Yesterday, a girl went to work and resigned in 25 minutes.
WOW: What is it?
XHH: She received a newsletter from the department: the stamp "release is allowed" and the LNP will be placed on the TNT, not on the DW as before. One copy remains in the customs, the other goes to the PCT.
xxx: She stood up and said, yes, h"Nonia what it is.
I would also be fired.

Irina (15:28:30 3/06/2011)
How many years?
Irina (15:28:33 3/06/2011)
to you
Alexander (15:32:24 3/06/2011)
28 is
Irina (15:32:30 3/06/2011)
The Scorpion?
Alexander (15:32:44 3/06/2011)
by Sab-Ziro
Irina (15:33:14 3/06/2011)
I would laugh if I understood the meaning.)

111: Where is the telecast forever going? - He secretly meets with the keys to the apartment - and they are waiting for the flash!

222: They are clearly thinking about something and have a secret collection room!

I am going home today. As usual, there is a lot of electricity. Like a slug in a bank. All seats are naturally occupied by tired young men; of the six seats, four or five are occupied by them. Girls, girls, women stand as usual. Nothing is surprising.
And that means I’m standing over one such " tired". The red boy is twenty-five years old. He looked at me from the bottom up, assessed... Something is coming up there... Well, I think the stitch will get up, the place will give in, and I will sit there a woman with bags of sixties, who stood next to me.
The tired red man looked around me again and with the most naïve expression of his face said, “Girl, put your bags on my knees, you are in trouble!”
She kept laughing! But he did not refuse and threw his pound bag with bags on him. A man sitting opposite, seeing everything happening, turns to the woman, takes heavy bags from her and hangs on a hook. With a sense of duty, he sits back in place, floats in a smile, turns on the player. The curtain!
These are the gentlemen of the 21st century!! to

In the morning the joke was: I get out of the entrance, I roll out big, I sit down and look at the rear wheel dropped down, and I stand looking at a man turns the keys from the old opel and says: "the wheel dropped down" and superbly so, typically I am cool on the car, and you are a student on the big... well I say: "to drop down", I roll to my new foulz, and he just stands next to me, I get the compressor out of the trunk, pump the wheel, close the car and go to the woods... the face of the man had to be seen =)

RBC news: General-hostage from the Ministry of Defense was taken with battle 15 opera groups

Brushing is no different.

I met a guy and lived with my parents. When his parents went on vacation, he called me for a week. And here I came, everything was fine, I went to bed, only I fell asleep, I don’t know how long it was, I woke up from the fact that he shakes me and wakes me. I woke up and asked what was going on? He suggested to go out with a drink of water :) He was very drunk, went. I go to the kitchen, he goes to the toilet. The next night the same picture. Then it turned out that he was just afraid to stay home alone at night, suddenly there baby :)

Dialogue at work:
- Here is the painting "Bathing the Red Horse". And yesterday I had a "Bathing the Red Cat"!
Did you go out of the bathroom too? :D

Why do I need rest, personal life, entertainment and good mood?
If there is work)

It was yesterday.
WOMAN: Oh, the cat kisses me straight into the lips!! to
I am Fu! Of course, he will lay his eggs and kiss.
J: I also lick eggs and then kiss you, you don’t mind.
I am:...
And today I thought, is it that I’m licking my eggs anyway?

xxx: To raise your mood you just need to wear shorts, heels and go out!)
Yyy: O_o Only shorts and heels?
Zzz: It’s not just that her mood gets up))))))

I go to the bar, I want to buy ice cream "Mystery".
I. Be kind "Mystery"
A grandfather sits, clothed in a hundred robes, who clothes him sheds tears. You have 10 rubles.

From Rambler News:

The drinking water in the office will be deducted from the salary
The comments:
I propose to collect the tax from the consumer of toilet paper in the office. To report, do not let it go to the toilet, but bring it to the accountant and put it into personal affairs.

Discussing the news that Chinese prisoners are forced to earn in MMORPG:
This is how you can write programs! Break the code into simple parts, divide it between prisoners and let them write. Anyone who does not do it goes to the carcass.
I’t be surprised if they do that in India.

From Mumbai:
Scientists discovered the love of ancient women for hiking"
Comment: "Now that’s called travel? and and "

For caps, mat, fluid, spam - kick, banim, sym in the portfolio!! to

by Jo (10:13:03)
I’ll take it today and make you an offer.
by Joel (10:13:10)
You think yourself.
by Jeshua (10:13:18)
So be prepared
M (10:13:42)
= – O
by J (10:14:05)
Now I just choose the ring, the engagement and all, fuck you.
by M (10:14:39)
The cat is burning.
by Jeshua (10:15:29)
I am serious, I am tired of this uncertainty.
by Jo (10:15:59)
I will go to your parents and ask for your hand.
M (10:16:24)
Are you cuddling?
by Joel (10:16:28)
No is!
by J (10:17:20)
I’ll buy flowers to my mom, wine to my dad, a ring to you, I’ll kneel before them, and I’ll ask them to give you to me, rather your hand, and I’ll give you my heart.
M (10:17:36)
Stop to stop)
by Joel (10:18:47)
I feel you are there so and you will say, but I have already come up with how to trick you, and rather to wrap, in the first I will wrap you a ring by 2 sizes smaller (to not remove), in the second I will pay the fee in the wheel, and I will borrow the line.
by Jo (10:19:33)
And even better I get pregnant, here you will not turn away, or I will call my brother, or better two. I’ll remove all the condoms today.
by Joel (10:19:54)
You will still be mine.>

Cartoon "The Adventures of the Cat Leopold" on one free tracker.
Good cat Leopold, constantly bothered by two mice, demanding reciprocity.

Template "Case in the cinema"

Title of the film:
The Hero:
The phrase:
A scream from the room:
They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Example of:

X-Men of the First Class. Magnito: "This world does not accept us. We will create our world!"
Scream from the hall: "With blackjack and the prostitutes!"

They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Forum of programmers:

xxx:where to get the hello world which is described in the textbooks?