I think that the guys who call their girlfriend "zaja" do not say so by chance. I’m looking forward to "Bla already"

Ten years ago, I was a normal man. They were pirates. Five years ago I learned that I was natural and they were blue. Now I am a homophob, and they are homosexual!
Maybe it’s time to get them back in the pitch!

From Vichy:

I went to the store. The underwear was placed in two baskets – for the righteous women and for the sinners.

From Support Service:
Please tell me if there is a smartphone on this phone, if there is no one, how to install it, and most importantly, how to use it! I would very much like to know. Thanks for earlier.

Today, as the last loophole, I went to work on a trolleybus.
Do you usually go to Maryland?
In the bus.

I remembered here — one day I joked — and gave the carbists the phone of a friend-Yehovist, and specifically driven. To this day, I wonder who is who?

Married is when you used to eat a naked "Doshirak" for lunch, and now a young wife carefully adds two tablespoons and a tablespoon of mayonnaise to it.

Saturday morning at work. The New Uranium. There is snow outside the window.
In the office, it sounds like it’s so cold, right? The BRR!
He was not in court for a month.

The rainbow is a rare and beautiful natural phenomenon.
And whoever considers the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality is a pidoras.

Smiled before sleeping.
I want a Porsche...
Wife of Borges? Tomorrow I swear. Red as you like.

Misterio: It is the first of June. Day of Protection of Children
Misterio: on this day, children will drink cola, swim in the fountains, build and break pebbles, beat themselves and each other on the head with plastic bottles from under the cola and sand blades.
Misterio: Generally speaking, behave as always xD

Instead of drawing up what you have the subtle inner world in the column "About yourself", copy your girlfriend’s columns of pseudo-high-intellectual quotations and give a splash of interests in the style of "running on the slopes, smiling in the rain", write briefly and clearly - "I’m an ordinary dumb ass!"

After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

Because of you, I know who Sasha Gray is, but I have no idea what she looks like.

Did you get the sauce? There are some smaller ones there now.
- ah, and then we will be told that large sausages are feeding, and sausage experts only eat small ones.
The cupcakes are five :)

Usama_Bin_Laden: The temperature of ignition of the gas is about 500 degrees. Fuel temperature of gasoline is 300 degrees. Are you afraid to leave your car in the sun?
If serious, the gas is a fairly safe substance. It’s not as volatile or as fuely as it seems. No need to fear him at all.

Lerius: A person with such a nick can be trusted in explosive safety issues. =) is

From the review on the cleaner for pipes "Pothan":

The Dignity:
Eliminates clogging and everything living within a radius of 3 meters.

The shortcomings:
I was almost removed too.

When I was 18, life seemed to me as long as Transib. Now I’m 50, and she doesn’t seem like a school ambulance.

And the idea of changing the name of the EGE to the State Certification of Graduates of the New Model does not seem unfounded.

Windows 8.1 – the first major update of Windows 8:

8.11 for working groups