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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97953
 15.05.2014
You shouldn’t turn on the TV and the brain at the same time. These are incompatible things like a fireplace and air conditioning.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №97952
 15.05.2014
News: "The most stressful work in Russia is named". First the insurance, then the management of personnel and marketing.

The comments:
What about miners, steel workers, firefighters?
They don’t have time to get depressed, they’re too busy for such a shit.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №97951
 15.05.2014
I work in the pharmacy, the customer is pleased.
The guy (P) comes, asks for Vitrum tb.and vitamins)
Q: Who is the manufacturer?
I: Unifarm, United States
P: OOOO... no, I have sanctions on America, let me say something else!

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97950
 15.05.2014
Sometimes I feel like you were born with the wrong leg.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97949
 15.05.2014
Ekaterina
Sakura, what about the site?

Alexander is
With which?

Ekaterina
With my own! ?

Ekaterina
When will you take him?

Alexander is
When you come and prepare the borscht
As if there was a contract - you make a borst, I - a website

Ekaterina
One thing stops me...
If only the border...

Alexander is
Only Borges
I don’t need anything more)

Ekaterina
Give me your content too!!! to

Alexander is
Oh, you are talking about it ?))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97948
 15.05.2014
On the topic of bees in mailings of the Russian Post:

So can you send a bee in boxes of under-iPhone iPads and other highly stolen equipment? Even though the week is similar (:

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97947
 15.05.2014
In the work:
Do you have Chrome sensitive to the register of letters?
Like, you start entering PrIFK in the address line, and chrome begins to cry.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97946
 15.05.2014
It should not die!

More inside than outside.
You are about what? The Tardis?? to
The women’s bag.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97945
 15.05.2014
Task: Find the "surplus" word by defining your own reasoning algorithm:
- Oftalmologist
chemistry
The Unicorn
The apple

I: I found several "algorithms" Apple - about the female race, 2. the unicorn, as he is a myth, 3. A chemist - in the other words there is the letter "O" and "4", again a chemist - it begins with an agreed letter... you can probably come up with something else :-) Oh! 5 is Oftalmologist - because I have never touched him before :-D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №97944
 15.05.2014
Chief desant officer of Russia, Colonel-General Vladimir Shamanov said that he “absolutely does not care” the inclusion of his name in the sanctions list of the European Union in connection with the events in Ukraine.Shamanov about the sanctions:- It is absolutely purple to me.- And you are not going to the United States?- If the Supreme Commander-in-Chief gives an order, I will go.
Commentary: On the tank. Head of the column "Letters"

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97943
 15.05.2014
SpuggY: you should buy a pair of spare cameras and a rem, the two stick.
Madsonic: so swear
Spuggy: No, I need a wheelchair.
SpuggY: and also bike warrior, bike tank and cyclist)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №97942
 15.05.2014
This is:

I went to a big hypermarket. I go and look at the sides. Here I notice the department with toys, and there a bunch of different machines: collectors, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in an instant I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to go to the products, that would buy for myself what to do at work, to eat at lunch.

What a shit... I needed to buy a postcard for our anniversary at work. I have a good bookstore next to my house. I stand in a line at the box office and suddenly see that they sell kaleidoscopes, and I have loved them since I was a child. They are quite expensive, indeed, infection, but nothing that I don’t earn? I bought a small one and I am very happy with it now. I have an organiser at my desk, and my co-workers often ask me to give a choleydoscope to play. Yes, I am not a jade.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97941
 15.05.2014
to this:

In the bowl:
"they earn gastronomic amounts"

Thus e. They work for food.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №97940
 15.05.2014
Commentary by Roma Voronezhsky on the Opel Insignia:

All modern cars are the same. They are even called in the same way: Opel Insinia, Almer's Nissan, Toyote King, Reno Laguna, Pubon Fegrosa. The same sides shine with the same color. And the mouths of all are equally wicked (BMW) or just as dumb as this opal. He’s now looking at something unclear, or trying to remember what Angelina Jolie’s name is. Various ridiculous creatures from comics (lamborghini, lotus...) aggravate the sad picture. All cars are off. These planes are yes.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №97939
 15.05.2014
I caught myself on the fact that I periodically automatically ticked into the page so that it didn’t go out...What did the gadgets do to me?
— — —

They didn’t teach you to turn off your sleep mode settings.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97938
 15.05.2014
Finish the Eurovision! He’s not a man who shaves his beard for every bit.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97937
 15.05.2014
X: I need a girl. She drank, smoked and died. I would work, raise it from the bottom.
YYY: So you would work for two, and she would do nothing?
Oh yeah yeah yes.
I agree to be your girlfriend!

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97936
 15.05.2014
I read about the microwave films - penetrated.
He pulled off the entire panel on his LG! There is nothing under it! All sensors are removed.
What to do?! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97935
 15.05.2014
The sad experience of placing an open system behind the monitor - a friend actively roaring in the microphone during the game of random saliva shortened the motherboard

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №97934
 15.05.2014
There was a controversy about whether Khalisi could overthrow Sauron if her dragons had grown well.
...
The Hobbits are needed against Sauron, and the only Hobbit is tried for tsarist murder

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