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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №97833
 13.05.2014
One parent bought himself a computer and a web filter and raised the child correctly, the other parent knows nothing about the Internet and bought the child a computer for games and connected the Internet, no feeb filters he had heard of.

xxx: His child took and bought through the internet of substances because the bright site and there say that from tablets he would be a superhero and after taking those went and dropped the first child from the ladder down his head. The end is clear.

Yyy: If you seriously believe that the internet is to blame, then, sorry, you are an idiot who thinks that the best remedy for diarrhea is to stick in the ass.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97832
 13.05.2014
[18:43:54] xxx: knot and sprinkled
[18:44:11] xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am depressed, and you are about food and BDSM.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97831
 13.05.2014
In a working day I can watch up to three new series.
YYY: I don’t have so much time. I am not working.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97830
 13.05.2014
Soon is! For example, I found out who Sasha Gray is from here :)
__________

What does this mean "so"!? to

The first is "he"
And secondly, Alexander Grey, and not somewhere there "Sasha".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №97829
 13.05.2014
I have two crazy weeks ahead. So crazy that I put a reminder on the phone that I was getting married. Don’t forget to go to Nashville.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97828
 13.05.2014
Bronzen: There was a guy in his friends, he solved all the issues with the help of a decimal. Either to marry or not. Dys showed two zeros, the guy married, two years later left with his naked ass. It’s all about interpretation!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №97827
 13.05.2014
I asked you for your birthday.
Not a house for a doll, but a tablet.
I have four dolls.
more t

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №97826
 13.05.2014
Comments on the hub for the "index of state of affairs in the country" chart:
xxx: I love when the charts do not have axes signed. Such a space for imagination.
WOW: Here the index itself is unclear what the function is.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №97825
 13.05.2014
From the Forum:

xxx please help me.
Today is 4 day of "attack", but not a gram is gone. I am 31, weighing 80 kg. It should be calculated in 6 days. I lost 2 kg, but...

yyy: Try to eat less salt, 9 grams holds a kilogram of water.

XXX: Thanks for the reply, I’ve already done it. I was pregnant in the fourth month ?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97824
 13.05.2014
This is:

Sometimes lately there have been a lot of ur-optimists who believe that you can find good in everything. To put it gently, you have stumbled.

When your pocket burns on fireworks, then rejoice and thank the sky that you do not have a powder cellar in your pocket.
When poor relatives come to you in the country, they are not pale, but gloriously crying, "It is good that these are not city people!"
When your finger gets a slide, rejoice: “Well, it’s not in the eye!”
If your wife has changed you, rejoice that she has changed you, not your homeland.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov "Life is Beautiful (Trying to Suicide)"
- "You have not even hit Chekhov? Do you have any other favorite authors? andquot;


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №97823
 13.05.2014
From Harb, post about smart toilets.

xxx: and they solved the main problem - the rushes when you sit on the big?
yyy: Throw a piece of toilet paper into the toilet before you sit on it and do what you intend.
xxx: In the context of the post I want something more technological :)
zzz: Throw away a piece of the e-book.

[ + 9 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97822
 13.05.2014
The Eurovision campaign has caused cognitive dissonance in everyone. And I think so. Whatever it was, but it sang really well, to be objective. This could be noticed if you distract yourself from the beard and thoughts of the type "and does he have a cock?"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №97821
 13.05.2014
You know, men, if you have the only remaining symbol of masculinity – your beard, then I sincerely regret you.

As a signature: still bearded, calm, not expired sisadmin.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №97820
 13.05.2014
Nikolai Shelepov

The Lightning!! Donetsk intellectuals went to write a letter to the UN, but after the first phrase “Hule you fucking...” the document was postponed in the pocket of the trinkers, and the guys again ran to chase the Hunt who had arrived.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97819
 13.05.2014
The RPC is concerned about the winning of the Tarsveti at Eurovision.

Now the classic:
In his youth, Ostap earned by showing a thick monk with his breasts at the Kherson Fair, giving him a bearded woman.

And in general, these are the same men who refused to have relationships with women wearing black dresses on the floor.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97818
 13.05.2014
Nintendo has apologized for the lack of homosexuals in the game-simulator Tomodachi Life. The reason for this was the appeal of the 23-year-old American, who stated that he could not find a pair in the game.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №97817
 13.05.2014
So, in the light of bearded women, clarify and remember the terminology:

Trans, or transgender, is a person who has changed gender. If he puts in the breasts, drinks the hormones from his beard, but the hiccups cut off for himself – this is called pre-op trans (pre-operative), and it’s not a real trans, not a male yet.

A transvestite is a man who wears female clothes in everyday life, all the time or often.

Travesti is a man in female clothes on stage, who is normal for the rest of the time.

A gay is a man who has sex with other men, and only with them. Freddie Mercury and Elton John.

PIDORAS is a member of the Government of the Russian Federation, also a high-ranking regional official.

Please do not confuse these terms, or the bearded women on the stage are offensive.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97816
 13.05.2014
Lexxey
Once, two - Freddy will take you, three, four - lock the door in the apartment, five, six - Freddy wants to eat you all, seven, eight - Freddy will come to you without asking, nine, ten - never sleep children...

Daria is
I have a nightmare.

Lexxey
The main thing is not to fly away from this nightmare.

Daria is
Don’t worry, the night with the abajur :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97815
 13.05.2014
‏vibe_crc: I still think of printing a few status icons from Skype and wearing them in the morning. Free for chat, do not disturb, occupied. Away
Slo64: You can just wear the invisible all day.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №97814
 13.05.2014
Girls, this is not an arithmetic, two with the first size will not replace one with the second.

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Do not say. Two with the first size clean up twice as fast as one with the second. They can also tap the boards.
And for one and a third, you’ll do it all yourself like a fool.

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