Dersaid
I love you

Behavioral_
Eptva Mother! And again??? to

Dersaid
What?

Behavioral_
Oh fucking! Although you have beautiful and light hair, very pleasant appearance, slim figure! You have brains and great character. But there is one but!!! to

Behavioral_
You are a fucking man!! to

I had to get up in the mood this morning. = = )
In general, the standard morning procedure: dress, coffee, on the stairs to smoke the first cigarette. I am standing, weighing, weighing. From the upper floor slowly descends a neighbor boy of seven years. The further dialogue:
Good morning young man!
It is no longer morning. It is three o’clock in the day, so today you will not be given and you will not be a man.
After a cup of coffee, I try to get out of the situation:
Boy, why don’t they give me? I am an adult, a cute person, I can say.
The guy looks at me like an idiot and explains.
“Whoever rises early, God will give him, and he will not give you too soon. And my dad said that whoever is not given, is not a man. understandably?
It is clear)

This is fucking. You need to get up earlier.
They will definitely give us! c) butthead

We have a new secretary - then the documents will be lost, then they will not be sent there. Angry inexorably. Today I forgave her everything. She ran through the corridor. Turn of 90 degrees. She did not fit in him. Lyoko is in the wall. He stopped, shaken his head and continued to run. It’s like life is like that.)

I go with my girlfriend.
She has a suitcase with clothes, seven bags with books on psychology and a Japanese sword.
Something terrible

by K
48049 (saved 2009-02-17 at 16:35)
Sonechka: I say to him, Sunny, put on a hat, or the snow is coming. The head will get cold, what will you then program?... and he answers me so boldly: Like Microsoft, drink!
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Niipazzo is a wrapped word.

I can’t think about cows. I immediately fall into grief. They are associated with the deaf village.
WOW: I am sorry for them. They are good. They are exploited inappropriately. They do not regret at all.
I like their nose...so wet funny.
My tongue is in jelly.

Artur Novak
Are you all drinking?

Bonus is
not regret ourselves.

Bonus is
Alcohol is destroyed

Bonus is
So that others do not stumble.

Artur Novak
The Timorese

Bonus is
The glasses

To all lovers of half, quarter, and other pink hearts, I propose to bring to my moles for tomorrow that on February 14, 1994, Chikatilo Andrei Romanovich was shot, also in a sense a victim of love for body parts. Send the chickens.

by zork #23
Everybody is out of the ass...and what should I do now?
and
kmatalist
I will tell you
The word is so
at "work" starts
It ends at 6 p.m.

Recently, almost all the humorists on the television are afraid to tell... and the dwarves of dwarves from the tower read, and grit-like, I was written here.
Dornov Odmin Basha, Huiase O_o

People, explain, please, if you are putting on the phone call dubble calls (like children’s voices, stupid phrases, etc.).And then when you are called in a public place, you are in angry convulsions trying to pull out the phone faster and answer so that no one hears this nonsense?

Sooner or later you will get married. A good man or

Condoms are bad.

Three facts – one positive, the second negative, the third terrible.

Together, there is a very black humor.

1st Muzzammil Hassan founded a television station in New York.

Overcoming negative stereotypes about followers of Islam.

Good thing, necessary, because there are such stereotypes.

2nd His wife, with whom he has two children 4 and 6 years old, complained to the police

For acts of violence by the spouse and filed for divorce.

Three He cut off her head.

Yesterday in the news heard that Lužkov proposed to take away the property from

The oligarchs. Probably argued with his wife.

K to:
" From the forum:
I work in the universe. The only color printer ES-no is with me (well engineer though ;-) )
A teacher (a grandmother-historic) arrives, asking to print on a color printer, large, the name of the newspaper "Russia of our days". It is printed in the colors of the Russian tricolor. When I said that it’t work, I started screaming and quarrelling.
Okay, figured with her, to argue with herself is more expensive. Printed on 3 pages:
"Russia and Russia"
"Our" is blue.
"The day" is red.
The grandmother went to complain to the rector that I was sabotaging my job and brought her a clean sheet. Get rid of this work..."

It is right, fucking! Get rid of! Is it a guy who doesn’t know about the contours?

Conversation of 2 friends (p1) and (p2)
p1 in the innet for virginity a quarter of a million backs given
P2 I stepped down.

It is when in the abyss you read only short quotes.

Only in Siberia can you find a red black.

Where is the dollar going now?
FANTOM: The dollar is going to the ass, but on the road is constantly jumping!

I bought a cooking costume. The girl said we were going to play a role-playing game: I was going to be in a chef costume and she was going to be in a turkey costume. And I’ll cook it...
c) Nigmat