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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №31238
 09.06.2010
Talk about children:
xxx: I look forward to the time when mine starts to expose me to laughing at others))
This is your child, you shouldn’t be ashamed.
xxx: once exhibited when he was 1-2 months old: I called the phone to some company, I held him on my knees, so he took and began to cuddle, and with sounds and such a row in the halls of 5....blin...I could try to speak louder to silence him, but the girl at that end of the wire was obviously flattered, because the tone of her voice changed...with such pauses of ofogenesis she continued to say something to me....blin...good that I called there the first and last time...
YYY: She thought it was you :)
Maybe I decided I was calling out of the toilet.
YYYY : )

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31237
 09.06.2010
I am serving in a lie. Silence (call Ruslan) took me out of the car at work in the evening. We go to the sign, we see a large orange self-driving from somewhere in the courtyard "RUSLAN-1".
I: You are called by your name all the big ones: self-drivers, planes...and who are you getting from me? Plane or airplane? He said, “No, I am a rubbish.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31236
 09.06.2010
n0k1a (21:53:57 8/06/2010)
Wow, you are so smart.

fo*ia (21:54:10 8/06/2010)
No, I am fucking

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31235
 09.06.2010
I love singing, but I have a bear in my ear.
See also: AGA
And a little on his chest.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31234
 09.06.2010
Dwarf (18:15:49 8/06/2010)
How did you drink yesterday?

~kira~ (18:17:02 8/06/2010)
Hi :-) am, fun:-D found the cat, washed it, fed it:-D

Dwarf (18:24:57 8/06/2010)
Will you live now?:D

~kira~ (18:27:19 8/06/2010)
On a sober head, I remembered that it was a neighbor’s cat.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №31233
 09.06.2010
There are in the wild ( not in our country) such animals - tupai. For example, a dumb ordinary (tupaia glis) or under another name - a wooden earthquake (in Google - who doesn't believe). In principle, it is just another species of rodents, and apart from the strange name they do not represent any value.

So why am I that... I have a girlfriend, a blonde, and she often says she’s a cat, or she’s a mouse, etc.
And I always want to answer her that she is neither a cat nor a mouse, but that she is just dumb. Really stupid.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31232
 09.06.2010
Stroke
Danny, what are you cooking, let me ask...
Stroke
Here you run out of the kitchen to answer me, and there everything will burn ?
Stroke
Or to disappear...)
Stroke
Or jump out of the pot and drop it down.
Stroke
Maybe they will attack from the back.
Stroke
I think I’m putting you at risk.
Yannok
and call!! to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №31231
 09.06.2010
You are my treasure.
I would buried it and no one would find it.)
XXX: No, I am still a genius of compliments

[ + 56 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31230
 09.06.2010
Now the cat is very poor, without a stock of nuts for the winter.
Why cat nuts?
Change the meat for meat...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №31229
 09.06.2010
ninzo: Just now I understood what Nautilus’s album “Apple China” is about about the Chinese clones of the iPhone!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31228
 09.06.2010
Maybe I want just you!
She: Not like you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №31227
 09.06.2010
You learn about the true size of the chosen one of the two evils when it is too late to choose.

[ + 46 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31226
 09.06.2010
It was in the days when television was big.

I went to a grandmother to repair the Raduha-719. (For those who don’t know, it’s more than 50 kg, but that doesn’t apply.)
Oh my dear, the TV is broken. 20 years is normal.
Worked and broke up.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №31225
 09.06.2010
As I was told, the lover in the phone is best recorded under the name "Number is not determined".

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31224
 09.06.2010
We found an abandoned pioneer camp on the map.
They arrived.
On the spot - a fence with a clutch wire, and after 2 meters on the fence the inscription: "STOY, MINES!"
Russia is fucking.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №31223
 09.06.2010
< IT>
<super-evil'shadow> and you think that while I have to write my diploma I will get distracted from the series and look for a script for you

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31222
 09.06.2010
Remember, we were told in geopolitics what is neutral water? Well, the territories of the seas and oceans, further than 12 miles from the coast, which are not the territory of any state and therefore are not subject to the laws of any country? So, here, Andrew and I consulted and decided to open in one of these ports, and to trade people and organs there!
“Chris... Per we’d better work as waitresses?”

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №31221
 09.06.2010
1: Yes you are a man with the big letter "D"
2: How is it? Maybe M?
1: No, "D" – you are Dolboeb!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №31220
 09.06.2010
I recently spoke to an Australian on Skype, learned that they were eating kangaroo... on my "fi" they replied:
“Well, you eat bears there, they walk in the streets and play bears!
I did not persuade him.
I’m sitting right now and thinking... it’s a kind of all-Russian conspiracy not to convince foreigners that we don’t have it.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31219
 09.06.2010
sk_khar (14:01:44 8/06/2010)
Tarot as a business

sk_khar (14:01:51 8/06/2010)
You gave up.

Tarik (14:02:29 8/06/2010)
He has protected!Drunk under the table!! to

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