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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3435
 09.04.2008
It crashed so that it could not drive the cursor to +. It rattled even more.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3434
 09.04.2008
I was served with a fruit today, it looks like a mini mandarine, it's called a calamondine - it's a hybrid of chincan and mandarine. they said that it contains more vitamin c than a kilogram of tomatoes... when I bite this scarf there was a feeling that all the universal acid is collected in this wonderful fruit...
I will plant in my house, I will grow, I will feed my enemies.


You will plant - do not dig deeper than a centimeter. More water in the sun. The first of the seeds will grow. and verified. the second year grows, every couple of months bears fruit))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3433
 09.04.2008
I go to the cockpit to admin. I bought a new server. He whispers unimaginably, it is impossible to talk. On my silent question, one of the administrators screaming the server says: "he should shut down after downloading"...
I look up at the monitor and see the inscription: "No operating system".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №3432
 09.04.2008
KISS - KO
Go to sleep...
by Alien
I am not)
KISS - KO
It is written separately ?
by Alien
)))))))))))))
by Alien
Was Basha counted?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3431
 09.04.2008
The light
Equalized living conditions for the hammer and me
smoke
Are you also riding a wheel?
The light
Now I live almost clean.
smoke
Do you write in the crayons??? >.<

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3430
 09.04.2008
Pharmacy
All of the T-shirts are the same.)
I understand everything, but by opening the notepad configuration of the d-link access point and seeing "# DO NOT EDIT -- This configuration file is automatically generated by magic " - it's too much...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3429
 09.04.2008
The driver girl, who left a note on the front glass of my car 5.04.08 in Ozersk, with a note on parking, the next time write your phone, I will give free lessons of maneuvering in closed spaces ;)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №3428
 09.04.2008
I married a strange creature. As I sit behind the compass, my wife says to me:
My eye is scratching!
and Dick. by Poirot.
No, he is itching in the corner of his mouth.
Fucking I am scared.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3427
 09.04.2008
Hard menta of Vladivostok. To approach the entrance, near which a suspicious group of young people gathered and from the speaker to turn on the laughter of Woody, scream "shut up?!" and leave O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3426
 09.04.2008
by AnGeLo4eG! >> Blind) rjunimagu)Today in the store saw the disc "The collection of the best licensed software 2008"...

BruseAllmight << and what?

by AnGeLo4eG! >> the price of 150 r.......

— — —

Buy faster before you get caught!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3425
 09.04.2008
<DAngel> Well, I’m back home that week, electricity from the gunman turned, I’ll meet ala hop, well electricity without semak chot.. :)
<Xela> yii..
<DAngel> Well, he didn’t come up with anything new, honestly so grit: like, give the cell phone to the grandmother to call, or is worried, said the old lady...
<DAngel> Well, what do I think a good person can’t help? I stretch my hand to the envelope with the cell phone... And he is watching closely, not until it breaks away... And here!!! to
<Xela> a whole novel.. :) Well what’s there?
<DAngel> At the moment when the envelope willingly clicks, opening up, the guy can’t withstand the tension and suddenly with all his cool дури beats me with his nose right into his fist! And he lay down on the ground at once (repose apparently) and let me brutally beat my shoes with my stomach and ribs.. lucky that they are so strong with me (47 size ;), military style).
<Xela> :D you are burning
<DAngel> Well, then he generally fell asleep (fooled of the poor probably, decided not to call his grandmother). I barely got my feet out of there.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3424
 09.04.2008
Sused Dima: Balbes! Turn off something one: either the subwoofer, or the sounds in the ash! I ran to the door to run.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3423
 09.04.2008
Trainery
The guy. I have a vista.
Aggressor
You said it as if Vista is a venereal disease :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3422
 09.04.2008
She: great in the cage)I, by the way, love men's shirts in the vertical cage.... ))) mmm)))

Vertical cage – how is it? O_O

She: Well, they are in a sloping cage... rombi...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3421
 08.04.2008
I am engaged in sports orientation, competitions are held in the forest (you have a map on which the points to be found are marked, a compass). So here, I run through the forest, I run, and there is a guy, like an opponent, who says, there is a point here? I : not there. And what if I find it? Caroche, I escaped from there...Scuck the hops already in the woods of the tujuya!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №3420
 08.04.2008
irinka072 (00:55:42 8/04/2008)
Why are all the records of the late 1990s???? to

WoRm (00:57:04 8/04/2008)
Because in those days, mankind has the Internet, and no one writes anything for himself.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №3419
 08.04.2008
At our work, an industrial vacuum cleaner fell from a height of about 3 meters...
The act of receipt indicates:
Description of failure: Suicide attempt

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3418
 08.04.2008
MDJ
Damn yesterday I read the newspaper, read the article, then started looking down...why? I was looking for comments! :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3417
 08.04.2008
The Asmodanus:
Today, 7 April
1969 - Symbolic date of birth of the Internet, publication of RFC 1
1994 – The Birthday of Runet. On this day, the national Russian domain.RU was registered by InterNIC.

All with celebration!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №3416
 08.04.2008
Bread and mature.
Or more accurately?
Meat and sex.! to

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