: "Why do you need handcuffs, citizen?", "For intimate games with your wife/girlfriend"))

YYY :
At the same time, a f-simulator, instead of a rubber hose bought...

Go to hell with your banned advertisements, dead people, beaten girls! You enter the resource to laugh, you leave with no mood! Stop your crackdown, especially here! There are a lot of forums where you can pick up anything you want! Find a place to have fun! They got already!
As you write yourself "do not remain indifferent" and "support the quote"

One step from love to hatred, it was taken by my girlfriend walking down the stairs with my MacBook Pro in her hands.

Stash walked the street, I see, the old lady of the stinking appearance clings to a kind of stuntman, and that little thing in her hand... and I thought it was all a little thing?)))

xxx (21:20:28 18/02/2009)
It’s fun to keep an emo at home.

xxx (21:20:37 18/02/2009)
You come home and it makes you happy.

xxx (21:21:03 18/02/2009)
You go away and he6o with such anxiety in the eyes of smoooootrit and playachat

When did you get married to your husband?
Yyy: not so long ago... at the end of January, there is no more month 😉
XX: Where the world turns
YYY: What is it?
XXX: I tell you
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Why at 20 years old?
What’s the difference, please tell me?Is it 20 or 25?
XXX is not important
Yyy: there is absolutely nothing changed... as they lived two and a half years ago, so we live)))
Why is the wedding?
Yyy: and then what had to be legalized)))
XXX Why?
YYY: borrowing

I suggest putting a healthy iron bullet into orbit. You can use more enemy satellites.