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Well, dear ones, children can still be loved, and with extremely rare exceptions, this is mutual, children give us beautiful emotions, and when they grow up they can give us grandchildren, and you love your saved money, apartments and nurses, maybe this will be your happiness... maybe.

Yes, precious, they can be loved. You can not love. You can still love, but at a distance. In the second and third cases, it is much more logical not to give birth to them than to give birth only because of the fact that it is so, or because of the notorious glass of water, and then the whole life to be crushed about this, throwing evil on poor unfortunate children, not guilty of having given birth to them, but not able to love them. And it is not up to you to decide who or what in this life should or should not be loved, for whom or what to live, etc.

I support :

Do you know why so many people hate Chevrolet?
Because they feel obligated to have children. It is a duty, not a desire. And they don’t like that they owe something for some reason, and others don’t.
When there is a desire, you are not angry with someone who does not want the same, you are most sincerely confused.

I’m confused that some people generally feel confused that other people have different life goals and values. Why not just stumble and live your life?

The New Multiple. We bought a call (a market nearby, a couple of lounges with electrical goods, a radio call). It turned out that we were not alone in that barrel, and the Chinese did not consider it necessary to make different frequencies at the buttons. After the tenth call of the “huligans” at the door, they realized that something was wrong. He began to call himself and heard the knocking doors (through the elevator mine) and the pick-up mat. They cried out in the mine and met down there. It turned out that we had such seven apartments)))) The solution was found in the person of a local radio amateur - they handed him up the units for the upgrade. Encounters with neighbors and a fun evening.

The line is alive, by recording and "I only ask". Today saw the birth of a new kind of row. The woman, confidently moved the rest and broke the door into the office with the words: - Hello, I am the woman of yesterday! ))))

You are stupid...

Timor was called. Otherwise it is Tamerlan.
He had a younger brother. You can guess how he’s called.

He wrote: I was there!

Guess the country on the bed:

The Israeli company Animi Causa released the unusual bed "Feel Seating System", the design of which consists of several dozen (quantity depends on the model) soft and pleasant balls, which allows the body to fully relax, taking the most convenient position.
The multifunctional bed Ultimate Luxury Bed, presented by the designers of the Italian company HiCan, is designed to give its owner a sense of maximum relaxation, entertain and serve as a cozy home cock.
Russian inventor Dahir Semenov presented an innovative bed that in case of an earthquake turns into a sarcophagus. However, there is some skepticism in the comments. “The demonstration video doesn’t explain what happens if a sleeping person’s leg hangs from the bed. In addition, if the earthquake is small, but the mechanism, nevertheless, works, the person will have to explain quite originally why he is late to work,” the author of the article in The Independent ironizes.

by Bukvar:
And I am only embarrassed that the Soviet dad looks like a modern hipster?
by mewmewflan:
These modern hipsters look like Soviet fathers.

The Ambulance Tank

Zzz: Do you transfer the Ambulance to the BTRs? And passability is better and drivers do not need to explain who gives way, which will again affect improved passability.

Maybe it is better for psychiatrists not to issue formal references, and not to allow clinical idiots to drive, then the BTR is not necessary, and the roads will be as free as possible.

Are you an express?
In six months of work I realized that this question is no longer surprising at all, and despite my 1.78, belonging to the male sex and human appearance, I calmly answer:
I am just a small box. But it is desirable not to load me out so many goods at once, you see, there is no room.

xxx: Literally in fifteen minutes, you’ll be ready on the onion-porous soup, the first recipe I decided to use from Westeros’s cookbook. At the time, he was presented to a feast in honor of one of the weddings "Storm of Swords". I hope my experience doesn’t end so tragically.
YYY: Wasn’t a bloody wedding soup served?
XXX: I think it was about her, but I don’t remember exactly.

xxx (after half an hour): Not quite usual, the taste is not familiar at all, but fun
zzz: The sharpness under the edge is not felt?
Aaa: The main thing is that there would not be a sudden drop of the bush))

xxx writes at home black metal

xxx: I have a cat very worried when I chew)
XXX: Mewoking begins...panic...this panic mewoking))
XXX: Then you have to calm down.
XXX: And then that kindness becomes (he understands that I’m not crazy anyway)
XXX: It is indescribable
xxx: I wonder what he feels when I write vocals)

The [...]
My cat really loves me 😉
I was sitting in the headphones, writing vocals).. I feel my legs... he stood on my shoulder and tried to whisper in my ear)

Someone is afraid of microbes on an apple... and someone worked on a vegetable base and saw what these apples are processing for safety.

He returned home now. He got into the tram and flew into a free seat.

The car is half empty. In front of me stood a man with a baby in his arms. He looks at the baby and says to him:

So, my son, listen to me carefully. No more taking my car without permission. And if you take, please let her stand in my yard in the morning. Do you understand?

The baby smiles, cries and seems to agree. But the man is not pleased with it. He almost cried out to the child:

Just tell me: did you understand it or not?

And then I realize that the man’s roof has gone, and he, by the way, has a baby in his arms. I even started to think about what to do in such cases...

It is good that the man suddenly cried out, “Everything, so far!” He pulled the headphone out of his ear.

I load in the luggage of a taxi cargo (without boxing pears - all kinds of books there, albums, etc.). We go. I say to the driver, “I’ve never seen such exemplary order in the trunk. You are a cautious man.” He looked at me. He smiled, “Do you find it?” “I find.” “Well then listen.” He came by call - there are two guys in costumes and cravates. You need to drive on some deaf street - but it is profitable for money. They arrived. One of the guys puts a pistol with an extinguisher on him and invites him into the trunk. I had to climb. and silence. There were no mobile phones, by the way. The luggage was packed and we left. And in the luggage compartment - a reserve, a house cutter, a lap, etc. All this rests on the back, presses, and even thoughts all kinds of bad slides. “Will they kill something?” “Tomb, I wonder if they’ll be forced to dig? Or so?”... Long drive, much he changed his mind in the darkness and disorder. He put all the sides and filled the knives. have stopped. Long had to wait. Then the trunk opened, and the stars were on the sky. He came out of the luggage. “You’re sorry, brother – we needed an uninvited car for the “shooter.” Keep it here,” and they give him $500. had to take. I went home not remembering myself. The next day, the suitcase was in perfect order. I put a pillow, a blanket. Dinner and all that. This is where the order comes from.

One day the wardrobe in the kitchen hanged, a couple of times a burr in the perforator changed hands all black. Neither soap nor dishwasher washes this dirt. Okay, I found Pemolux powdered, deret skin, but cleaned everything.
ууу: So I see the advertisement with Valuev:"Pemolux-male scraper for hands!"

Here is this:

Today the verifying customs officer dug up and in the final issued:
What do you think is smarter than us?
What are you! I answer me. I have fewer chromosomes.
He did not understand, even smiled proudly.
It hurts me (

Reminds me of the army saying:
- Something you are, comrade of soldiers, very clever!
Who is? and I?
Well not me!! to

Where is the printer now?
Tagged: 404
Zzzz: You do not know?
XXX or not?
Room 404: What a wonderful room. No one can find it.)

Daughter (D) at dinner complains to Dad (P) and Mom about school:
D: Tired of these lessons, you sit, all 45 minutes "ha-haha", "gighi-gighi". Then "HIGH-HIGH"... and so on all 8 lessons...
There are no normal teachers at school.

A lie that satisfies everyone is called an infallible truth.

I like strong black tea, without any additives, "without anything." I don’t often drink tea from bags, but sometimes it happens. Usually a more or less decent replacement is Lipton, yellow label, but recently something has become a "wrong taste."
And here from the distant lands brought me tea in bags. I was extremely skeptical at first about the completely unfamiliar brand, but I drank the first cup - and appreciated it! Normal strong tea, almost not inferior to the cooked in the teaspoon!
I’m not going to advertise, I’ll stock myself first :-)
After studying the tea boxes, I understood what is the fundamental difference between this tea and Lipton.
"Tasteful" brand - 80 bags, total weight of tea - 250 grams, in one bag - more than 3 g of tea.
Lipton 25 bags, 50 grams of tea, in one bag - only 2 g of tea!
I looked at other teas - there are 1.6, and 1.5 g in a bag...
The Tea Manufacturers!
I want to quote the classics:
“The Jews! Don’t regret the stumbling!” and c)