Clean not where you clean, but where you don’t waste.
So the courtier threw out the hammer and bought a gun.

I load in the luggage of a taxi cargo (without boxing pears - all kinds of books there, albums, etc.). We go. I say to the driver: "I have never seen such exemplary order in the trunk. You’re a very accurate ". He looked at me. He smiled and said, “Do you find it?” "I found it" "Well then listen to" He came by call - there are two guys in costumes and cravates. You need to drive on some deaf street - but it is profitable for money. They arrived. One of the guys puts a pistol with an extinguisher on him and invites him into the trunk. I had to climb. and silence. There were no mobile phones, by the way. The luggage was packed and we left. And in the luggage compartment - a reserve, a house cutter, a lap, etc. All this rests on the back, presses, and even thoughts all kinds of bad slides. "Do you want to kill someone?!" "The grave, I wonder, will be forced to dig? For a long time, he was traveling, and he had changed his minds in the darkness and disorder. He put all the sides and filled the knives. have stopped. Long had to wait. Then the trunk opened, and the stars were on the sky. He came out of the luggage. "You’re sorry, brother – we needed the "shooter" car unintended. Hold this ", and give him $500. had to take. I went home not remembering myself. The next day, the suitcase was in perfect order. I put a pillow, a blanket. Dinner and all that. This is where the order comes from.

c) Blocks of Vitaly.

C: Pipetz, again the person who paid for the booking from the site did not come to play. What to do?
Q: Can we just add the "Donation" button? and :)
A: Or send us a message: "Congratulations, you are posted in the section of Our Messengers"

Maybe it was irony. Even if not... Not everywhere, you know, the cleaners of the villages and the Tajiks work.

We have a former translator, a headmaster, a gentleman and a bride who works in one person in the dining room. Before retirement, I went to a cooking school. In fact, we talked to her in the cigarette. To my natural question, she stretched well and answered something like "that it went all in the ass...". Well, in short, went to work for the soul, lived to a hundred years already earned.

What about your department today? 😉
YYY: Did you hear the trainees accept?
XXX: And what?
Yyy: Planerka, Andreich is late, comes in. Tolik the trainee - this is, in a way, your teacher. Go on business trips together, gain experience, etc. Andreich looks at the trainee from his two meters and gives a maneuverable bass - "Tolik, I asked a blonde, why did you fuck someone?"

I cannot stand:

Timor was called. Otherwise it is Tamerlan.
He had a younger brother. You can guess how he’s called.

Is it Amur? 0 0 0

The director suddenly came to me.
It happened that I worked...
What brilliant successes have you achieved?

Why, when I enter the word "block" on the computer, am I given among the first anal blocks? I had not noticed this before.
See also: Hz
Oh, guess, you told me about some surprise, tell me that’s not what I think.
Theme of (

My dad told a friend. From the acquaintance:

New Year’s guests arrived. During the celebration, I realized that I drank too much. I was advised to take a shower, water would help a little. I went to the bathroom and decided not to take a shower, but to lie in the bathroom. I picked up a little warm water, went down and lay down. I did not notice how he fell asleep. After a while I wake up, it was dark, I don’t remember. It freezes like a dog. I drive my hands in the dark, I feel the tiles. The first thought: “Morg? “!” I drive further - a bath, a little water. “I’ve already washed!” I screamed out of fear.

The wife runs and asks, “Why are you nuts, fool?”

It turned out, after the celebration, the guests broke up, she went to the bathroom and saw that he fell asleep. Wake up failed. He dropped the water from the bathroom and turned off the light.

About the Google Maps error in Kaliningrad:
How to get to McDonald’s?
Look in front of the Gestapo.

Now you can see that the new year has passed. In the garbage tanks appeared the first timid trees.

Today the verifying customs officer dug up and in the final issued:
What do you think is smarter than us?
What are you! I answer me. I have fewer chromosomes.
He did not understand, even smiled proudly.
It hurts me (

I sit, I watch TV in the kitchen, I drink tea, I don’t touch anyone. The wife returns from work all in tears and complains from the threshold:

"The neighbor in the elevator stood, called into the garage to drink, grabbed my ass! »

Silently I turn off my leg from the board, to equalize my strength, because Demyan Heroinich man is quite healthy and I would not like to connect with him, but the honor of his wife. The families..



I call the neighbors in the apartment, the door is opened by Demyan’s wife – Natalia Semionovna.

“Hello, Natalia Semenovna, Demyanna can you say a few words? »

“He’s having dinner, Feddy, he just came. Is your car broken, do you need help? »

“No, I’d like to give Demyanna a few words, a personal question.”

“There are no secrets in my family, tell me.”

“Well, that’s what it’s about,” I told his wife. She, without saying a word, grabs my foot from the table and hides behind the door of her apartment. Then he said, “Aaaah! Aaaah! For what! ? to Aaaah! It hurts! »

After a minute, Natalia Semenovna came out, gave me a leg and promised that it would not happen again.

I go home and turn my leg back with the words:

“Everything, wife, the matter is settled, Demyan will no longer be and apologizes.”

My wife looks at me and says:

“What kind of Demyan? It was a bone from the eighth floor! »

I turn my foot back...

xxx: Here you go in the morning after drinking and you think "Why I drank so much, well why?
YYY: I call it "The Feeling of Own Distance")

I conducted a survey in the kindergarten with children. The question is, “Where does a man live?” The 5-year-old said, “I’m on vacation.” He had never been so right.

Zzz: Do you transfer the Ambulance to the BTRs? And passability is better and drivers do not need to explain who gives way, which will again affect improved passability.

"No one will take care of you (c)
No one will buy you medicines, not go to the store for food for you, not clean up in the apartment or house " and if the children go to another country on PMG? Even in the neighboring town? And will their life companion be clearly against an elderly mom at home? Conclusion - friends with neighbors and keep the money accumulated in advance :)
"you will not have anyone to talk to, sitting at home (unless the same "convinced people" suddenly appear to visit you)"Muhaha, friends with neighbors, well, or who cancelled old friends? Not necessarily "convinced".And in general, in the age of the Internet to complain about "no one to talk to"...
"No one will help you buy a trip to a sanatorium or a trip abroad." I beg you, what if the children-reproducers lead their spinoffs-the bottomless absorber of finance? Do many old people go abroad?
And a great greeting from not by their own will childless couples, who suck such texts under their nose. And those whose children died / slept / crashed, and so on.

Maximilian: I accidentally photographed the killers, placed photos in Samara groups, they saw their photos, wrote me yesterday, type cool photos, got overwhelmed with them, now I also want to go to learn on the kill hunt )

Zetandel: now the main thing is to accidentally not spot the pirates)))

Maximilian: no, I photograph exceptionally beautiful )

Zetandel: beautiful pidarasses not to be photographed)))

Users of Twitter paid attention to the designation of the FSB administration building in the Kaliningrad region on Google Maps. Uzerov was surprised that instead of the security department, the service pointed to the “Gestapo Administration of East Prussia”.

These guys keep cash, I manal...

How to swim in the tundra? Are you just going into the water?
YYYY: Yes
XXX was drowned.
yyy: swimming on a floating tank
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