Columns at work.
I decided to act the grandfather's method - two glasses and headphones from the player.
The director comes in and looks at the picture:
I sit in the company of a bottle of vodka thoughtfully squeezing the headphones of the buttons in granite glasses...
She said so sadly and sadly "the programmers..." and came out...

by DJ
Should we drink a drink tonight?
by DJ
• Beer
by DJ
Although, given the quality of Russian beer, the mistake can be considered a sign...

K_exit: drunk with beer with lime... потрахалсо protecting myself with a condom with ribs... I stand smoking a cigarette with menthol... I feel scuttle not natural :(

- We talked about all the hernia here and the conversation somehow smoothly passed on you...
Al(c)

Gavrilich: Dasha, I want a gun, a sabre and a bicycle.
Nadiva: Gavrilich, I don’t need a gun, I have a bicycle, and I also want a sabre
Dasha: I also have a bicycle. I don’t want a gun and a sword. and :-)
Bill_v2: Dasha, that’s what happiness is.
I have a bicycle, but it’s small. I have a pistol, but it’s plasma. There is a sword, but it is wooden. I am everywhere. It is (

Bioz (00:11:17 12/04/2008)
There is a function in contact.

Bioz (00:11:23 12/04/2008)
Anonymous can be wiped.

Bioz (00:11:26 12/04/2008)
Send to

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Twist (00:12:48 12/04/2008)
Go to your Annie.

Belenkij
I hate Linux.

ALPHA
Pray him to you too.

Tester of Branson:
I am in J6

Abnormal psychology:
I read your phrase badly.

This morning I tried for a good five minutes to determine the time on the thermometer outside the window.
I couldn’t find a minute.

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lx> we in the elevator someone attributed to the buttons "F". It was really hard to get to the eighth floor.

The xxx:
Intelligent adminko set up a servant
Under Debian Linux in general talent
The hacker cannot hack the server.
It is just your mother.

YYYY :
The grandma cleaning,
That is power!
In the evening she served soap.
Winnie and Nixon did not live.
The swallowed - and it broke everything.

The night was quiet in the city.
No sound, only mouse screams.
Whoever codes something in Delphi,
Whoever is in the PHP scripts...

The ninth dream is dreaming.
People are not sleeping again.
Do not sleep poor programmers.
They want to program...

A program for yourself and a friend.
For the teaching to take off...
and make the interface "so glamorous"
For a girl who, of course, will not...

The red eyes first look at the monitor.
Headsets with strange music,
Binary fantasy is put into space.
Reading the code of the program...

Not to understand unhappy people.
That happiness is neither in the cars nor in the pants.
They will die, and their age will come to an end.
The era of programmers is coming.

The call. I raise the phone.
Hello to Lena?
and no.
and Katya?
and no.
And who?? to
and Polina.
“Well, Polina, give me a soup!
You may be mistaken, none of the above are here.
...
2 minutes have passed. The call. I remove the phone.
Is this Polina?
and yes!
You were right, I was wrong with the number.
The Curtain

XXX is
Hello, are you sad?

YYY
I am not sad, I am fat.

XXX: I swim great...who told you this nonsense...I swim from 6 years old
WC: the bathroom is not counted, there can be pushed back with your hands.

I could not sleep. He sat down and counted sheep. At 65536 the buffer was overcrowded.

I was travelling through the Ivanov region on a train and heard an advertisement on the local radio:
Sasha walked on the highway and sucked the dry...Sasha walked on the highway...
Why go when you can go? Go and suck.
This is a taxi, I can’t wait any longer. :)
by Koba

From independent work on ecology: the adverse environmental situation in the city of Zaporozhye is due to the non-traditional orientation of sleeping areas.

1 to Hello!
2 Healthy
(The handshake)
What if the hands are wet?
2 did so.
1 is out?
2 (with sarcasm) It was so upset...