From the online newspaper Days of the Beast:
It is interesting whether Sergey will write about his concert in one of the Russian cities, where the audience had to experience a strong shock: coming to the concert of the only singing stylist of the Russian show business, they listened to the song "All" 15 times simply because there is no other in Sergey's repertoire.

News from mail.ru:
The leaders of Germany and France called on NATO to reconcile with Russia.

Well, well... who doesn’t know that it’s better not to argue with Russia ?

On the traditional tournament Moscow Open took place matches of the sixth round. The Russians Jan Nepomniacki, having played a draw with the Dutch Sergei Tiviakov, allowed the American Alexander Onishchuk, who defeated the Moldavian Dmitry Svetushkin, to catch up with the number of points collected.

Is the world captured?

Every man, undoubtedly, is the master of his fate, it is only a pity that fate

This is not notified.

by Yuri Tatarkin

My girlfriend told me.

She lived with a healthy, upset and very jealous man. Never he

He did not go anywhere - and here he is sent suddenly on a business trip to the whole world.

A week. She was treated by a doctor known to her for a year.

She invited the doctor for a dinner. So yes, smoothly

Go to the case. For a couple of hours the entire apartment up the bottom, clothes

scattered on the floor with a flat layer from the bathroom through the hall to the bedroom, some

Condoms used in the house 5 pieces rolled... time -

Eleven in the evening. At that moment, a phone call goes on her cell phone.

Her husband calls. "My dear, this is a big surprise! I am at the entrance,

Take it! My trip was broken". She and the doctor are in shock.

Wear clothes – where are you? Everything is broken, he has no socks.

cowards can not find, she let everything clean up from the floor, they run with

with open eyes. A second call is issued in 30 seconds.

The girlfriend takes the phone, but no longer can speak or breathe, and there:

"Dear — I was joking! Of course I am on a journey! Good night to you!"

Alcohol kills all brain cells, but not all.

refused to drink.

Dmitry_G
You are a fool and you don’t understand the shit!

Director
What?

Dmitry_G
Sorry, the window is wrong >__<

Latvians translated Kamasutra, it was fun, but for some reason again about the occupation.

Main article 5 February 2009 by 12:27:05
It is sorry. How old are you?

Daniela Romanov February 5, 2009 by 12:32:27
22 is

Main article 5 February 2009 by 12:33:10
What is so much? I am 15!

Daniela Romanov February 5, 2009 by 12:34:28
Hm is. I have never met such a strange question.

fNikus:church, try to change the coding
I am not a guy, I am a girl!! to
FNikus: Sorry, I just thought it was you on the avatar.
I am on the Avatar!

What drivers do in traffic jams. A friend told me - traffic jams are such that everything stands, the snow is falling. In front of him, a driver came out through one car, began to clean the snow from the car with a scratch. The same thing happened to the driver who was close to him. Then my friend began to do the same. After 5 minutes looking around on the sides - all the guides within the limits of visibility stand hard working scrapers =))). And then someone is smoking, someone is in need, someone is joking. You say, it is in the nose.

I found the cheque. From the crossroads. long thought that I could buy with the name "shishkin love", until it came to mind that so called the cashier

Redfiera: Yesterday night we went to bed with my husband, and our cat was stuck to wear around the room, turning circles from the couch (on which we sleep) to the window, from the window to the chair, from the chair to the floor, and again on a new one. At some point we were tired of it, and when the cat was making another jump from the couch, the husband got up and said sharply, "Boo!" The cat did not fly to the window... little while falling, she tried to get caught in the rope of the rope standing next to her, and eventually got a rope that fell on her head from the top...
The rest of the night the cat was not heard.

Wikipedia from the article on the US education system:

Usually Americans finish secondary education at age 18, which coincides with the age of majority (21 years).

I am plagued by blurred doubts.

From the conversation:

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What kind of bear?
What a fucking Putin.

Microsoft founder Bill Gates released a roar of mosquitoes at the participants of the TED conference, reports AFP. In this way, he decided to draw attention to the spread of malaria.

Speaking at TED, Gates said malaria was spread by mosquitoes, and he brought several of these insects with him. He then opened a bowl of mosquitoes, saying that there was no reason only poor people should get malaria.

After a minute’s pause, during which mosquitoes flew through the hall, Microsoft founder said that the insects he released were not malaria carriers.

Q: Do you play the guitar?? to
Margo: I play
Honey, what are you playing with?? to
Margo: in the hiding shit hd

In Moscow, it is not permitted to pass pedestrians on pedestrian crossings. I saw, in our Siberian town, a little girl crossing the road on the crossing, and she was shot down to death by a cruiser with a Moscow number and pulled 15 meters. Moreover, he twice exceeded the speed regime and circled the stopped cars on the free lane.
Know that Russia is not limited to Moscow, and there are places where the rules are accepted to be observed! Sorry that’s not funny.

McAfee is the best antivirus.
He stuck his welcome letter in the spam folder and offered to label the sender as spam))))

Shooter ‎(20:13):
I was shown on TV.
Tower of Sorvalo ‎(20:13):
My daughter was in the newspaper once. In the village, the typical anniversary was 300 years ago, there was a celebration near the Lenin monument, and I stood in the first rows.
Tower of Sorvalo ‎(20:13):
The newspaper was named "The Hunt" )
Shooter ‎(20:13):
and)))
Tower of Sorvalo ‎(20:14):
I kept the page from the newspaper, I thought my mother would come, I'll show, and her grandfather took her in the sorting, the ass subtracted ((
Tower of Sorvalo ‎(20:14):
This is where my glory ends.