Will we baptize our children?
He is: No
She: Thank God

here here :

Without humor
Oh well, give it up!
Fucking I want to believe in the theory of six handshakes: a stylist-friseur is sought, his name is Igor, his surname is unknown. Worked in the beauty salon "Clever" on street. Salama Adil (Moscow) until December of this year. Born in St. Petersburg, studied law, lived / lives in the area of Shkelkovsky highway. He smokes and likes to go to clubs.
The administrators of the salon do not want to share any information, all hope for responsive people! Wonders to send to jcqdbs dog gmail point com.
The cat, the odmin, the shredder, the hoyace! Happy Miracles in the New Year!
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No, comrade, you won’t find me either.

From the answers:
How to stop being afraid of flying on a plane?
Why are you afraid to fly? Falling is terrible.

A friend at work had a story. Someone ordered new, spiked-powered expensive cartridges for the copier. Scandal for the entire office. Then it turned out that the machine ordered them itself.

Boom: A new refrigerator to connect to the internet.

Shurik: Well, she is networked, the entire office uses it as a printer. No one has looked at the adjustments.
By the way, I have already seen refrigerators with waiwai, they can actually order what is finished.

I will answer:

How can a frigid fool have a broken hole? What does a broken hole look like??? Is it foolish to shake your hole if it is frigid??? became very interesting.

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Very simple - the losers in their attempts to justify no longer know what arguments to bring against women, and begin to get confused in their own words)

A few days ago in the store, a woman standing in front of me in a row tried to find out from the saleswoman why the cheese was so expensive, because it was domestic. People have already begun to suspect something vague, but for now they are still struggling to put suspicions in verbal form.

YYY is domestic. In Russia there is only war. The rest is import.

by Valeri:
In the face of rising expenses
Stable salary
The Spirit of a Samurai

The first class had a task of the type "writ the word".
Wow, what would you write? The 18-year-old says: "Gui-si!" I: "Gus-li." Danya thought. " and by Google!"
"The New Generation..." - with the reproach of the eighteen year old))

The Biologist:

"He is not
to clarify how to get out of the snake." Yes, there is
Only two exits...
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Okay okay?
Study the biology.
Just the snakes have no exit from the digestive tract - only the entrance.
Everything is digested there, including lead buttons.
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Where are these biologists? Have you had snakes at home? They eat and crack once every 2-3 months. But if you come out...the army sort will look like romans.

Tired of living in the woods. Everyone oppresses them, nobody loves them. Go to the SSA for advice.
Soap, how are we going to be? No one loves us.
You need to become a hunter.
The mice are pleased. Well, exactly, no one oppresses the hunters, everyone loves the hunters.
So how do we become eggs?
I define the strategy. The technical part does not concern me.
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Sova replied" I am not a tactic, I am a strategist.

Modesty is the ability to spend money on yourself so that it is not visible to others.

A couple of years ago, according to the maintenance schedule, two cranes were replaced at the nuclear power plant: for water and hydraulics. I will not go into details, so as not to accidentally mistake anyone. For the reception of work by the High Commission, the capacity of the cranes had to be checked by a special spending meter. A set of measuring hose and second meter.
The chief of the technician sent the worker to the cleaner behind the cage — but the COMMISSION said, “Hey you! To accept work at the nuclear power plant with the help of it is unclear what cage we will not be. A cage for such a special purpose must be special.”
The chief said, “Okay” and tried to order a hose in the mansion. But there for the manufacture of the tool required from it a full set of drawings: size, material, shape. Separately on the walls, pen and product as a whole.
After pretending that the price of the cage is jumping rapidly from 100 rubles somewhere for 10 tir, the Chief tried to buy a cage in the store - but hell there. He could not buy at his own expense - it is unclear how to put the boiler on the balance sheet and issue it to the Commission, and he could not buy the boiler at the expense of the nuclear power plant, because any purchases by the state enterprise, according to the instructions, required a tender. Through Moscow.
Finally, the chief called us and asked us to buy and send the boiler "in a set" to the cranes, for the benefit of us, as individuals, no tenders were needed for this. And we bought. Not fur-flies, but real German measurement boilers at 270 rubles per piece.
Fuck it to you!! It turned out that the German measurement instrument is not pleased with the Commission. The certificate was issued by the Russian Metrological Service. Thus the cage went to ***c, where they are 2 weeks (!) The price is 1500 rubles (!) It was studied by some specially trained scientists. And they concluded that German boilers for measuring Russian water volumes are still suitable.
and Katarsis:
The shipment is discharged, tickets are bought, the race "under pairs" - and the car sent behind the cages on ***s is in a traffic jamming on the Ligovsky Prospectus. As time has pushed up, we go to the backpack, take a hose and a litre bowl of chlorine from the cleaner, pour water from under the crane, mark the levels with a marker, and then send the race with this "product". The scanned certificate of the metrological service is sent by e-mail.
The High Commission safely signs the Acceptance Act! The speed of filling the cage of the cleaner, but with labels from the marker it was quite arranged.
As for the veers, their fate was also very remarkable. Thanks to the availability of certificates, they took an active part in the maintenance of APL reactors, after which they were washed off oil (interestingly, what did they measure there with these boilers?) Now I went to work in India. What is characteristic, from second meters the Hindus refused. They say they have enough of that good. This is a certified a-a...

And also with me is studying a girl who seriously believes that the last president of the USSR was Nikita Mikhalkov.
But the most frightening thing is that when she said this at a history seminar, only two people laughed: the teacher and I.

Discussion of the transport company in the forum:
I haven’t had a deal with auto-raiding for a long time.
Spend on unloading the fur 5 working days (on Monday and tracking, and the call gave me that the fur came and unloads, and only on the next Monday it unloaded to the end and I was able to pick up my package) - this is already a direct competition with the Russian post.

How to know a smart person or not:
You need to ask him a question on ask.fm: "The capital of Italy?"
If he answers "Rome", then he is a fool.
If he doesn’t have an account on ask.fm, he’s smart.

Gargling is everywhere!! When in the tram conductor she gives 25r, she whispers asks: the ticket is needed? I grit: Yes to her. She returns 15 )))

[11:47] Alexander: Take the courage.

[11:48] Dmitry: You made 3 mistakes in the word Hang.

My one comes from the parking lot, squeezed, holding her leg. And her voice is like a multiplex:
What am I cheering for?
My W, it hurts!
I – What happened?
My - she's not on the alarm, I can't leave!
Did I lock you in the parking lot?
My one is a-a.
Why does my leg hurt?
My - I was in the wheel, missed and got into the cast-a-a.

xxx: The MIT is removing from its websites the very popular online courses of physics by Walter Lewis.
xxx: MIT received a complaint from one of the participants of the online course, and after the investigation found that Lewis was engaged in online sexual harassment (which means no further explanation).
YYY: Online sexual harassment? Given that it is about recording courses, it is interesting how he did it.
Zzz: Maybe he just wore the wrong shirt.

The head of the company has a car worth about two million rubles, so he believes that paying a salary to employees in the amount of 15,000 rubles is very much, so he pays 8000.