“I have a bad feeling before the second wave of the coronavirus.
Why is?
“Putin said of the historic chance to dramatically solve the housing issue of the Russians.

I leave the store near the residential house, approach my car (a very common brand and model now) and watch a man standing near the driver’s door and actively trying to open it, pulling a pen. I stood by for half a minute, watching his unsuccessful torture. I decided that the man was drunk or not adequate - I approached the door, demonstrately opened the door from the bridge (the stationary TV without sound opens / closes) and watched his reaction.

The man looked at me with red, swollen eyes, then at the car, again at me, at his keys in his hand, and then at the same car standing at 15 meters. Everything was understandable without words))) The man apologized, said at work they were stunned, had to work for a day without rest... the head doesn't boil at all.

We discussed the advantages and disadvantages of the car. I recommend that you take the subway better.

I opened the trunk, removed a pack of foods there and took the cloth and went to wipe the front (all this during a conversation with the worker). A man approaches the trunk, throws his wallet there, closes the trunk, looks at me:

Probably better on the subway.

He opens the trunk, takes his wallet and goes away after saying goodbye.

Events somewhere in 2008.

Bus, morning, winter and trip to work. I go. Drunk from the night, the comrade chose me as a target for the conflict. A healthy man, fixed, of course, through the swimsuit, it is not visible how fiery or sporty he is there, but the width of the shoulders is envious. It is all about morbidity. I’m not conflicting, I always thought the best fight was the one that didn’t happen.

So the escalation of the conflict is reaching its maximum, and straight now, straight here will begin. I wonder why I’m in the bus. I say:

- Let's go out, let's talk, - and I am already pretending - I have not been in a trauma for a long time, now it will be repeated...

The stop, the doors open, the fighting alcohol athlete jumps out on the street, I take a step toward the door, but... the door in front of my nose clamps, the guard gives on the gases. I look back at the driver, and he, through the noise of the engine, says:

You ought to.

A young man, a man, or I would have gone out stupidly, and there already, with my then combat experience.

7 to 8 years. The holidays, all as planned: taken to my grandmother to host. There lived a wonderful friend in the neighborhood, Daria, to whom I could come and play in her yard (private house).

One day a large company of friends gathered with Darya and I turned out to be the smallest.

After dating and a couple of games, the company decided it would be a great idea to lock me in the summer kitchen. Somehow they dragged me there and closed the door on the other side, and they laughed and walked away from the kitchen.



I didn’t look inside. There were unnecessary things, tools, bags, etc.

I came across a familiar thing – the cochlear :)

My grandmother and grandfather called me a little cockerel because I loved to melt the furnace and drill the coal.



I take this heavy straw, I approach the door, I close my eyes and like a heracle on it!! It was half-glass... A characteristic “crust” broke out. Fortunately, they ran as cute, because further in the plans I had windows... opened the remains of the door, I went out and headed to the exit from the courtyard.



After that, my relatives were “written out a check” for the broken door, but they seemed to refuse to pay, because I explained the situation. We were no longer friends.

In a fairy tale, good triumphs over evil, but in life, evil triumphs over other evil and becomes good.



© Police

There have been many stories about how people in different ways get rid of obsessive telephone advertising. Someone puts music on the ringtone, someone offers some services, such as a herbalife, someone begins to whisper or whisper in the bell. I will tell my story. No, I didn’t come up with a new clever way to anger another advertiser, I was one of them. If in the middle of the 2000s you heard in the tube something like "Nikolai Nikolaevich, this is the company of Guta-insurance and I have a unique offer for you", then it was me or someone of my colleagues. I went to this job immediately after school, not being able to enter the institute. One day I called one of the clients from the calling list, and in response I heard a request to wait. Apparently, I called the university teacher before the lecture. After putting the phone on the headquarters, he began this same lecture. As far as I can remember, he looked at medieval literature. I was telling something about the heroic Roland, about Kuchulin and his uncle Conchobar, about the glorious Sid, about manstrels and jonglers... All this was so interesting that I, having forgotten the time, cared about the calling plan, according to which I had to get sixty clients a day, listened to his monotonous speech. After the lecture, he looked at the screen of the phone and, apparently, surprised to find that the call was not replied, took the phone.
Well, young man, was you interested? Here are your suggestions...
No, I was very interested! Then we had an interesting dialogue about the literature of the ancient centuries, during which I asked him with enthusiasm about all kinds of knights, menastrials, albums, servants... I called him in February, and in the summer of the same year I filed documents to the Faculty of Philology of the Moscow University. After graduating in 2011, I went on the scientific line, and for 7 years I taught literature of the Middle Ages and the Renaissance at one of the capital universities and, despite a small salary, I am crazyly passionate about my work.

They endured when they were captured and sold as slaves, although slaves from other regions were sometimes simply afraid to import.
They suffered when they were exploited on plantations.
They suffered when they were released, but treated them as second-class people.
They suffered when they were hunted by the Ku Klux Klan.
And here, when they were made truly equal people, when they are not whispered by a supervisor, when the Ku Klux Klan is not hunted, their patience finally broke out and they took up the weapons...

xxx: Anyone interested in the opinions of girls from tic electric?

YYY: Guys from TIK TOK, lead.

zzz: Tycoon guys are interested in Tycoon guys.

I was driving here with my son, in the car (little 11 years old) and seemingly nothing predicted, but here is the same question:

Q: Dad, and children are only for sex?

I: In most cases yes (I didn’t talk about artificial insemination, because I wasn’t prepared)

C: Well then I want to upset you. You will not have grandchildren. At least from me.

I am :? ? to ? to And what happened?

C: My friends here showed me where people have sex. I don’t want to participate in such an abomination!

I agreed with the arguments, pushing the inner laughter. I’ll ask later, about grandchildren, maybe not all is lost yet.

Sometimes I wait for days in the factory as a mechanic. I have to go through the shop tonight and check it out. We meet with an electrician, who also goes around the territory. The first time we meet, we stand, we talk. The second time you go and think - well he's on her, as much as you can discuss one and the same, I'll go another way... Yesterday we met there, where neither he nor I needed to...

Sadly, when parents pass on your favorite toys to other children in order to please their tears, I don’t think about your feelings at all.



But there is another sadness – to promise to buy a toy and not to buy it. So for 3 years his father promised to buy a railroad, but instead he was given the world's smallest kamazik. Very small, the size of 2 flash boxes, probably the dumb cheapest.



I have not seen the railway for four or five years. He told this story to his girlfriend as an adult. And she gave me a railway at noon. I was crying inside then, I couldn’t rejoice (blin, now it got in the eye too).



In fact, I married her. My son is playing on the road. More precisely, we are together! and ;)

The Cold War is like peace, but the screams are measured every day.

Once the stories of transferring rights in the United States have gone, I will add my own. We sit with my husband in a row in New Jersey, wait for us to be called and talk quietly. Together sit two, say so, "brothers" young, pumped guys and talk loudly in Russian. They heard us and one is right away. “You don’t know,” he says to me, “how much it costs and who can be given that the exam would be put.” I did not even understand at first. "Well, to pay that would be issued without the exam, that would not pass it," he added, seeing that I am not scorned. “What to give,” I said, “can be in Russian, there is nothing to do, it is easy.” “Knees,” he shouted, “there the grandmother says it’s like hanging two fingers!” Well, I didn’t really say that, but everyone interprets as he understands. As a result, they went to the exam as if they were scared. We went out and met them again. I have never seen such pride. They just glowed and chanted their breasts, "We gave up!Same" It was probably the first time in their lives, so they were proud of themselves. Congratulations, there is always a starting point.

America will not lie: labor has turned the monkey into a man, and the social benefit has brought it back.

I’m 6 or 7 and I’m sitting in the toilet (where there’s a bathroom, a dishwasher and a washing machine) and crying. The grandmother comes:

What happened?

I put my toothbrush into the toilet. I am unconscious, wow.

Oh, nothing terrible though. Was it washed? Just wash it with soap and clean it.

No, I broke yours.

And further to the mountains, my grandmother immediately threw out the brush, and for a long time reminded me of my handshake. At that moment I understood about the arrow, although there was no such term yet.

As a child, I had a favorite toy, a big pink rabbit named Martin.

I always walked with him, slept with him, shared secrets and all in the same spirit. I didn’t take him to the garden just because of the fear of letting anyone but me play with him.

And so that evening I come back from the garden, and the toys are nowhere. I went to my mom and asked where was Martin. What I get the answer: we had your cousin in our guests, and she liked it very much, I gave it to her.

This was the first time I learned what a betrayal from a loved one was.

I was finally called by the bank’s security service yesterday.

So many posts I read, how picabushners send, mock them, and so on.! to



I was bored because of my current position. I decided to talk to them.

The call:

The fraudster (M): Hello, this is the security service of your bank! My name is Edik. Is it MikeG? From your map was made a translation to the Russian Federation. Do you confirm the translation?

I’m... scary... No! I did not do that translation.

M: I record the information. So, it’s fraudsters trying to steal your money. Cancel the translation?

I: Of course we cancelled it! How is it? What to do now?

Don’t worry, the translation has been cancelled. We will set up your protection so that this will not happen again. Now you will receive an SMS from the number 900, there will be a verification code.

SMS is coming

I: Yes it has arrived!

M is great! Phone number checked, now tell me, did you give someone your card number?

I: No of course!

M: I record the information. You may have a virus on your phone. Now we can cure it with an antivirus program. Go to the Play Market and enter the word "support" in the search. The first app that appears in the list must be installed. It is called TeamViewer Quick Support.

I am Taak. I entered “support”, what should I choose?

M: The first line.

I: The first one?

M: Yes, the first, TeamViewer Quick Support.

I: And it’s not written that it’s from Sberbank. Why is?

M: This is a common program for all banks, put it!

I: I am setting up.

It takes 2-3 minutes *

Q: Is it established?

I: Something didn’t work right away, now the installation has begun.

M: Okay, I am waiting for you.

It takes another 2-3 minutes.

I: It has been established!

M: I record the information. Go to Annex. What do you see there?

I: Yeah... whoever knew what I should see, I didn’t put Timweaver on myself. I see this program.

Q: What do you see on the screen?

I am the program. I do not understand the question.

Q: Do you see the Setup or Setup bar there?

I: Wait, right now...

In a minute *

I : Yes! I found!

M: Go to the settings, scroll to the right, see the ID and numbers below it?

I : Yes!

M is great! I record the information. Dict the numbers.

I said: Yes shit! How many numbers are there in the idishnik? Screenshot by Google* Record 714 141 134

M: I record the information. 714 141 134. is right?

I : almost. 714 141 137.

M: I record the information.



After that, they tried several times to connect this idishnik to my phone. Asked to enter the settings again, repeat ID. Then asked to reinstall TimViewer, again history with ID.

Somewhere in the fifteenth minute of the conversation, the guy began to get nervous.

I asked how much money was on the card. My answer was that there were 139 500 rubles that calmed him down.



When TimVier failed, he asked me to dictate the "robot system" card number, its expiration date and CVV.

I "seek" a map for 5 minutes, periodically negotiating with Edick.

It includes a “robotized system”, which with a crying voice says very loudly that it is activated (in the background you can hear conversations of Edik’s colleagues on the camera).

A quick googling gives the screen of the Sber map, I dictate the number.

M: Great, did you say everything to the robotic system?

I: It seems to be.

M: Now the technical department will send you a SMS, you will need to name the code from there.

It takes a few minutes *

I: Why so long?

M: It’s outside of my competence, we’ll wait.

I am OK.

SMS: It does not come

M: According to the technical department, you should have received a message. has arrived?

I : No. Nothing came.

M: I’ll send you one more now.

In two minutes *

M: Has it come now?

I : No. Why is everything so difficult?

M: Let’s check the card number and other data. Do not tell me anything. Only a robotic system.

Repeat everything

There were several more attempts to write off money from "my card", but no SMS came.

Then he said that maybe during the conversation I don’t get a SMS or maybe I got a message in the app. I left the phone and called back in a minute.

Then he asked me to reboot the phone, maybe it was rubbing.

At the 47th minute, the guy gave up, dropped the phone and did not call again.



I hope that because of my boredom they managed to deceive at least one person less that day.

I stayed in the yard of a large ZK, I rent an apartment here. A court like a court, such thousands across the Russian Federation are scattered. I was stuck so that I couldn’t leave. He left the phone under the glass.

The next thing just struck me, I didn’t even believe at first that the man was serious. I am the driver of the car.

I am a good day. You are worried about your car. You struck me, I can’t go out, take away, pj, the machine.

A - Yes, I saw that underper, turn to the driver of the neighbor's car. Let him clean.

I’m sorry, but you struck me, not the driver of the neighbor’s car.

I am on vacation in Moscow, please do not worry. I will come in a week.

What week is it??? Are you serious? I have to go. You hurt me!! to

Young man, you put the car not in your place. Pray and wait! Next time, don’t put where you need to, there’s usually no one parking.

I - But I parked there, didn't break anything! I rented an apartment in this area. Do you hear yourself?

I am all resting!



I put on the phone!! My steel nerves didn’t stand.

I call again.

Let’s resolve the issue! I need to go somewhere now and somewhere else on Sunday. Pay me a taxi, I will take off the checks and we will consider the matter closed.

B – You have to go – you pay.



That I was angry, everyone heard. The guard ran, saying that this individual was constantly behaving. Everyone goes through the forest. Well I think okay. I call the GIBD, from the fifth time I called to the appropriate department. described the situation. I gave him the number. In five minutes he will call.

Sorry, I will now transfer all the money to you by taxi, cancel the evacuator, pj. I have translated. And a minute later they call from GIBDD and ask, you were able to agree, I take a call to the evacuator. Take a picture, as if you agreed.

And this morning I wrote that I planned to go to a remote place (there really 1500 at one end of the road), polite asked to remove the car, or to unlock me. I come in the evening, his car is not there. I think thank you, finally. There was a great scratch on the cap. Well, small people and avenge small. I asked for a video from the camera. Everything is well seen there. We will seek justice by legal means. Even if it was him, he had already punished himself. No one has repealed the Boomerang Law.

Coronavirus – a political infection

When it comes to taking the driving exam in the United States, I also have a history.
My brother has been driving a car in Odessa for a long time, and his wife is not at all. They came and need to ride - not to earn money, but to move. Then with foreign licenses to take the driving was not necessary, and the theoretical exam is not necessary. In the evening I read a book on the subject and went to take it over. My wife gave up, but my brother did not. How is it? The most primitive questions and he is a driver with an experience?! to
Approaches to a dumb citizen who took the exam:
Could you explain why I did not give up?
– Well, look... – and puts a spell on a sheet in which the brother puts the crosses opposite the answers.
Of the 20 questions, only three were answered correctly.

The brother looks and sees that the truffle belongs to the variant B, and he passed the test of the variant A, which he gladly immediately indicated to the instructor - the mistake, say, came from your side. The examiner answers:
I know nothing. I was the first day at work and the supervisor gave me this template, and I will not bother it because of nonsense!
had to transfer.