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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138111
 23.01.2017
x: Career self-driving did not go through the checkpoint gate, this test was
y: This is a checkpoint problem, not a career self-defeat.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138110
 23.01.2017
XXX: I do not know. If there’s just a beautiful smart computer not a programmer at all, but an architect, for example, then how?
Give me two!
xx: two architects will not enjoy, I think
XX: then better different specialties. And think about how to combine them so that they don’t know.
xxx: a simple option: a lawyer and an economist + your programming skills. Take and remove the factory.

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138109
 23.01.2017
The car forum. A participant who appears to have just been on the internet throws a link to an audio cassette with a jack of 3.5 to connect the iPhone to his old magnetol.
One comment: "You’ve seen an iPhone for a long time? I have bad news for you."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №138108
 23.01.2017
59-year-old Ed Gane (Ed Gane) says it may have happened, so the future seems very dark to them. At one of the companies he works for, a third of the employees have recently been cut off.
He hopes that Trump will fulfill his promise and get a revision of the terms of the North American free trade agreement, which he believes has triggered the process of leaking jobs from the United States.

“Where I’m from, kids get engineering degrees and then get to work at McDonald’s restaurants,” he said. If there is no industrial production, there is no need for engineers.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №138107
 22.01.2017
<seropati> What happens if you create a basket label and drag the basket to that label? It will seem like Windows has ignored your attempt to remove the basket, but in fact when you remove the basket will fall into itself, and when you clean it, it will fall into an endless cycle of self-removal, causing it to remove not only the contents of the basket, but all the data from your hard and the entire Internet, and your processor will overload and overheat, creating a black mini-beam. This mini-hole will then open the crotch hole through which the processor will go back in the moment you removed the basket, and that hour will break the removal command, and yes, nothing happened! It happens so quickly and so often that 99.99% of people don’t even know what it is happening. It’s like dividing by zero, you can’t even try, you won’t get anything anyway. The only one who can successfully remove the basket is Chuck Norris, because it is his kick from the turn was so fast that he went back in time and killed all the dinosaurs.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138106
 22.01.2017
XHH: See here
Chicken - where
Goose - Goose
And the Indy?
Do not go to Google.
Tagged with: Induction
Inducet is the one who thinks of inducts. As a star 😉

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138105
 22.01.2017
xxxx about women.
My wife shaved her hair yesterday.
XXX: He came, he asks, so how?
I know how to explain to her that I need time to start talking to a stranger who has the keys to my apartment.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138104
 22.01.2017
There was a case with the Queen.
There are two premium fitness centers competing, DrLoder and Dolphin.
So, the loders let the advertisement that the dolphin is the ideal place for homosexuals.
The results of that advertising company the leadership of the dolphin could not repeat with all the desire and advertising budgets.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138103
 22.01.2017
Working in the dining room is great:
"Sallad "Women’s Capricorn" with the tongue".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138102
 22.01.2017
Another day of American life: an elderly billionaire, under the applause of thousands of people, expelled a family of blacks from the house where they lived for 8 years. Shamefully

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138101
 22.01.2017
About the shadow and the chess player reminded an old joke.
The girl asks the guy:
Guess what my profession is? It begins with B and ends with A.
and O_O
The library girl! What you think is a hobby.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138100
 22.01.2017
Alexander: And I never came up with a name for the little one.
Alexander: But he doesn’t look like Barcy.
Val: Call it the Plot.
Val: A great name for a domestic cat.
Alexander: This is a cat!
Val: I know it’s not a horse!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №138099
 22.01.2017
Moment of Motivation: When was the last time you did something for the first time?
WOW (serialman with experience): Last week. Last week I watched the last series "Sherlock" for the first time.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138098
 22.01.2017
# Spiked

The 2012 year.
I quietly rested in the village, and after another day of work, I went to bed, fell, and cut off.

I woke up early in the morning, from a light wind, got up, and as nothing happened - went to brush my teeth. The shell was in the kitchen, I went in, took the brush, started brushing my teeth...
I looked to the right.

There was no gypsum wall, which was quickly made in order to make it normal in a day or two!

My reaction was about "Yes fuck in the mouth, hate, fuck, cigane!!1!111!"

There was no table. A pen from the toilet door. A piece of salt in the refrigerator.

Two days later, I saw my table, and the gypsum cardboard at the neighbors of the Gypsum.
Through the force and costume of the grandfather to fuck the Gypsies were able to take everything. It was quiet, and after a few weeks they left.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №138097
 22.01.2017
xxxx: issuing a certificate of non-compliance
Teaching: Why?
People are beginning to doubt.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138096
 22.01.2017
Delwin: The second day I wake up and the Russian anthem begins to play in my head. What to do?
SV stand up.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №138095
 22.01.2017
What if the problems of Russian football are not at all in Gusev?
No, it is nonsense.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138094
 22.01.2017
The evening of January 20, 2017. In front of me is a guy with a girl.
Why did you drink beer again today?
Boy (indignantly offended): Beloved, but today is the inauguration of Trump!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138093
 22.01.2017
XXX: We went to the show on Saturday.
XXX: I will burn meat.
Is there anything vegetarian?
xxx: ah, the fruits of the shale tree ))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138092
 22.01.2017
<Pilipil> Danetka, what verse did you tell Santa Claus to get a gift from a magic bag?
<Mayana> Kola, well the cat. I work in the tax office, the only thing I know is to extract the provisions, we will conduct an audit.

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