When I am an old aunt,
>> And the wicked man is sure,
>> In the nightmarish lowered socks,
>> It’s also a little bit overwhelming.
>> When I walk I will be with a stick,
>> Chest your crooked nose,
>> With an old coloured washer,
>> On the head instead of the hair,
>> I’m going to be in a hurry.
>> by the irony of fate,
>> My long-awaited prince of fool,
>> My genius of pure beauty,
>> Just look at me in the middle of the eye,
>> And the love dust will disappear,
>> I ask him: "Now!
>> I have to say! Where have you been before?
Bring me my flash tomorrow!
xxx: kissing
YYY: I am you too
xxx and uninjured
YYY: O_O what are you talking about?
We have in the factory in some workshops such a landscape, which lacks only people who, when meeting, slightly sit and spread their hands to the sides and say "KU!" =)
Personally, my childhood dreams collapsed when I found out that Bart Simpson was sounded by a woman.
When will I grow up as a big uncle? Or I was brutally deceived.
URG: How is it?
The driver: in his childhood, he always asked – and why the machine doesn’t whisper and the doors don’t open.
Rider: and to me, say, you grow big, buy a real bikini - there will be everything.
Have you recently purchased a new Mitsubishi?
The Rider: Aha And from the morning the same shit doesn’t whisper, doesn’t start, doors don’t open.
About myself :
Soft, hairy, very friendly, always smiling not a fool. I take everything from life, not a rider. A slightly glamorous intelligent, not a pedicure.
News
In the capital of Mexico, the record number of couples kissing simultaneously has been broken. Representative of the Guinness Book of Records registered 39,897 participants.
<xxx> girls take pictures of their breasts to us on February 23... type of gift
<xxx> but only if we are on the 8th of March
<yyy> and I have a photoshop.
<zzz> and I have a gimp)))
<xxx> eye, and I have x@y
When you do not boast of yourself, it is time to start to boast of others.
by Yuri Tatarkin
Recently my son distinguished – on Mother’s Day the teacher told me to draw
children portraits of their mothers, well, and my in the picture of the neighbor's party
He also scratched his breasts. The child wondered what you would say. But the teacher
I decided to show my pedagogical talent and called me to school.
With our joint efforts, we tormented my boy with tears of repentance, and when
When I got out of school, I added a backpack. So they returned home –
I’m in front, behind that clutches. On the road, we were caught by a friend.
In the sanctuary, he took. Dialogue along the way:
What a hiccups?
I painted my breasts.
to whom?
of one mother.
I found something to worry about. When my son was in the first class,
I painted a horse. He painted as he could. The teacher returned
The title is “Draw what is missing.” The boy often
In the forestry there was, there we have horses, slugs with cows, well,
Not thinking long, I decided that there was a shortage of shit. And I painted. well
I painted, a fool, with a sense, you can see that with knowledge of the subject. I am on
The next day the teacher showed me when I was called to school. on this
The painting of the horse is just an appendix to the fox. It turns out that it should have
Drawing the tail. A fool could not just write that he didn’t.
The tail is enough. She spoke to me as if I had painted that shit.
And you are the breasts... Oh, sweet!
I see my boyfriend had fun. Don’t give god now the teacher will force the children
On the 23rd of February, fathers will paint... In laughter!
Can’t you remind me who I am: a frog or a frog?
It’s the fifth time you’re asking me!
Connect the 13th apartment to the 13th port on the swing, on Friday the 13th, and think that everything will work...no, it’s too hopeful))))
Macao (12:07:41 13/02/2009)
I wrap you so.
I (12:08:43 13/02/2009)
No No No No No No No No No No
Macao (12:10:12 13/02/2009)
You are so beautiful that you think so much about yourself.
I (12:11:45 13/02/2009)
Go on, little boy!:D
Macao (12:12:44 13/02/2009)
You shut your mouth old and terrible.
Macho (12:13:16 13/02/2009)
How many years have you lived in Sarai?
Macao (12:27:37 13/02/2009)
Are you a virgin?
Macao (12:28:50 13/02/2009)
Do you love sex?
I (12:28:52 13/02/2009)
Go shrink at the porn magazines that you hide from your mom under the pillow. I told you to fuck up!
Macao (12:30:08 13/02/2009)
How do you know about magazines?
15.02.09 by Vladislav
I remember yesterday (standing next to the pizza one moment) tried to order a pizza to the house at the pasha in order to catch a aunt when she is in the car sadizza will and break to bring along with the pizza))))
15.02.09 Who is:
The fucking. We will survive anywhere.
A second-class son was put in a diary. In order not to be tempted to correct, our teacher writes all the time in bits (Ed.). But we have a smart boy and decided to fix it, and not as smart as to fix it on 4, the brains were only enough to correct it on 3. Of course it was dirty.
I am what?
The son is three.
Why I am in the edge.? to
Son - You understand mom, everyone wrote a checklist for two, and I was one for three. I wrote three to the only one.
Quote from the book "The Child and Carlson"
Gay-hop, rich, and beautiful, and smart, and in moderation
The man at the height of his strength is me, the best Carlson in the world.
Protocols of divorce proceedings:
He is constantly dragging all kinds of shit into bed: the neighbor, the postman, then me.
- How to live with her, if she is a snake not by the Eastern calendar, but by life!
My breasts were swallowed! He has his finger there where others have what they need!
In people he is a fairy prince, and in bed he is an Ivanushka fool.
He betrayed me with whom I got before I got married when I was pregnant with his friend.
She rejoiced as a little girl when I sat on a cactus and broke the gloss with my head!
Why did I go out for him? Well, I think, since a man is drunk every day, it means he earns decent money!
"I met my husband for the first time in the toilet, where he was taken by mistake or drunk.
"The neighbor offered me to sleep with him quickly naked to his wife, whom I also didn't love and agreed.
It was only after the wedding that I understood my grandmother’s words: “Measure seven times and try once.”
- Heavy bodily injury did not cause her, but only slightly softened the tampon with mustard.
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Yesterday in the news of the MTS breath probably frozen
Eggs are always the first to freeze ?
I went to the pharmacy today. There, like in all pharmacies, the cat sits at the entrance. I go to the pharmacist without a back-thinking and immediately joke - I will take you out of that cat. Yippidy yi yippity yay. Typo joked, and then remembered why I came and added: and a package of context. I didn’t immediately realize that a confusing situation came about.