AnToShA> are you a boy or a girl?
<I_not_see_anime> guess
<I_not_see_anime> will give a hint
<I_not_see_anime> I have a cock

A: I prefer the definition of office plankton.
B: These are different concepts.

Office plankton is the food for corporate fish larger. Each of us at a certain stage of the career is at this stage, rarely someone is taken immediately as a boss.

A corporate zombie is a guy who has lost interest in work, his spark is extinguished. He does everything automatically, not including the mindset. You may not even give him tasks. I know the case of a guy who went to work for 2-3 years, no one gave him almost any tasks, but he did something behind his PC, quietly sat in the corner, went to drink coffee to the machine. Per he still works there.

Tagged with "Warner"
The partner sits on a chair and loads Lineage2 and joins the raid.
There is no potential partner

A mask comes to us.
[12:16:03]<Maska ^_^>All of you greetings!!! to
[12:16:07]<Mask ^_^>How are the pieces?
[12:16:12]<Maska ^_^>Who has a PS3?
[12:16:22]<Mask ^_^>Well, who has it?
[12:16:24]<Mask ^_^>Shoulders!!! to
The mask leaves us.
[12:17:00]<gg:)>What was this? 0 - O

Advertising in local chat:
"People who have an aquarium share grass"

I think this advertisement to write: "People even if you don’t have an aquarium share the grass"

What is the difference between an admin and a programmer?
The programmers make money with their minds and knowledge, and the administrators with the stupidity and curvature of others.

“Daroff, why do you look so good today?”
-Comp is broken... time has arrived... from nephig to do in order.

Elly
I checked the economy from Inet.

Lohmaty
Did they put anything on the tower?

Did you hear the Spirit of the Wedding? I will be a witness. The bride gets fucked.
ReDy13 :?? to
Grab: Well steal her. Tradition of type.
ReDy13: The
Grab: What did you think?? to

The United States of America is the sanitary of the planet, they are attacking the weak and sick countries.
by oper.ru

I crossed the road, noticed the rope, I crossed - sat to tie. I see the situation by chance:
There are two pancakes crossing the same road. They are already quite so taken on the chest, they go slowly, they already have red, the cars are green. It is worth in the desire to crash from the place of the Nissan 350h, and also tinted as normal, but can not crash, the current gases very tightly, pushing the punks. One pulls the fak into his side and orets something like "Fuck the gas!" The window at the nissan opens, the music turns off, such an unsweetened size of harya "You said that fucking???" Three punk approaches the window, turns his ass, like a pedestal, and both somehow scream "I fucking know how to gas too!"

Sanka: Yes, I went to the parent’s house, Daddy told me the shit, as always.

Sanka: I remembered how I had fun in student years.
There was fun "fishing".
The essence is this: in the sort of fisfak doors in cabins without folders. The one who sits down to fuck, holds the pen from the inside with his hand.
people, including the papule, approach the busy cabin, gently pull the pen.

Sanka: Essentially, the reaction of the guy inside - immediately knock on yourself, say, busy

Pcholka: And what?

Sanka: After this, the one who is outdoors is rushing on himself, and the one who is outdoors is crying out a joyful cry "WOW, WOW!!!" and with all the nonsense breaks the door on yourself)))))

Pcholka: Agagaga, intellectual entertainment

Daddy and Sasha went fishing.
After the "cloaked", Sakok with a scream breaks the door, and in the middle of the sorting flies out holding the whispered professor of mathematics Hatsiperovich.

Higher mathematics Sašek passed two years

From the forum:
What is 111111111111?
Jonathan: Probably it is 1172812402961.
or just 2047 in a binary.
Kcaoc: Well, as an option, it can be pressed without a shift eleven times the exclamation sign xD
Vorobey: I’ll assume an incredible theory: maybe it’s just eleven times a pressed unit.

Explanatory ten classes:
"... I was late for class because I was going long..."

The Preamble:
The Saturday. The morning. Wife and children (10 and 3 years old) eat breakfast in the living room.
I’m cooking sandwiches in the kitchen and I hear an outraged scream—Sasha! You walk, and your eggs are falling! The egg lies!
O_O
It turned out: a small sandwich with a boiled egg crashed...
I have five minutes to crack! >_<

In the universe hanged children's drawings calling to quit smoking.
Natasha, 12 years old Posts Tagged ‘women’s mouth is not for cigarettes’
I didn’t think that at this age children would know his true purpose.

Dialogue with the girl:
If you think that every one of our meetings, which happens once a week, will end in sex, then you are wrong!
I am: right! It will start with that! 😉

I call the phone, I take the phone, I answer, the voice:
What is the name of the current Pope of Rome?
I say :
Benedict of 16th
The answer:
Fuck, thank you, I have done it.

And short slides.

Steck: Mandriva is yet a pipet
Steck: I run one of the standard tracks
Reply to AAAA?
steck: pops out the window, brightly painted, blinking in the trees
Steck: Guess what it says?
REVELT: Proposes to install a VISTA?
Steck: No hardware problems were found
steck: type of extreme situation - everything works

Incognito: Who are you working for?
I am Prist.
Incognito: What is the next? 0 - O
The Ordinary Prist
Incognito: and more specifically?
I am the court, more specifically. I go there and there, all the programs there and so on. And what?
Incognito: Fuck, I first thought that the roof on the ground of online games went down. Now I suddenly realized that I had =(