Did you know that Apple’s headphones aren’t confusing?
Android is not running :D

And I wish you to meet a nice, handsome girl who stands firmly on her feet and knows how to see the stars.
The Girl Telescope
and hopeless. You will never get married, son.

Outraged by wild injustice. Gay parades, lesbian rights, adoption, all of them. Pedophiles are also not forgotten – sexual diversity is welcomed. And who will take care of zoophiles and necrophiles? Well, let’s say, a parade of necrophiles with partners is tough, but why don’t we see parades of zoophiles? Again, the love of animals.

To all the soul crying, listing their merits, and surprised by the lack of personal life:

It looks like this: he cut the grass, cooked the peelings, spilt the tree, fed the cat. Why is my car still not running?? to

For those in the tank: not lucky with girls - develop the ability to communicate with girls, not yourself. What you are skilled good guys, of course, will appreciate, but later. Well, or get used to the idea that you are lucky in other spheres, but not in personal life.

All of them =)

When the former school excellence was awakened by an excited husband after the wedding at night, she, as they were taught, told the table of multiplication.

From the forum:
I told my husband about the problem, he read what people advised me, then he also tried to throw the books but Kobo was hanging and didn't react to anything, the husband then pressed from behind with a clamp, according to the instructions, it was written.
WOW: It is not fair! Reading instructions is not sporty! Problems should be solved intuitively on the forum, preferably with those who have never seen this device in their eyes. Your husband ruined your pleasure.

The Sleeping Adulter (23:11)
I have a 13-year-old girl here agreed to solve the problem with theorver) I'm waiting for what she will write)
Jozef Zhadanovich (23:12) :
She will send her pictures naked, and on the body the solution to the task. You will have to look. Then she will claim to you and you will be twisted, deducted from the universe for pedophilia and you will march in the village.
The Sleeping Adulter (23:12)
A clever plan
Joseph Zhadanovich (23:13) :
The flags have become so clever lately.

I read two quotes:

"Un Dostres: One girl was finishing proposals to a patron of crying signs!!!!!!! In a dream, grandfather Freud appeared to her and struck her to death with a rubber hool.
and
"It is all about you.Don’t write here anymore!!!and "

Are you afraid of Freud?

The most epic comment I’ve seen lately:

"On the house of Brezhnev will hang a memorial board"

> So who is she to hang a board on her house! Not deserved yet!

Zzz: I’m in a strange relationship with my body. In my youth, I thought I had terrible bits of jyrra on my stomach, and then I learned that it was a belly press.

Oh my friend!

xxx: recently looking for girls in contact, to meet. Looking for those who are "in active search"
And those who have nothing specified, contact also shows in the search results.
decided to write a script for the address line, which goes to each page and searches for the words "in active search"
If there is no hidden in the search.
The contact does not allow more than one page per second to load.
Eventually more than an hour passed. I met you, fucking

Do not be greedy, share with your neighbor.

Dema: It’s an awkward feeling when you come to a concert of a beloved group in your youth and you don’t understand who it is and what shit they are singing.

XXX: The author is wrong. The average length of the member in Russia is not 15, but 49 cm.
YYY is 49.5 Do not underestimate.
zzz: in a lying state among other things!)
nnn: In the breakdown to baptism.
QQ: in diameter
TTT: for girls

Sign of New Time.
If you have at least once been entrusted with the device passwords of your teenager, all, you can reassure yourself - you have definitely taken place as a parent.

<ReanimatoR> Who watched the 6th force, his logical sabotage goes on continuing the 5th, but why is the Chinese who died in the 3rd still alive?
<swDIMM> ReanimatoR: nothing, he was killed again in the 6th

and explanatory.
I, FIO, on the twentieth of the year 2013 walked with a wheelchair on the street X, the city of N. When I walked in the courtyard of the house number X, the car of VAZ came up at high speed from behind and loudly burst. I told the driver not to do that anymore. The driver came out of the car and began to explain something loudly, but since I didn’t know all the dialects of the Moscow language, I didn’t understand what he wanted to tell me. Then he began to show me something with gestures, he did it very emotionally and, doing another gesture, grabbed himself with his hand on his face, which caused him to fall. His friend ran out of the car and ran to me, also explaining something on the go, but stumbled on a lying friend and lay next to him. Friends began to explain more clearly and said that I could not worry about their health and walk further, so I left this place.

N. Alekseev at Ehe told about high-ranking officials who are gay
The stones in
and Opa! in the government. This is the news"
What is this news?

From the tape:
Emelianenko announced the end of his career in December 2012. The fighter's decision to leave the sport was preceded by a loss of work due to a series of scandals, the last of which was a drunken debut in the airplane: the organization M-1 Global terminated the contract with the athlete, and the next day Emelianenko said that he would end his career due to injuries.

After taking a break in speeches, the Russian went to a monastery on Mount Athos. There he worked in a carpenter workshop, driven a tractor and baked bread, not forgetting to report on it on Facebook. A few months later, Emelianenko, who had grown a beard of impressive sizes in the monastery, received a blessing from the elders to beat people again, and announced his return to the sport.

Send the hurricane "Christopher" a greeting from Belarus and put him the song "Yankee go home!" I owe it already.

From the correspondence on the automotive forum:
That is a question!!What should I have on the device to check for leakage?
On what instrument?
In the usual
On the usual device you turn on the usual tumbler.It is usually described in the usual instructions.