XXX: He has no shortcomings. He is all a great dignity!
YYY: Aha, the man

[21:20:27] <tov.marshal> By the way, my friend bought a 9.2 column and decided to play Svalker on the weekend while no one is home. Within an hour, an armed AK type calls at his door. The mentions have arrived. Neighbors called, the shooting said.

People with a fixed salary are in a hurry.

xxx: I’ve always liked someone who writes descriptions of movies on the poster website. Fortress 6: Sequel to Fortress 5, Prequel to Fortress 7.

A long time ago, in one of the suburban buses, the conductor said a phrase that I still remember:
- Front square, we will pay for the journey again!

You are how?
AK90: Out of the factory.Beauty, sunshine, even the air cleansed. And no goats.
It is Graz!
AK90 is sorry. I just saw two tribes of semi-orcs in the larvae. And those... like there... banks are many.
What kind of banks are in the factory?
AK90: Well these... which aluminum banks throw up and give up afterwards, how to call them)

He retired and went to work as a courier at the largest pizza store in our capital. I’ve been working for two years, but I haven’t seen anything like that yet. I get a pizza and I knock at the door. No reaction any. A few minutes later the client came out: a young man in boots, trousers and metal bracelets. It didn’t stop him from paying and picking up a pizza.

I remembered. Heated in another company in the same department food. And a colleague on the phone, like Serega now, was talking. And the client at that end of the wire said "Yes, we don’t need". And then I got the container cover off and I was swallowed with steam. I shout with the "two-mother fuck" and I begin to shake my hand and continue to mate. The client asks, who is there? The manager changed, it is, says the project manager, unhappy that you refuse. What is the answer "Yes? Is she so worried? Okay, let’s get a standard package then"

xxx: Packing "Under Russia" Europeans learned. In the extreme case, you can write down on them and remind us that Russia is a wild country and you need to pack well. We got to the funny when in the 30x30 box there was a thin ceiling, so peeled in poppy cellophane, that we hardly found it... And so we were delivered all 15 pieces >.<

I just talked to ghosts.
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I went to the task manager and the server was turned off.

Today in the subway to me turned a Russian, sober and pretty nice guy. He made a compliment and an offer, and after refusing he said goodbye.)
Thank you, you made my day!

I am so lazy that the cat has to lick himself in my hand.

A client (K) and a waitress (O), a very attractive girl, in a cafe.

Here is your beer. Do you want beer?
Q: I wish, but I fear you will refuse.
A: There is a beautiful bastard.

Another spell. Heroine hero: Where did you learn how to fight? The Special Forces? Hero of the heroine: Ordinary Army, Air Force...
Shut off the TV.
Fucking producers, you have done it!
— — — —
You are Mother!!! Who gave you back the car???? to

by Nikolavna:
My husband and I went to the store "Third Claw". The husband says:
And here is another wonderful name - "Jasan pepper". For the store, go for a meal.
In response, I did not shame the name and offered a sign for the bakery "Nuclear Baton".

I noticed that at work in my office people first slowly look, and then suddenly disappear, knocking on the door. Damn, and every time there’s a feeling that it’s my grandmother, checking if I’m not shaking, and actually getting me behind the process, and rushing to complain to my mother. and :(
Twenty-three and the fears remain. and :(

In my opinion, the top of the greed is when the diploma on the subject "Protection of Copyright and Intellectual Property" is simply downloaded from the Internet.

>> and is hopeless. You will never get married, son.

But how is it: there is a son, and a soft sign in the word "marry"no?? to

The funniest thing about the train.
Probably the 90s. The tram is half empty. A five-year-old student in white socks. Two majors stood and talked, but one did not stand:
Why do you wear white socks?
I wash often.

When we were walking here with a girl, she hugged the columns to cause my jealousy.
YYY: It seems she lacked something.
ZZZ : Oh yeah The length of column.