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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14535
 16.02.2009
He re-read the early stories of Strugatsky (the future of the end of the 20th century is described), and at the same time the criticism of those years (the 60s).
Particularly entertained someone Y. Gorbunov with the article "Will people of the future say so?" and a few like-minded people))
and----
Ah! Oh oh! and ahahah! Listen to how the heroes of the story say: "- Don't rise to her, goat!", "- Erundu will take over.", "morda"...
They call each other "servings", "badmen","blind branches", "treepers", "small ones"...
"Go to the hell!", "It is! It was "Kabbalah! We are happy!"
and----
Would you know Y. Gorbunov, that the people of the future will speak "Yah shrewdly", "Kill yourself apsten from the run", "Drink jadu", "Huyase" and call each other "scuconahami", "ebanaurotami" and "the horse of the blade"...
A poor man would kill himself with a poisoned barrel.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14534
 16.02.2009
Today I eat a banana. Doyle, I want to throw out the skin. I would have dropped it exactly where it got (they will still rot in a week). But remembered a guy with a cigarette, brought to the rubbish. You don’t know what you’ve done, you’ve done the excitement.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14533
 16.02.2009
In Windows 7, you can open two Windows Explorer windows, drag one window to the left edge of the desktop, the second to the right. And voila - before you some kind of interface file manager. You can copy, move, compare the contents of folders.

In 2008, Microsoft invented the Norton Commander.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14532
 16.02.2009
Legolas> they still had a vacancy for the assistant of Sisadmin, reduced to about the following: a young green jungle of fishing shun, must drive aircraft carriers, liners, submarines, deck fighters, strategic bombers, experience in the open space is welcome...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14531
 16.02.2009
i.n.v.i.s.i.b.l.e (22:19:28 12/02/2009)
I was recently in aesthetic shock.

Skrynnikoff (22:19:43 12/02/2009)
How beautiful you have replaced the word

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14530
 16.02.2009
The recent weather:
In winter, the peasant celebrates... at +10 he opens his umbrella.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14529
 16.02.2009
and Salakhov:
If I compare my inet with an animal, I would describe it as an old turtle dying from dehydration with a broken leg.))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14528
 16.02.2009
I have painted.
by Eva: Hair
Eva in the head
Rain: The Color
Eva: #7A3310
Raenor: I love you
c) nulled.ws

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14527
 16.02.2009
Recently I went to Golutvin and saw on the tent where the shelter is sold, an inscription with a mark:"Bring a dog and get a discount".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №14526
 16.02.2009
Do not do to yourself what you want to do to others.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №14525
 16.02.2009
It was with me, and I find it hard to believe. I decided to share. Although

To be honest, I had no doubts about the abilities of our younger brothers.

and never.

My friend has a dog. No, not a birthplace. Ordinary Caucasian

with someone else. Large, with a huge fist, but boundlessly benevolent.

Even if you don’t see it. Therefore, he walks out his Sanek in the namornik, on

with a hard guide and away from the pedestrian trails, so as not to scare

The pedestrians. Once in the autumn, I followed them. Drinking beer and talking.

I wanted to, and Sanya just went out for a walk with Jack. We go. and here

The Wedding. The dog. One cat and a cow are ten. And of course Jack.

The main instinct played. He pulled Sandy out of his hand a couple of times. Yes No

It was here. I looked offended at the owner. Let me take you, mouth,

Listen, Sanj, can the cabbage be castrated? I mean, Jackie

Probably will have to. You are not born anyway. Unlikely to be

If someone calls, and you do not let him go to the gardens. So you look,

Less hormones will shake his blood. What Sanna said, I

I no longer remember. But here’s Jack’s look after my words, turned into something.

It is strange. But why strange? Not very strange, but such.

Condemning and condemning. As if I understood everything. Time passed and all.

I forgot. And last Saturday, Sankin's family, me and them, for a day.

Birthday was invited. Thirty Years of Irkino. Well in general,

A modest home party with a good table. And nothing would,

If there were not two Irinkine companions in the circle of invited. one

beautiful blond girl, and the second burning and very spectacular

The brunette. Well, here we scared at the first, and then again at the second and I understood.

I want them both. I want specifically! Not even at the same time. Well,

And after the third I began to spread the love fluids in space.

To throw back replicas and quarrels, to tell about their heroic

Past and present. He behaved as he should behave.

A real male. Then missed the fourth and fifth, and then...

They moved to the side of the table and started dancing. Where I invited you,

One, then the second, and once even the two at once. The evening succeeded. Although...

What am I? The story is about Jack. At that time he was lying on his

The carpet in the hallway and lazy watched the mess that was created on the

territory under its control. until the time, until the time. He stood up from his

It was the moment I danced with a blonde.

It is a slow but passionate dance. After a few steps, he

He squeezed between me and her, turned halfway, opened up.

His enormous fist and grabbed me for... how could it be softer to write?

What about the pants? Not very much, but quite annoying. At that time

He did not shrink his own, but just kept it all. Not forgetting that.

It’s pretty hard to look me in the eyes. In these eyes, along with

Running from my back, I read the question. Which? I think it’s all already.

I guessed.

It is said that before the death of a man, before his eyes all springs through.

his life. I was not threatened by death at the time, but in my memory it is clear.

A picture of three months ago. The picture of the walk and

Talk about castration. Hopefully I’ll be, Jack was just waiting for that.

I will remember. It was worth it to squeeze in my consciousness, he broke my jaw and so on.

He calmly went to his place.

In general, it all ended pretty well, if not counting that,

Now that I am with my cat, I try not to get overwhelmed.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14524
 16.02.2009
The Secretary – Secretary:

Bring all staff to the meeting, urgently!

By the selector?

- No bl*t, through "Classmates", so fast it will be!!! to

by anekdoton.ru

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14523
 16.02.2009
I heard the conversation of two children.
Have you been sick with watermelon?
2: Yes
1: You will not be again!
2 Why?
Watermelon and cancer get sick once in your life.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14522
 16.02.2009
The admin is thoughtful:
And it works... I have to. Strange it is all...

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14521
 16.02.2009
Never ever! Do you hear? Never ever ever ever!! Nothing at all!!!! to
Don’t try the super glue to taste!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14520
 16.02.2009
I stand at the stop in the morning. People are decent. There is a bomb along the road to meet the movement. He carries a self-made truck. In the wheel are red flags, developing on the wind. On the side of the cart painted: "Communist, Brezhnev, Rocket", on the back also painted "USSR, Satellite". The entire stop was appreciated. And the bomber is not so in a hurry, going in front of the movement. The ghost of communism wandered through Europe.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №14519
 16.02.2009
Guys, it is very pleasant that people in our country still think about what will be with our future, it is great, but as far as I know BOR - entertainment portal, and people come here to raise their mood, in this connection I propose to set up a special resource, to call it as the type of "Our future" or "Save the future" and so on public grounds to try to bring to our management that projects such as "Club" or "Club" and in general MTIVs do not benefit our country and do not destroy the conscious and bright in the young generation, although I am not 20 years old, but look at our peers sometimes just scared of how dumb they are and what ideals they have... It is terrible! And if we will send each other the type of "go you sick, also a wise man found, you probably did not have a calf, here you explain your unrighteousness with all honour," then let us immediately surrender to our pentes or return to the original system - we will eat, mate, live in our own shit and produce viruses...

I’m sorry, I know that some people won’t like it, but I also want the good of my country.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14518
 16.02.2009
I: Dad, I want to go to the sauna at night.
Daddy : Why?
I: There will be no girls.
Why go out at night?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14517
 15.02.2009
Just advice... Always! All the time!! Disable the loudest cell phone call at the dentist’s reception (((

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14516
 15.02.2009
<Nevske`klubničko> I came up with the perfect test for students. So that no imbeciles will enter the universities. At the entrance exam, give only one question: Insert the missed letter in the word "simple".

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