Elena: I saw here that the pharmacy sold packs of condoms of 12 pieces and as a gift 1 hygienic towel. Asked the seller: "Why the towel?" The answer killed: "Well, to wipe out the sweat from the forehead"!!!))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
As long as all 12 are dressed, will you get tired?

I looked at your photos and realized I was a lesbian.
This is the most offensive thing I’ve heard from a girl.

Pembrock: Why should I start a conversation so that the department of physics understands that it is better not to contact me? To drop the saliva and put off the pants?

Google on wheels is already in your city.
Google on wheels is already on your street.
Google on wheels already photographs your home.

Have you waited a long time for an important call and won’t be called? Bite the cake!

XHHH: Hello, say the number of Nasti, or I lost!and ((
Hello, the same
I am =))

Entertainment in the SPB:

"Do you already know where to go tomorrow in Peter?"

XXX: Go to work

I needed transportation assistance, agreed with a companion who has a car, I call him at the appointed time:
I: Hi, what are you doing?
T is drinking.
I: Oh, what do I do now?! to
Drink too.

If I were to come, would you not feed me, drink me, and sleep me?

Noah, I’m back home :D

I think people have forgotten how to get KDE under FreeBSD.

xxx: I came across an article about twins. Among the twins, every fifth is left-handed, while among the right-handed the left-handed is twice as small.
XXX: How is it?

Yesterday I said to my wife in the presence of a seven-year-old son:"You went to the neighbor’s house, you will rest there, and I will help him to dig (in the sense of crawling the garden)".
Son immediately "I will also dig" and in a second to me - in a conspiracy tone: "What will we look for?"

What does the cat do?
The cat is sleeping
Is he sleeping next to you?
YYY: Nea
YYY: somewhere
How do you know he’s sleeping?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: Maybe he doesn’t sleep.)
Yyy: But usually he sleeps 23 hours a day.

Yesterday at the country, the aunt asked for the first time in his life to kill the chicken...well, I gathered such with the strength, I think - I am a man of yupta! shorter with sorrow half cut) the truth is all in the blood, but so even cooler))))
And today I dreamed of a dream, the chicken looks at me with sadly overwhelmed eyes and says...Wow, well, you fuck me like that? And I look at her and don’t understand what makes me more embarrassed, that I’m not a Vova or that I’m not a Nahuya? 😉

Brake on the light...the inscription on the luggage bag of the dirty car in front:
"I will not wash! She is punished! For what? It is out!"

I bought Bounty, I come home, I ask my sister:
Do you like Bounty?
The sister:
If you give it to me, I love it.
I am :
What if I don’t give?
The sister:
If you don’t, you’re an infection!! to

I like our forums.
In American asked something - answered in the first two or three messages and all - the topic closed.
And in Russian, you will be asked why you do this and not the other way, will offer alternative options, will touch on some issues, remotely similar and not similar to yours. You will learn something new, in general information - the sea! It usually helps.

I decided to go with a friend to Minsk on vacation. Letter to a friend of Belarus:
Faith: I will arrive on June 22 at about five in the morning.
Just like the Germans in the 41st.)
Believe me, I hope we get rid of it.
Less victims from ours and yours.
The sides.

The manager has my own opinion on all matters.

The Modern Politics:
People will say yes, yes.
People say no, people think badly.