Thursday is good because after Friday it will be Saturday. Remember that on Wednesday.

When you go up, you will meet a lot of different people. Do not offend them, because you will meet them all again when you fall down.
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M: A robot from Ukrtelekom (the telephone operator in Ukraine) called and said that "You must pay 0 UAH, 0 copies, in case of non-payment the number will be disabled".
You have to pay, you can’t leave that way.
Pay for loyalty through Private Bank. They are very close to each other...

XHH: At the end of the day, you will finally find the end!
A great slogan for porn drama.
HHH: Who’s hurt... and I’m about inner searches in general :R
ууу: A "Inner searches" - great title =)

Discussions on the Forum...

Yesterday I called her drunk.

Yyy: I love this phrase, after it always begins the most interesting :D :D

my phone NOKLA of Chinese production in the area of the camera attracts metal like a magnet))))
Give a coin of 10 cop. And she sticks to him.)
WOW: I told you that he was like a decepticon from transformers!!! Throw it out!! to

Yesterday eleven-graduates from two remote villages of the Bulun ulus of Yakutia had to take the Unified State Examination in the district center, the village of Tiksi. But the helicopter prepared for their departure was intercepted at the last moment by the Deputy of the State Duma from Yakutia Mikhail Everstov, who rushed to another settlement. As it turns out, hunting.

Without paper, you are a cocktail, and with paper you are an analogy)))

I sat with a friend in the kitchen and drank beer under Nirvana. At the end of the last song on the album, Kurt made a guitar recording, and I feel like something he’s been doing for too long. Only I got to know what it was like, as a friend says, “Look, you’re going to play this kind of music – you’re going to go crazy and shoot yourself.” In the fact that we have been listening to the freon in the refrigerator "Minsk" for 10 minutes, a friend did not immediately believe...

Maxim (23:50:28 31/05/2011)
I saw a leopard’s egg in the zoo this morning. The White Tiger.

DeL'ta (23:50:56 31/05/2011)
God, I have lived my life, I have seen the eggs of a leopard.
I am jealous...

Putin - like a reflector, with a narrow-directed ray of light, like the eye of Sauron - wherever he looks, will not light up the situation - there immediately the process of photosynthesis of something begins, movement, scattering-overflowing...

The question:
Early in the morning sleeping husband anxiously whisper to the ear - dear! Rise up! My husband has arrived! What do you think? What will be his reaction?

The answer:
At the table for such jokes.

help: girls with small breasts, where do you buy breasts?
Grandfather without cowards: and the naphiga of the goat baian?? to
I understand, grandfather, why are you not cowards?

The fact that there are no ugly girls is best convinced not after a bottle of vodka, but after a year of life in the barracks.

by Habr
The law, in fact, is a social program — it describes objects, relationships, functions, exceptions... So what else would you expect from a crowd of unskilled programmers without any alpha, beta testing departments, no quality control department and with a huge salary that does not depend on anything? All the laws that work more or less in our country have been developed with sponsorship and have a corresponding orientation. The rest is Indian code. Those who read our laws don’t laugh at Windows.

Discussions about film genres:

I like movies about the dark Stalin.
He is thinking about the Kremlin.
And hanging everyone, from Irkutsk to Tallinn.
But I love porn more.

I have westerns in the cave, where Indians and cowboys
They burn each other on slow fire.
They are very proud of their stakes...
I especially like porn.

I love the asteroid killer.
Where the earth is saved by a simple drill,
He is the best in the team of Negroids.
This is compared to porn.

About the Knights, the topic is pretty beautiful:
Get ready to die, serving the king!
Columns, swords, the queen of the rush...
I like porn more.

And horrors - the genre, of course, the favorite -
I love the flow of blood,
That there be a skeleton, and that the finger be cut off.
Porn is harder.
Such things.

Doctor of Supreme.

"The Fuck of the Artist" is a work of art by the Italian artist Piero Mandzoni, a representative of the epatage in art.
In May 1961, Mandzoni gathered his own feces in 90 numbered canned bottles, each containing 30 grams, wrote on them "100 percent natural shit of the artist" in Italian, English, French and German and sold them at a price similar to the price of gold of the same mass. The current price is approximately 30,500 euros. On May 23, 2007, one of the copies was sold for €124,000 at the Sotheby's auction.
Mansoni argued that with his project he attracted attention to the confidence of buyers of works of art. “All of these Milanese bourgeois pigs just like shit,” the artist said.

A very trolling!

- Oh, these bodies from the dating site... "I don’t like the cold and not the crime..."
For two minutes I understood what that meant.

The lecture. Have fun with the birds. The Prep:
What is this?How much can?Turn off your phones!Who has it at all?! to
These birds are whispering.
The birds are good, let them cry.

Would you like me to introduce you to N? He wants family and children.
What is wrong with him?